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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 10-26-2017, 08:53 AM
Replies: 14,193
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Posted By mormegil
Bilbo: "Gandalf please, a conga line isn't that...

Bilbo: "Gandalf please, a conga line isn't that difficult to do"
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 05-09-2015, 04:50 PM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,897,433
Posted By mormegil
For the protection of all, a second cloak was...

For the protection of all, a second cloak was provided Gandalf to help avoid any unpleasant uncloaking business.
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 10-26-2014, 03:11 PM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,897,433
Posted By mormegil
Gimli pays homage to 1980's Madonna.

Gimli pays homage to 1980's Madonna.
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 10-21-2014, 05:27 PM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,897,433
Posted By mormegil
(Off Screen) Boromir: One does not simply jump...

(Off Screen) Boromir: One does not simply jump movies

Leggy: Meh, I did.
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 06-20-2013, 01:15 PM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,897,433
Posted By mormegil
Disney's messenger birds just notified Eowyn,...

Disney's messenger birds just notified Eowyn, that she will not qualify as a Disney princess.
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 04-08-2013, 09:54 PM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,897,433
Posted By mormegil
I do not feather my hair.

I do not feather my hair.
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 03-23-2013, 06:05 PM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,897,433
Posted By mormegil
"Put all my malice in a ring and shape myself as...

"Put all my malice in a ring and shape myself as a formidable eye, maybe I ought to rethink my life's decisions"
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 08-24-2011, 07:53 AM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,897,433
Posted By mormegil
Orlando: I'm sorry, you want me to what? ...

Orlando: I'm sorry, you want me to what?

PJ: I want you to surf down the oliphants trunk, the teenage girl demographic will love it.

Orlando: Seriously?

PJ: Of course.
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 02-08-2011, 06:40 PM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,897,433
Posted By mormegil
Just a pinch of that pipe weed please.

Just a pinch of that pipe weed please.
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 08-03-2009, 01:55 PM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,897,433
Posted By mormegil
The uruk didn't realize the cost of telling a...

The uruk didn't realize the cost of telling a 'your momma' joke to Boromir.

Or

The uruk didn't realize the cost of telling a 'Gandalf uncloaking' joke to Boromir
(Even here I can get one of...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 07-27-2009, 12:02 AM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,897,433
Posted By mormegil
Galadriel was uncertain if the ring had been...

Galadriel was uncertain if the ring had been entrusted to the right person when Frodo thought her mirror was for pipe weed smoking.
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 07-18-2009, 04:41 PM
Replies: 14,193
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Posted By mormegil
Saruman's elation soon turned into fierce anger...

Saruman's elation soon turned into fierce anger when he realized that the street vendor sold him a fake palantir.

Or

Saruman's is angered when the only thing he sees from his palantir is...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 07-14-2009, 01:12 PM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,897,433
Posted By mormegil
Saruman learns of Sauron's betrayal of their pact...

Saruman learns of Sauron's betrayal of their pact when he sees an orc moon line (a-la Braveheart) in the Palantir.
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 07-14-2009, 11:34 AM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,897,433
Posted By mormegil
This is very uncommon knowledge but the Istari...

This is very uncommon knowledge but the Istari often played keepsie on their marble games. Saruman just got a prize marble from Gandalf.
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 07-04-2009, 08:00 PM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,897,433
Posted By mormegil
Sam learned to knock before entering after this...

Sam learned to knock before entering after this little incident.
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 06-23-2009, 11:08 PM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,897,433
Posted By mormegil
I'll cut your heart out with a spoon...I mean a...

I'll cut your heart out with a spoon...I mean a knife.
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 06-23-2009, 08:30 PM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,897,433
Posted By mormegil
Seriously, what is that one Uruk doing in the...

Seriously, what is that one Uruk doing in the background. A battle is raging and he's just standing around enjoying the view.
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 06-15-2009, 11:16 PM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,897,433
Posted By mormegil
Faramir: Yes we did lose Osgiliath but I saved...

Faramir: Yes we did lose Osgiliath but I saved 15% by switching to Geico.
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 06-09-2009, 08:47 PM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,897,433
Posted By mormegil
The town has final had enough of Gandalf's...

The town has final had enough of Gandalf's uncloaking, and his days are over...

++Gandalf
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 06-04-2009, 02:10 PM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,897,433
Posted By mormegil
Haldir just remember he didn't take his mom's...

Haldir just remember he didn't take his mom's advice and was NOT wearing clean underwear.
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 06-03-2009, 11:05 PM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,897,433
Posted By mormegil
Haldir: Oh Crap! I left my lights on back in...

Haldir: Oh Crap! I left my lights on back in Lothlorien.
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 05-18-2009, 09:34 PM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,897,433
Posted By mormegil
Galadriel: *sniff sniff* Dear, I think you...

Galadriel: *sniff sniff* Dear, I think you stepped in Warg poo.
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 05-12-2009, 09:25 AM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,897,433
Posted By mormegil
Galadriel: Dear, did you just break wind?

Galadriel: Dear, did you just break wind?
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 01-26-2009, 12:32 PM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,897,433
Posted By mormegil
While it isn't spoken of in polite society much,...

While it isn't spoken of in polite society much, Pippin left some other signs besides the broach that, needless to say, the hunters thought was a bit overboard.
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 01-07-2009, 10:01 AM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,897,433
Posted By mormegil
Gandalf finally discovered, after his many...

Gandalf finally discovered, after his many travels, the best portable outhouse Middle-earth had to offer.

Gandalf: I'm HOME!!!!
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