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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 11-06-2006, 12:12 PM
Replies: 14,193
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Posted By Esgallhugwen
White Tree Another dirty job for Samwise

Sam: Here, kitty kitty kitty. This won't hurt a bit.

Very fat cat: Oh no! I don't think so, I've seen what you've done to my brothers!

Sam: Now come on, just a little pinch and it'll be all...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 11-01-2006, 08:39 PM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,892,596
Posted By Esgallhugwen
White Tree Castle Anthrax anyone?

Merry: Please!!
Pippin: No, sorry I can't let you do that.
Merry: Oh come on!
Pippin: No too perilous. We were in the nick of time. You were in great peril.
Merry: I don't think I was.
Pippin:...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 01-26-2006, 02:28 PM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,892,596
Posted By Esgallhugwen
White Tree This is what happens when Galadriel goes to Willy...

This is what happens when Galadriel goes to Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory and tries a piece of that defected gum. Like so many others before her, she is now becoming blue like a blueberry.
...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 06-25-2005, 09:15 AM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,892,596
Posted By Esgallhugwen
White Tree Disimbodied voice: Who are you? Merry:...

Disimbodied voice: Who are you?

Merry: Brandybuck, Meriadoc Brandybuck.

Voice: Well Mr. Brandybuck, you won't escape this time, that incredibly comfortable pillow will render you useless until...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 05-04-2005, 11:49 AM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,892,596
Posted By Esgallhugwen
White Tree Pippin: Hey! That's not fair taking one of the...

Pippin: Hey! That's not fair taking one of the human sized mugs instead of a Hobbit sized one, what would PJ have to say? Now theres a whole scale issue that has to be fixed.
Merry: *shrugs...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 04-29-2005, 03:30 PM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,892,596
Posted By Esgallhugwen
White Tree Gandalf: It's down there. Gimli: *gulp* down...

Gandalf: It's down there.
Gimli: *gulp* down there?
Gandalf: Yep
Gimli: Very dangerous, you go first *motions to Legolas*
Legolas: I hate snakes.

or

Gandalf: And you just hold the torch...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 04-22-2005, 06:44 PM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,892,596
Posted By Esgallhugwen
White Tree The battle was doomed, after all, Theoden...

The battle was doomed, after all, Theoden couldn't stand the smell of wet dog.

or

Theoden: Gentlemen, lend me your shields so that I may make a marvelous canopy only for me and my protection.
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 04-21-2005, 10:02 AM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,892,596
Posted By Esgallhugwen
White Tree Some nature dude: Ents are highly combustable...

Some nature dude: Ents are highly combustable when combined with beans, just note the flames coming out of this ones rear. Extraordinary!
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 04-20-2005, 04:11 PM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,892,596
Posted By Esgallhugwen
White Tree Eowyn wasn't about to have the only can of baked...

Eowyn wasn't about to have the only can of baked beans get the better of her.

"I'll open you yet, you wait and see!"
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 04-18-2005, 02:48 PM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,892,596
Posted By Esgallhugwen
White Tree The mosquitos were rather cruel to the Witch...

The mosquitos were rather cruel to the Witch King, so everywhere he went he had to carry a large citranella incense stick with him to ward them off. Of course, it worked for other purposes as well...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 04-13-2005, 06:06 PM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,892,596
Posted By Esgallhugwen
White Tree Bilbo: Is it just me or does this door frame look...

Bilbo: Is it just me or does this door frame look crooked, that's the last time I ever let Pippin do my home renovations.

or

No one got away alive after stealing one of Uncle Bilbo's patented...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 04-11-2005, 05:21 PM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,892,596
Posted By Esgallhugwen
White Tree Frodo: Really Bilbo, a bit of toothpaste will...

Frodo: Really Bilbo, a bit of toothpaste will take the tarnish clean off this blade since your too cheap to buy the high quality stuff.

or

Bilbo: And when the housekeeper's come we'll teach...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 04-07-2005, 05:13 PM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,892,596
Posted By Esgallhugwen
White Tree Old Man Winter didn't take to summer too well. ...

Old Man Winter didn't take to summer too well.

or

What the brave Men and Elves were running from in the last picture.
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 04-05-2005, 04:08 PM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,892,596
Posted By Esgallhugwen
White Tree Hobbit pic: Merry: I think I smell something...

Hobbit pic:

Merry: I think I smell something
Sam: Dear Eru, what is that?
Frodo: I don't know but it smells worse then Shelob's lair.
*They all look to Pippin*
Pippin: Look over there, a Black...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 04-03-2005, 07:27 PM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,892,596
Posted By Esgallhugwen
White Tree Gollum pic- And this boys and girls is what...

Gollum pic-

And this boys and girls is what happens when you pollute your bodies with drugs.
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 03-31-2005, 08:40 AM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,892,596
Posted By Esgallhugwen
White Tree Merry: What do you mean the tree behind us has a...

Merry: What do you mean the tree behind us has a startling resemblance to the tree in Sleepy Hollow*?
Pippin: Where's Sleepy Hollow?
Merry: I don't know but it's making me sleepy.

*The Movie of...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 03-30-2005, 08:22 AM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,892,596
Posted By Esgallhugwen
White Tree Decisions, Decisions

Legolas: Which do like better? The blue or the green?

or

Legolas despite all his acrobatic skill just couldn't get the hang of the moves to the YMCA song.
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 03-27-2005, 06:34 PM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,892,596
Posted By Esgallhugwen
White Tree I think I've done this one before but this...

I think I've done this one before but this picture seems more suitable.

The short listed but long winded rules of Hobbit Ball:

Pippin: Come on, come on show me how to play Hobbit Ball!...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 03-26-2005, 07:47 PM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,892,596
Posted By Esgallhugwen
White Tree Theoden pic: Why did iron studded breeches have...

Theoden pic: Why did iron studded breeches have to be in fashion this season!?

Denethor pic:

When he decided to audition for the role of Juliet instead of Romeo the casting crew was slightly...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 03-21-2005, 10:11 PM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,892,596
Posted By Esgallhugwen
White Tree http://www.ninecompanions.net/gallery_pics/tttpics...

http://www.ninecompanions.net/gallery_pics/tttpics/othercharacters/ttt_helmsdeep_2.JPG

This epic battle is brought to you by Tide, "Go Ahead. Get Dirty."
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 03-21-2005, 07:11 PM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,892,596
Posted By Esgallhugwen
White Tree Sure Boromir may have gained a little weight, but...

Sure Boromir may have gained a little weight, but he's still the King of Disco.

Boromir: Does this vest make me look fat?
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 03-17-2005, 05:27 PM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,892,596
Posted By Esgallhugwen
White Tree Now where did I put my nasal spray? My clogged...

Now where did I put my nasal spray? My clogged sinuses are killing me!
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 03-15-2005, 05:15 PM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,892,596
Posted By Esgallhugwen
White Tree Frodo pic: Frodo holds the smallest mini...

Frodo pic:

Frodo holds the smallest mini donut ever to be made.

Frodo: Must....resist..... cinnamon... goodness!

Merry pic:

Merry: Ha! That's M for Merry. (Watched Zorro one too many...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 03-11-2005, 12:26 PM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,892,596
Posted By Esgallhugwen
White Tree Sam has a bright light and a pointy object what...

Sam has a bright light and a pointy object what could possibly go wrong?

I know I shouldn't do this but I was meaning to type it the last time. I have issues letting go of the past.

Faramir...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 03-10-2005, 09:13 AM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,892,596
Posted By Esgallhugwen
White Tree Helm's Deep the water park turned out to be not...

Helm's Deep the water park turned out to be not such a great idea after all, *note man doubled over tossing his cookies*
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