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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
11-03-2008, 05:59 PM
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Replies: 14,193
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Beanamir of Gondor
Grima: [walks into room]
Saruman: [hides...Grima: [walks into room] Saruman: [hides dolls] Agck! Haven't I ever told you to knock!? Grima: Sorry, sir! Saruman: ... Did you see anything?! Grima: No sir, I didn't see... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
03-21-2007, 10:01 PM
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Replies: 14,193
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Beanamir of Gondor
Day 38:
Theodred dead, Eowyn weepy, Uncle Theo...Day 38: Theodred dead, Eowyn weepy, Uncle Theo indifferent. Hate everybody. Especially Grima. Told him to get out of Edoras, but he got very poncy with me. Stupid git. See if I get him anything... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
02-18-2007, 10:37 AM
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Replies: 14,193
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Beanamir of Gondor
Random Uruk: TREBUCHET!!!
Gandalf: They're...Random Uruk: TREBUCHET!!! Gandalf: They're CATAPULTS, you moron. Only the Gondorians are using trebuchets in this scene. |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
09-18-2006, 10:14 PM
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Replies: 14,193
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The black squirrels on our campus are evil as...The black squirrels on our campus are evil as well. They attack us on a regular basis. Gandalf: Where'd you get the coconut? Saruman: I found it. Gandalf: Found it? In Isengard? The coconut's... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
09-12-2006, 03:55 PM
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Replies: 14,193
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Inspired by the victory of retaking Osgiliath: ...Inspired by the victory of retaking Osgiliath: Boromir: Ohhhhhhh, Danny Boy, the pipes, the pipes are calling.....! Faramir: What the......? Boromir, would you PLEASE get down and stop singing... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
08-24-2006, 09:05 AM
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Replies: 14,193
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Beanamir of Gondor
Frodo: Expecto patronum!! Expecto patronum!!...Frodo: Expecto patronum!! Expecto patronum!! *nothing happens* Come on, it always worked for that four-eyed kid! |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
07-28-2006, 08:04 AM
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Replies: 14,193
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Beanamir of Gondor
Sam: Mr. Frodo, you never told me Gandalf was...Sam: Mr. Frodo, you never told me Gandalf was friends with Robin Hood. |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
07-26-2006, 09:52 AM
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Replies: 14,193
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Beanamir of Gondor
A picture is finally unearthed that clearly...A picture is finally unearthed that clearly depicts what Dwarf women really look like. |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
07-18-2006, 09:02 AM
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Replies: 14,193
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Beanamir of Gondor
Saruman: [reading] "... and they all lived...Saruman: [reading] "... and they all lived happily ever after." [closes book] Now, for the thousandth time, Grima, go to sleep! Grima: One more time! One more time! |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
07-14-2006, 11:37 AM
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Replies: 14,193
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
06-15-2006, 11:09 AM
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Replies: 14,193
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Beanamir of Gondor
Frodo: Rooooosebud.... *dies*
Sam: Where'd you...Frodo: Rooooosebud.... *dies* Sam: Where'd you get a snowglobe, Mr. Frodo? |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
05-09-2006, 07:02 PM
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Replies: 14,193
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Beanamir of Gondor
Sauron: Oh, I'm so happy, I could just... *snif*...Sauron: Oh, I'm so happy, I could just... *snif* Oh, thank you for voting me Prom Queen this year, guys! Random Nazgul: *grumble grumble* I totally voted for Melkor. ~or~ Sauron: Yes! *waves*... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
05-05-2006, 12:14 PM
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Replies: 14,193
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Beanamir of Gondor
Mouth of Sauron: Awww, Aragorn, you bought me a...Mouth of Sauron: Awww, Aragorn, you bought me a bouquet of athelas! (dunno, that's what it looks like to me) |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
03-07-2006, 06:43 AM
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Replies: 14,193
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Beanamir of Gondor
Gollum: [makes engine noises] Vroom, vroom,...Gollum: [makes engine noises] Vroom, vroom, vroom! [pauses] Wait, we don't have carses in Middlearth, precious.... (....okay so it looks like a steering wheel....) |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
03-02-2006, 07:51 PM
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Replies: 14,193
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Beanamir of Gondor
Aragorn: Oh please. Oh please. Somebody please...Aragorn: Oh please. Oh please. Somebody please tell me that Eowyn is NOT encouraging Gandalf to---AHHH!!!*MY EYES!!!* |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
02-26-2006, 02:39 PM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,895,736
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Beanamir of Gondor
Orcsey filth! Ya beat me to it.
Merry: Hey,...Orcsey filth! Ya beat me to it. Merry: Hey, Pip? We didn't have any of that Longbottom Leaf last night, did we? Pippin: Uh, no. This giant parsnip clutching us appears to be real. Merry: Dang. |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
11-15-2005, 06:00 PM
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Replies: 14,193
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Beanamir of Gondor
Denethor: What are you boys doing now?
...Denethor: What are you boys doing now? Boromir: [hastily hides controller behind back] Uh... nothing, Dad. Denethor: Is that DDR?!? Faramir: Um... no.... Denethor: [turns purple] You boys... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
11-10-2005, 11:49 PM
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Replies: 14,193
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Beanamir of Gondor
Ugluk: [thinking] Mmm, Ugluk has never seen this...Ugluk: [thinking] Mmm, Ugluk has never seen this much of Gandalf the Wizard. Ugluk likes this! |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
11-04-2005, 11:14 AM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,895,736
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Beanamir of Gondor
Flashback...Sam: Okay, ready? [The four hobbits put the multicolored rings on their fingers and raise their hands into the middle of the circle.] Hobbits: CAPTAIN ERUUUUU! [Nothing happens.] Frodo: [looks... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
10-14-2005, 07:55 PM
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Replies: 14,193
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Beanamir of Gondor
Gandalf, totally bored with the Siege of Gondor,...Gandalf, totally bored with the Siege of Gondor, decides to actually watch cement dry in Minas Tirith. or Gandalf, totally bored with the Siege of Gondor, has a staring contest with a box. |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
10-06-2005, 07:22 PM
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Replies: 14,193
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Beanamir of Gondor
or...
Aragorn: Legolas, will you please tell...or... Aragorn: Legolas, will you please tell Gandalf that we CAN see him, even when he's on top of Caradhras? Boromir: [very softly] Whoa.... this is better than the pointy hat trick. or...... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
09-29-2005, 09:36 PM
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Replies: 14,193
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Beanamir of Gondor
Sam: So, Gandalf... I see that your Schwartz is...Sam: So, Gandalf... I see that your Schwartz is as big as mine. But do you know how to use it? |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
09-24-2005, 11:48 AM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,895,736
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Beanamir of Gondor
Emperor Palpatine: If you will not turn, then you...Emperor Palpatine: If you will not turn, then you will be destroyed! Frodo: Noooooooooo!!! *incoherent gargling* Help me Sauron, please! Darth Sauron: *hesitates, grabs Palpatine*... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
09-19-2005, 11:45 AM
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Replies: 14,193
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Beanamir of Gondor
Gandalf: Good grief, Denethor's phone bill is how...Gandalf: Good grief, Denethor's phone bill is how much?!? That's it, he's got a palantir for sure. *runs down hallway* Denethor! Get your charred butt out here! I'm sorry, that was really... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
09-10-2005, 04:57 PM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,895,736
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Beanamir of Gondor
Legolas thinking, in background: Whoa. ...Legolas thinking, in background: Whoa. Definitely the prettiest. |
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