|
 |
|
Visit The *EVEN NEWER* Barrow-Downs Photo Page |
|
|||||||
|
Showing results 1 to 25 of 500
Search took 0.03 seconds. Search: Posts Made By: Hookbill the Goomba |
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
12-21-2014, 07:49 AM
|
|
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,892,169
Posted By
Hookbill the Goomba
"Before we go into battle there's one last thing...
"Before we go into battle there's one last thing I need to attach. This ring to your finger." Sorry, Legend of Korra reference. :p |
|
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
09-24-2013, 11:09 AM
|
|
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,892,169
Posted By
Hookbill the Goomba
Gandalf had to try very hard to keep Legolas from...
Gandalf had to try very hard to keep Legolas from bursting into "I'm A Little Tea Pot". |
|
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
05-03-2013, 02:40 PM
|
|
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,892,169
Posted By
Hookbill the Goomba
Gandalf always insisted that the smoke behind him...
Gandalf always insisted that the smoke behind him matched his staff. |
|
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
02-04-2013, 02:14 PM
|
|
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,892,169
Posted By
Hookbill the Goomba
Oommmmnomnomnomnom
Thorin: Kili, are you...
Oommmmnomnomnomnom Thorin: Kili, are you eating? Kili: ... :Merisu: |
|
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
01-17-2013, 08:52 AM
|
|
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,892,169
Posted By
Hookbill the Goomba
Haldir refused to admit that he had missed his...
Haldir refused to admit that he had missed his quiver when replacing his arrows. But this meant he was at a loss to explain why he was now paralyzed and his back had turned red. |
|
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
12-17-2012, 01:55 PM
|
|
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,892,169
Posted By
Hookbill the Goomba
Having being stuck in that position for several...
Having being stuck in that position for several weeks, Bilbo was forced to finally admit that he didn't know how to carve a turkey. |
|
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
12-04-2012, 04:00 PM
|
|
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,892,169
Posted By
Hookbill the Goomba
Saruman: Whatever you do, Gandalf, don't pull...
Saruman: Whatever you do, Gandalf, don't pull that leaver! Gandalf: What? This leaver? *clank* |
|
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
11-16-2012, 02:51 PM
|
|
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,892,169
Posted By
Hookbill the Goomba
You might think that's fire, it's actually...
You might think that's fire, it's actually Smaug's fanciest toothpick. |
|
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
10-10-2012, 01:04 AM
|
|
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,892,169
Posted By
Hookbill the Goomba
No matter how big and disgusting the wart on his...
No matter how big and disgusting the wart on his hand got, Saruman refused to get it seen to. In fact, he started personifying it and calling it his new best friend. |
|
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
09-11-2012, 03:33 PM
|
|
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,892,169
Posted By
Hookbill the Goomba
If you correct me again, I shall turn you into a...
If you correct me again, I shall turn you into a prince... ... PRINCE OF THE LAND OF STENCH!! |
|
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
09-11-2012, 01:53 AM
|
|
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,892,169
Posted By
Hookbill the Goomba
Thranduil: I want the Arkenstone... To use as a...Thranduil: I want the Arkenstone... To use as a disco ball! OR Thranduil: You remind me of the babe. Thorin: What babe? Thranduil: The babe with the power. Dwalin: What power? Thranduil:... |
|
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
01-06-2012, 03:52 AM
|
|
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,892,169
Posted By
Hookbill the Goomba
Gandalf: Some bloke with a blue box and a bow tie...
Gandalf: Some bloke with a blue box and a bow tie tried to steal them. |
|
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
12-30-2011, 06:35 PM
|
|
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,892,169
Posted By
Hookbill the Goomba
Galadriel: So, tell me... When will you...Galadriel: So, tell me... When will you regenerate into Radagast? Gandalf: I think you've completely misunderstood two completely different mythologies. Galadriel: Shut up, Magneto!! |
|
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
12-30-2011, 02:30 PM
|
|
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,892,169
Posted By
Hookbill the Goomba
Galadriel: Now, Gandalf, I don't want you to tell...Galadriel: Now, Gandalf, I don't want you to tell Bilbo about our little time together. Gandalf: Of course not. Galadriel: Good. Because I don't want this to show up in his book. Gandalf:... |
|
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
06-01-2011, 02:34 PM
|
|
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,892,169
Posted By
Hookbill the Goomba
It took Treebeard several months to work out that...
It took Treebeard several months to work out that Saruman had stolen his Palantir. |
|
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
05-12-2011, 04:16 AM
|
|
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,892,169
Posted By
Hookbill the Goomba
Invisible basket ball was all the rage in Fangorn...Invisible basket ball was all the rage in Fangorn forest. |
|
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
04-27-2011, 09:04 AM
|
|
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,892,169
Posted By
Hookbill the Goomba
Frodo instantly regretted his request for a high...Frodo instantly regretted his request for a high five. :eek: |
|
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
03-25-2011, 11:40 AM
|
|
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,892,169
Posted By
Hookbill the Goomba
Eowyn: Hey, Moose face, shave your beard!
...Eowyn: Hey, Moose face, shave your beard! Aragorn: Your attempts to get my attention are getting weirder... Eowyn: I was talking to the horse. Aragorn: ... I think my previous statement... |
|
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
12-19-2010, 03:24 PM
|
|
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,892,169
Posted By
Hookbill the Goomba
The only known photograph of Radagast the Brown...The only known photograph of Radagast the Brown uncloaked... |
|
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
11-16-2010, 07:45 AM
|
|
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,892,169
Posted By
Hookbill the Goomba
Wanted For Questioning Over Identity Of...
Wanted For Questioning Over Identity Of "bombadil" Suspect. |
|
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
10-03-2010, 04:02 PM
|
|
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,892,169
Posted By
Hookbill the Goomba
Tolkien: Sorry, your idea about talking trees and...Tolkien: Sorry, your idea about talking trees and a lidless eye of fire does not interest me. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to the patent office... |
|
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
10-02-2010, 03:20 PM
|
|
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,892,169
Posted By
Hookbill the Goomba
Butterbur: Oh that? That's the new picture!
...Butterbur: Oh that? That's the new picture! http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/walesarts/jrr-tolkien-01.jpg Tolkien: You silly Gandalf! That's not what I meant by 'uncloaking'. OR Tolkien: A... |
|
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
09-23-2010, 08:16 AM
|
|
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,892,169
Posted By
Hookbill the Goomba
Butterbur is stopped in his tracks when Bob and...Butterbur is stopped in his tracks when Bob and Nob start kicking the living heck out of Bill Furney for suggesting that their names were made up as a joke. |
|
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
09-17-2010, 01:19 AM
|
|
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,892,169
Posted By
Hookbill the Goomba
Butterbur was not sure if this was the right...Butterbur was not sure if this was the right place to test out Frodo's jet-pack... |
|
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
08-11-2010, 01:38 AM
|
|
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,892,169
Posted By
Hookbill the Goomba
Theoden thought there was something suspicious...Theoden thought there was something suspicious about the new weight lifting equipment in the Edoras gym. |
| Showing results 1 to 25 of 500 |
|
|
