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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 06-05-2007, 04:52 PM
Replies: 14,193
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Posted By Gurthang
For old times sake...

While in transit to Minas Tirith, the Witch King took a wrong turn and somehow ended up in Iceland.

Witch-King: "Blasted MapQuest!"
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 12-21-2006, 10:03 PM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,896,149
Posted By Gurthang
Legolas prepares to use his 7XL bow that he just...

Legolas prepares to use his 7XL bow that he just purchased.
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 12-08-2006, 06:13 PM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,896,149
Posted By Gurthang
Boromir gets a bit carried away during a game of...

Boromir gets a bit carried away during a game of Chubby Bunny* and has to be taken aside by Legolas.


*A game in which one stuffs one's mouth full of large marshmallows and attempts to say the...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 11-12-2006, 11:11 PM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,896,149
Posted By Gurthang
Sam: "I call my +37 Blade of Orc's Bane." Orc:...

Sam: "I call my +37 Blade of Orc's Bane."
Orc: "I summon my +19 Broadsword of Hobbit's Doom, which cancels all effects of the Orc's Bane Blade!"
Sam: "Well, then.... I summon my +33 Army of Elven...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 11-02-2006, 07:04 PM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,896,149
Posted By Gurthang
Due to an awkward hug in which neither...

Due to an awkward hug in which neither participant knew which side of the other's head to hug on... Merry and Pippin accidentally kissed.

Pippin: "Uhh...." *lapses into shock*
Merry: "AAAAHHHHH!"
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 10-27-2006, 08:46 AM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,896,149
Posted By Gurthang
Despite being the only people in the field, Frodo...

Despite being the only people in the field, Frodo and Sam couldn't help the feeling that they were being watched.
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 10-24-2006, 07:22 PM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,896,149
Posted By Gurthang
(Okay, this will only be funny if you've seen...

(Okay, this will only be funny if you've seen those Coors Light commercials with Bill Walsh (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=stwULYwXWXY&mode=related&search=).)

Aragorn: "Boromir, I've started...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 10-08-2006, 01:11 PM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,896,149
Posted By Gurthang
Sam thought fire-eating would be a fun hobby, but...

Sam thought fire-eating would be a fun hobby, but then something went terribly wrong. :eek:
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 10-05-2006, 10:11 AM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,896,149
Posted By Gurthang
Troll: "Argh! I hate poorly rendered games!" ...

Troll: "Argh! I hate poorly rendered games!"

OR

These Gondorian horsemen made the awful mistake of standing in front of a troll... while he was teeing of for the third hole.
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 09-24-2006, 12:17 AM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,896,149
Posted By Gurthang
Announcer: "Congratulations, you've won! And your...

Announcer: "Congratulations, you've won! And your prize is... A kiss from our *ehem* lovely Edith!"
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 09-20-2006, 02:00 PM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,896,149
Posted By Gurthang
Man: "Oh, right. There's a big, scary monster...

Man: "Oh, right. There's a big, scary monster right behind me. Yeah, like I'm gonna fall for that one."
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 08-30-2006, 09:18 PM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,896,149
Posted By Gurthang
Legolas: "We can't take everything with us; toss...

Legolas: "We can't take everything with us; toss me only what we need!"

Pippin: "Okay, here's a cardboard cut-out of Gandalf." *tosses*
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 08-24-2006, 12:31 PM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,896,149
Posted By Gurthang
General Grievous somehow found his way into Lord...

General Grievous somehow found his way into Lord of the Rings, and grew some hair in the process.
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 08-22-2006, 12:14 PM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,896,149
Posted By Gurthang
Barrow-Wight: "Now I'll eat your soul!" Frodo:...

Barrow-Wight: "Now I'll eat your soul!"
Frodo: "Oh, man! You need a Tic-Tac!"
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 08-14-2006, 05:20 PM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,896,149
Posted By Gurthang
Little orc: "Oh, yeah! Well can you do this!"...

Little orc: "Oh, yeah! Well can you do this!" *opens and closes nostrils*
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 08-10-2006, 03:22 PM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,896,149
Posted By Gurthang
Guy in Big Cat suit: "No really, I am evil!" ...

Guy in Big Cat suit: "No really, I am evil!"
Everyone else: *falls down laughing*
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 08-09-2006, 04:39 PM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,896,149
Posted By Gurthang
The orcs approach for the kill, but Boromir just...

The orcs approach for the kill, but Boromir just laughs at his "hallucinations" and takes another swig of ale.
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 08-04-2006, 06:47 PM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,896,149
Posted By Gurthang
Gandalf again shows his prowess for blowing smoke...

Gandalf again shows his prowess for blowing smoke "things" when he spurts out an entire sentence for Aragorn.
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 08-02-2006, 07:06 PM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,896,149
Posted By Gurthang
Unbeknownst* to most, Saruman usually wore...

Unbeknownst* to most, Saruman usually wore contacts, mainly because he had a bad habit of losing his glasses whenever he wore them.

OR

Saruman: "Lost? Never, I know these halls like the back of...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 08-01-2006, 03:05 PM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,896,149
Posted By Gurthang
While delivering to Moria, Santa Claus drops his...

While delivering to Moria, Santa Claus drops his hat and loses sight of it in the Dark.
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 07-29-2006, 11:46 AM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,896,149
Posted By Gurthang
Aragorn: "But why is the rum gone?!" OR ...

Aragorn: "But why is the rum gone?!"

OR

The hobbits watch intently, hoping that Aragorn, in the moment of his exciting story, will stand up on top of the stool and smack his head against the...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 07-28-2006, 03:19 PM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,896,149
Posted By Gurthang
Aragorn: No, you cannot have my boots. Now, where...

Aragorn: No, you cannot have my boots. Now, where did you hide my car keys?
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 07-25-2006, 08:50 PM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,896,149
Posted By Gurthang
Random News Anchor: "And here we can clearly see...

Random News Anchor: "And here we can clearly see the insane giant orc (left) chasing after the other orcs. It was quickly found that weapons were no use against this beast, as shown by the unthrown...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 07-10-2006, 03:54 PM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,896,149
Posted By Gurthang
Spiderman suddenly appears in Middle Earth: ...

Spiderman suddenly appears in Middle Earth:
Merry: "But we're not the bad guys; why are you tying us up?"
Pippin: "I don't think he's listening."
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 07-01-2006, 08:55 AM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,896,149
Posted By Gurthang
PJ and Saruman try their hand at the Cingular...

PJ and Saruman try their hand at the Cingular "More bars in more places" commercials but come up a few bars short.
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