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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
11-30-2009, 05:50 PM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,896,502
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Aragorn: Who's *****ing idea was it to test this...Aragorn: Who's *****ing idea was it to test this *****ing suit of armour in a *****ing wind tunnel? |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
10-23-2009, 06:27 AM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,896,502
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Frodo: What does it say Gandalf?
Gandalf: It...Frodo: What does it say Gandalf? Gandalf: It says ....[dramatic pause] ... Gondor has no trousers! Gondor needs no trousers! |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
07-26-2006, 10:03 AM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,896,502
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
03-17-2006, 09:36 AM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,896,502
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Gandalf storms angrily out of the hall, having...Gandalf storms angrily out of the hall, having lost out to Dumbledore in the Best Wise Old Wizard Award for the third year running. |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
03-15-2006, 09:52 AM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,896,502
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The Saucepan Man
Orc: Isn't that just typical? You wait hours...Orc: Isn't that just typical? You wait hours for a Ringbearer and then two come along at once. |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
03-15-2006, 06:14 AM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,896,502
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Bilbo's choice of security for his Long Expected...Bilbo's choice of security for his Long Expected Party gave rise to some consternation within the Shire. |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
03-13-2006, 10:33 AM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,896,502
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The Saucepan Man
Paleoanthropologists exploring a cave system on...Paleoanthropologists exploring a cave system on the island of Flores are astounded to discover a live specimen of our Hobbit ancestors (http://forum.barrowdowns.com/showthread.php?t=11299&page=1). ... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
03-10-2006, 08:08 AM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,896,502
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The Saucepan Man
Eowyn and her partner psyche themselves up prior...Eowyn and her partner psyche themselves up prior to the final of the Annual Helms Deep Dwarf Tossing Championship. |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
03-08-2006, 12:44 PM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,896,502
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The Saucepan Man
It had to be done ...High above a secluded lake near Rivendell Sam: Look, Mister Frodo, Elven maids! Frodo: Yes, Sam. Trust Uncle Bilbo to know the best spot to spy on them as they bathe. :eek: :rolleyes: |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
03-04-2006, 07:10 AM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,896,502
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The Saucepan Man
Faced with the bill for rebuilding Osgiliath...Faced with the bill for rebuilding Osgiliath Secondary Modern, the producers of Middle Earth Rock School regret their choice of presenter. |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
03-02-2006, 10:30 AM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,896,502
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The Saucepan Man
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
12-14-2005, 11:57 AM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,896,502
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The Saucepan Man
The newly-introduced public smoking ban in Edoras...The newly-introduced public smoking ban in Edoras provoked discomfort in some and covert lawlessness in others. |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
11-30-2005, 12:54 PM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,896,502
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The Saucepan Man
Theoden regrets being persuaded by Wormtongue to...Theoden regrets being persuaded by Wormtongue to test-drive his newly invented time-travel machine. |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
11-20-2005, 06:42 PM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,896,502
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The Saucepan Man
While relieved to see the Riders of Rohan arrive,...While relieved to see the Riders of Rohan arrive, Gandalf nevertheless felt that horses, rather than trucks, would have been more in keeping with the occasion. Merry, of course, rode in the van... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
11-20-2005, 12:22 PM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,896,502
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The Saucepan Man
Gimli: Stop feeding that dumb animal!
Bill:...Gimli: Stop feeding that dumb animal! Bill: Aw, he looked kind of hungry ... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
11-17-2005, 10:51 AM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,896,502
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The Saucepan Man
Frodo and Sam soon discovered that the reality of...Frodo and Sam soon discovered that the reality of being a soldier in Mordor's army was somewhat less attractive than the recruitment poster had promised. |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
11-07-2005, 11:56 AM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,896,502
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The Saucepan Man
Frodo was not at all convinced that Gollum's plan...Frodo was not at all convinced that Gollum's plan of wearing false moustaches would guarantee them safe passage into Mordor, particularly as Gollum appeared to have no idea which way up his should go. |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
11-01-2005, 07:59 AM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,896,502
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The Saucepan Man
#3: I see #7 has forgotten his sword again.
...#3: I see #7 has forgotten his sword again. #5: Tsk! He'd forget his gaping hole if it wasn't screwed on. |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
10-28-2005, 06:21 PM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,896,502
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The Saucepan Man
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
10-28-2005, 09:23 AM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,896,502
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The Saucepan Man
Inevitably, the fateful day eventually came when...Inevitably, the fateful day eventually came when Sam finally lost his patience with his mother-in-law, Dot. |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
10-27-2005, 07:01 AM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,896,502
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The Saucepan Man
In Legolas' attic ...Samwise: I'm sorry, Mr Legolas sir. I didn't mean to rip your portrait ... Legolas: Aaaaaaiiiiiiiii!!! |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
10-26-2005, 05:50 PM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,896,502
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The Saucepan Man
A gullible and cowardly Boromir is disappointed...A gullible and cowardly Boromir is disappointed to discover that Red Bull does not actually give you wings. |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
10-25-2005, 09:35 AM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,896,502
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The Saucepan Man
Focusing once again on the right hand ...Theoden was seriously considering asking for a refund on his stress ball. |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
10-24-2005, 07:15 PM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,896,502
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The Saucepan Man
Visitors to Bag End soon learned not to call...Visitors to Bag End soon learned not to call before Bilbo had finished his first cup of coffee of the morning. |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
10-24-2005, 06:03 PM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,896,502
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The Saucepan Man
Despite Galmod’s impressive Asparagus and...Despite Galmod’s impressive Asparagus and Eomund’s sizeable Leek, the imminent arrival of 10,000 Uruks somewhat dampened Aragorn’s enthusiasm for this year’s Annual Hornburg Prize Vegetable Contest. |
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