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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 12-04-2006, 04:01 PM
Replies: 14,193
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Posted By CaptainofDespair
Aragorn: Legolas, put that bench over there with...

Aragorn: Legolas, put that bench over there with the rest of the pile. The barricade must be stronger!

Legolas: Right!

Theoden: What's going on? Are the orcs amassing for their final assault?
...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 12-01-2006, 07:56 PM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,869,202
Posted By CaptainofDespair
Sam was becoming annoyed. He loved Rosie dearly,...

Sam was becoming annoyed. He loved Rosie dearly, but her cheerleading antics had gone on far enough. It seemed to Sam that the hobbit lass clearly did not understand that one is not supposed to cheer...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 10-16-2006, 05:28 PM
Replies: 14,193
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Posted By CaptainofDespair
The Half-Orc Barbarian stares on in deep...

The Half-Orc Barbarian stares on in deep concentration, hoping his Roll for Initiative succeeds.
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 07-14-2006, 06:56 PM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,869,202
Posted By CaptainofDespair
Fingolfin: I am Arthur, King of the Britons... ...

Fingolfin: I am Arthur, King of the Britons...
Morgoth: No, you're Fingolfin.
Fingolfin: A duck!
Morgoth: Yes, you are a quack.

OR

Fingolfin: The Pen is mightier than the Sword! But, I...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 04-26-2006, 02:05 PM
Replies: 14,193
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Posted By CaptainofDespair
Merry and Pippin journey ever deeper into Fangorn...

Merry and Pippin journey ever deeper into Fangorn Forest.

Merry: *rummages in his oversized pack* Now, where'd I put that...
Pippin: We don't have time for this Merry! We could be attacked at any...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 02-21-2006, 01:17 PM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,869,202
Posted By CaptainofDespair
Aragorn: It is true, they come with the fog. They...

Aragorn: It is true, they come with the fog. They are the Eaters of the Dead.
Eowyn: Are you serious?
Aragorn: Indeed, gravely serious.

Miranda: Peter! Viggo is pretending to be Antonio...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 02-20-2006, 04:42 PM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,869,202
Posted By CaptainofDespair
Eowyn: I...I...I love you, Swamp Thing. Or ...

Eowyn: I...I...I love you, Swamp Thing.

Or

Eowyn: Aragorn, I'm sorry.
Aragorn: Why must you go?! I've had no female companionship this entire journey! Well, except Legolas...but he doesn't...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 01-12-2006, 01:46 PM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,869,202
Posted By CaptainofDespair
Some folks thought Merry to be rather loose...in...

Some folks thought Merry to be rather loose...in the head. He was always wandering about with his sword, muttering and whatnot. A few curious folks had even said that they had seen him doing...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 01-11-2006, 01:23 PM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,869,202
Posted By CaptainofDespair
Gimli realized his mother was right. He should...

Gimli realized his mother was right. He should have listened when she warned him about his face freezing, but he only mocked her short, stubby beard.

Or

Gimli forgot his Preparation H in...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 11-19-2005, 11:50 AM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,869,202
Posted By CaptainofDespair
Legolas and Bill, despite the odds, have become...

Legolas and Bill, despite the odds, have become best of friends.

Legolas: No, Bill, I won't let them do that to you. I know Aragorn says he's dead-set on it, but I won't let them send you to the...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 11-04-2005, 05:26 PM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,869,202
Posted By CaptainofDespair
The hobbits mingled, muttering to each other...

The hobbits mingled, muttering to each other about that night's chosen topic for discussion. How, they wondered, could the Cult of Bombadil the Black, conceal their presence in Imladris...without...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 10-28-2005, 05:00 PM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,869,202
Posted By CaptainofDespair
Christopher Lee is attempting to portray what...

Christopher Lee is attempting to portray what Moses would have done, had he been a weird old man, with creepy eyebrows.
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 10-26-2005, 01:49 PM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,869,202
Posted By CaptainofDespair
Boromir was envious of Legolas and Faramir, and...

Boromir was envious of Legolas and Faramir, and even of Aragorn. While they got the fan-girls, he got fan-orcs. Sadly for him, they tore him apart in Orc fashion, attempting to steal his clothes.
...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 10-25-2005, 09:01 AM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,869,202
Posted By CaptainofDespair
Theoden had not been eager to go out and play...

Theoden had not been eager to go out and play with the other Rohirrim boys. Instead, he stayed on his throne, protecting it as if someone might come and steal it from him. Looking back on it all,...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 10-24-2005, 01:39 PM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,869,202
Posted By CaptainofDespair
Aragorn just got done re-enacting Boromir's...

Aragorn just got done re-enacting Boromir's death. However, he was too wimpy to let them shoot him with arrows, and so had a stunt double die in his place.
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 10-24-2005, 11:43 AM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,869,202
Posted By CaptainofDespair
Denethor felt something was terribly wrong. Was...

Denethor felt something was terribly wrong. Was it always this cold in the White Tower? He decided it best to review the transactions from his account at First Gondor National Bank....
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 10-21-2005, 12:28 PM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,869,202
Posted By CaptainofDespair
Denethor: I will not be relegated to the Old Man...

Denethor: I will not be relegated to the Old Man in the Tower! I know what happened to the Old Man and the Sea, and the Old Woman who lived in a Shoe! You...will...no...*falls asleep*

Gandalf:...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 10-19-2005, 06:33 PM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,869,202
Posted By CaptainofDespair
Legolas was never very good at cooking. This...

Legolas was never very good at cooking. This time, however, the flour exploded all over the place. Too bad he didn't realized that 'everywhere' also meant 'all over himself'.
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 10-14-2005, 04:06 PM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,869,202
Posted By CaptainofDespair
Gandalf is on guard duty, as Pippin...

Gandalf is on guard duty, as Pippin is...elsewhere...

Gandalf: Pippin, your smoking is quite obvious...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 10-14-2005, 01:39 PM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,869,202
Posted By CaptainofDespair
Bilbo was a sad sort of hobbit. No one understood...

Bilbo was a sad sort of hobbit. No one understood him anymore. Even Frodo and Gandalf couldn't understand the tortuous life he was living. No, it was his time now. He had to tell them, all of them....
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 10-10-2005, 11:58 AM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,869,202
Posted By CaptainofDespair
He hated his life. Always forgotten, always...

He hated his life. Always forgotten, always scoffed at. Well, now was his time to show the world his true power! Minor Skin Irritation, the Fifth Horseman of the Apocalypse, rides again!
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 10-03-2005, 11:59 AM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,869,202
Posted By CaptainofDespair
The Hobbit Doughboys are preparing to go over the...

The Hobbit Doughboys are preparing to go over the wall, and charge headlong into the Orc lines. Who will die? Who will live? None know, until the firing ceases. But, forever they will remain friends,...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 09-29-2005, 04:24 PM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,869,202
Posted By CaptainofDespair
Gandalf had become what the Hobbits always...

Gandalf had become what the Hobbits always feared...much, much larger than them.
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 09-25-2005, 09:17 AM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,869,202
Posted By CaptainofDespair
Bilbo: *between teeth* Can I please stop smiling...

Bilbo: *between teeth* Can I please stop smiling now? It's starting to hurt.
Gandalf: Not until you learn what it'd be like if your face was stuck like that. This will teach you not to play tricks...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 09-24-2005, 09:43 AM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,869,202
Posted By CaptainofDespair
Sauron: What? What do you mean this set isn't for...

Sauron: What? What do you mean this set isn't for the Dragonball Z live-action movie try-outs?

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Later
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Sauron: How could I not get the part? How?! I can do the glowy...
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