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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 06-19-2008, 11:35 PM
Replies: 57
Views: 17,669
Why would you die from eating a sandwich? ...

Why would you die from eating a sandwich?

587. Run in front of a Warg pack.
587. Proclaim that Morgoth is in fact the supreme lord of all and that Manwe's the one who's been making all the...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 06-01-2008, 11:37 PM
Replies: 0
Views: 4,218
Dark-Eye A funny Silmarillion Song

***This was sooo freaking funny!!! It isn't completely original, I don't take credit for making the whole thing up. It's a parody of the Silmarillion sung by Morgoth and the hosts of Angband, to the...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 05-26-2008, 08:55 PM
Replies: 77
Views: 13,349
If a hobbit came to my door: I'd tell him I'd be...

If a hobbit came to my door: I'd tell him I'd be right back, call up sauron and be like, the ringbearer's at my door, send in the Nazgul!!
If a Nazgul came to my door: I'd tell him he has to take...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 05-26-2008, 12:29 AM
Replies: 82
Views: 17,007
Dark-Eye If I were Eru and wanted to have some fun with...

If I were Eru and wanted to have some fun with the Middle-earthlings.... and btw I have a twisted sense of humor...

-I'd bring Morgoth out of the Void and make him invincible
-I'd transform the...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 05-25-2008, 09:56 PM
Replies: 28
Views: 7,361
Frodo the Nazgul!!!!!! I can seriously...

Frodo the Nazgul!!!!!!

I can seriously imagine Frodo walking up to the Witch-King and breaking his neck trying to look him in his invisible face.....
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 05-24-2008, 11:34 PM
Replies: 4
Views: 4,115
Dark-Eye ORGOTH: The Silmarillion, let's begin! The...

ORGOTH:
The Silmarillion, let's begin!
The Silmarillion, look out, Men!
I've got a mission to destroy the Elves...

BALROG CHORUS:
Elves-elves-elves-elves-elves-elves-elves!

MORGOTH:
I'm...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 05-24-2008, 10:55 PM
Replies: 58
Views: 16,002
Dark-Eye GANDALF: Hold out your hand, Frodo. It's quite...

GANDALF: Hold out your hand, Frodo. It's quite cool. What can you see? Can you see anything?
FRODO: ________

*Yeah..I see...'made in China.' "

ARAGORN: Open war is upon you, whether you would...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 05-24-2008, 10:17 PM
Replies: 28
Views: 6,340
hahahah wow this is a great thread!!! How...

hahahah wow this is a great thread!!!

How about Sauron and Morgoth?

Morgoth: What! Where am I? This isn't the Void! And why does my eye feel like its on fire? Wait why do I only have ONE...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 05-20-2008, 11:06 PM
Replies: 102
Views: 19,566
Did anyone ever answer that Morgoth versus Manwe...

Did anyone ever answer that Morgoth versus Manwe question. That would be a fight to shake the earth..lots and lots of people would seriously be wiped into oblivion. In the end they'd probably both...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 05-20-2008, 09:04 PM
Replies: 41
Views: 13,043
Dark-Eye I'd be Sauron, but I wouldn't do something dumb...

I'd be Sauron, but I wouldn't do something dumb like put all my power in a Ring. Not too smart for one of the Maiar I have to say. I'd definitely find another way to spy on everyone and enslave them....
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 05-20-2008, 08:47 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 5,256
Dark-Eye oh yeah and mace-ball....for Sauron. Like at the...

oh yeah and mace-ball....for Sauron. Like at the beginning of the FotR, where he starts randomly slamming people around.It could be a sport :D
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 05-20-2008, 08:44 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 5,256
Dark-Eye There would have to be a staring contest. A...

There would have to be a staring contest.
A really intense game of hide and seek.
A dwarf toss.
A Ring hunt.Whoever gets it to Mordor first wins!
A Nazgul dodge.
For the torch running, I like...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 05-20-2008, 08:26 PM
Replies: 23
Views: 8,099
Dark-Eye Valentines, what fun....

Morgoth to the world: Happy Black Valentine's Day everybody. I cannot stand all the love in this world, so I am off to obliterate it. And now for the spectacular gift, I am going to take over the...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 05-20-2008, 05:05 PM
Replies: 41
Views: 10,209
Dark-Eye I agree with Nirvana II!!!! MORGOTH RULES!!!!!...

I agree with Nirvana II!!!! MORGOTH RULES!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! Oh yeah..the Nazgul are awesome. Sauron's pretty cool..even though he's been reduced to a Flaming Eye of doom..but whatever :)
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 05-20-2008, 04:56 PM
Replies: 28
Views: 8,792
Dark-Eye I think the Nazgul are, as has been stated, the...

I think the Nazgul are, as has been stated, the police force of Mordor. And they do a good job..I mean who wouldn't want to fly around and scare the daylights out of things? The only downside is you...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 05-20-2008, 04:45 PM
Replies: 76
Views: 15,376
Dark-Eye LOTR characters as children.,..ouch. Sauron...

LOTR characters as children.,..ouch.

Sauron would be the kid who always likes to stare at everybody.
The Mouth of Sauron never brushed his teeth when he was little.
Morgoth was the one kid...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 05-20-2008, 04:12 PM
Replies: 27
Views: 7,498
Dark-Eye I hate to say it, but I definitely share a lot of...

I hate to say it, but I definitely share a lot of characteristics with Aragorn. Not that that would be my ideal character to be related to, but its the one (good) character that I have a lot in...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 05-19-2008, 11:57 PM
Replies: 49
Views: 12,576
Dark-Eye I think I would have made it all the way. You...

I think I would have made it all the way. You see, I would have gone with Frodo, and when Gollum showed up I'd knock him out and throw him in the Dead Marshes. I'd use my authority to get Frodo...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 05-19-2008, 11:40 PM
Replies: 43
Views: 12,267
Dark-Eye OK I can just see Morgoth and Sauron jamming to I...

OK I can just see Morgoth and Sauron jamming to I am Ghost or something along those lines. The Elves, I think, are classical or opera fans (but some of them have secret obsessions with rap). The...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 05-19-2008, 11:24 PM
Replies: 43
Views: 10,519
Dark-Eye Morsul the Dark I am so with you!!!!! I am...

Morsul the Dark I am so with you!!!!!

I am an utterly evil person. I am the risen Apprentice of Morgoth who, in the absence of my lord, will proceed to dominate the world in his name. However,...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 05-19-2008, 10:58 PM
Replies: 4
Views: 4,674
Dark-Eye hahahaha!!!!! Walking directions to Mordor!!!! I...

hahahaha!!!!! Walking directions to Mordor!!!! I have seriously never seen that before. I have good directions to get to mordor also..... ON THE FELL BEAST OF A NAZGUL ON THE WAY TO DELIVERING THE...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 05-19-2008, 10:50 PM
Replies: 85
Views: 16,734
Dark-Eye I have always wondered what would happen if...

I have always wondered what would happen if Morgoth came back from the Void and tried to reclaim his lordship?

Also what would happen is one of the Valar went on a rampage and decided to take out...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 05-19-2008, 07:38 PM
Replies: 22
Views: 6,984
Dark-Eye I thought that was hilarious. However, I would...

I thought that was hilarious. However, I would NOT kick Sauron out of the boat, because if he was evevn in a boat it would probably mean that he got a different form or something. Either that or he...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 05-19-2008, 06:25 PM
Replies: 17
Views: 6,985
Dark-Eye If I found out I was an elf, I would probably...

If I found out I was an elf, I would probably freak out and destroy whomever gave me the information. After all, elves to not serve Morgoth. He detests them. I would run for my life, end up being...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 05-19-2008, 06:04 PM
Replies: 27
Views: 7,651
Dark-Eye If Sauron managed to get himself captured and on...

If Sauron managed to get himself captured and on trial....:

1. he'd blame his life problems on Morgoth
2. he'd say he was under the influence
3. after all the charges were read, he'd be...
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