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Forum: The Movies 01-07-2018, 09:02 AM
Replies: 10
Views: 266
Posted By Morthoron
No. They would have had no contact with Elves for...

No. They would have had no contact with Elves for centuries.
Forum: The Books 01-03-2018, 11:06 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 335
Posted By Morthoron
Morgoth would be dragon the depths of despair.

Morgoth would be dragon the depths of despair.
Forum: The Movies 01-01-2018, 05:39 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 266
Posted By Morthoron
Considering Jackson marched an army of elves a...

Considering Jackson marched an army of elves a couple hundred miles through enemy-held territory filled with 10,000 orcs without anyone noticing, sure, why not. In Jackson's warped universe,...
Forum: The Movies 12-31-2017, 02:21 PM
Replies: 122
Views: 2,594
Posted By Morthoron
...Green is his skin, And his pants are yellow.

...Green is his skin,
And his pants are yellow.
Forum: The Movies 12-30-2017, 06:21 PM
Replies: 122
Views: 2,594
Posted By Morthoron
Why remake classic films or TV shows at all? Why...

Why remake classic films or TV shows at all? Why disembogue ubiquitous sequels ad nauseam (Rocky, Die Hard, Halloween, Fast and Furious, Star Wars, Godzillas, King Kongs, et al)? Did we need two Hulk...
Forum: The Movies 12-26-2017, 10:53 PM
Replies: 122
Views: 2,594
Posted By Morthoron
Lord of the Schwing.

Lord of the Schwing.
Forum: The Books 12-23-2017, 11:18 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 457
Posted By Morthoron
Yes, Ar-Pharazon's army was the greatest "mortal"...

Yes, Ar-Pharazon's army was the greatest "mortal" army ever assembled, and basically caused Sauron's army to flee in terror. Consider the audacity, even as deluded as Ar-Pharazon eventually became,...
Forum: The Movies 12-22-2017, 08:38 PM
Replies: 122
Views: 2,594
Posted By Morthoron
Putting a Game of Thrones lusty spin on things,...

Putting a Game of Thrones lusty spin on things, just think of the pedophilic delight of a several hundred year-old Arwen getting the hots for barely-pubescent Aragorn. Dirty ol' Elvesses! Not to...
Forum: The Books 12-14-2017, 06:09 PM
Replies: 83
Views: 6,070
Posted By Morthoron
It would all depend. It couldn't be a plain ring....

It would all depend. It couldn't be a plain ring. It would have to be a ring that could be accessorized, otherwise Sauron would be jilted. :Merisu:
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 12-07-2017, 09:59 PM
Replies: 14,158
Views: 678,617
Posted By Morthoron
"Bilbo, give Radagast his robe back, it doesn't...

"Bilbo, give Radagast his robe back, it doesn't fit you!"
Forum: The Barrow-Downs 12-06-2017, 06:42 PM
Replies: 3,552
Views: 238,408
Posted By Morthoron
It is only right that I greet the Down's official...

It is only right that I greet the Down's official Birthday Greeter. Happy birthday, G55!!!!
Forum: The Books 11-29-2017, 12:51 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 442
Posted By Morthoron
Tolkien stated, "I did begin a story placed about...

Tolkien stated, "I did begin a story placed about 100 years after the Downfall, but it proved both sinister and depressing [my emphasis]. It proved "sinister and depressing" because the waking world...
Forum: The Books 11-29-2017, 09:11 AM
Replies: 12
Views: 442
Posted By Morthoron
Certainly, the Old World Middle-earth canon of...

Certainly, the Old World Middle-earth canon of oaths and the dire consequences of oath-breaking were manifest throughout the first three Ages of Arda -- words have great potency and a power unto...
Forum: Novices and Newcomers 11-29-2017, 08:22 AM
Replies: 4,076
Views: 298,874
Posted By Morthoron
In the immortal words of the god Vulcan in The...

In the immortal words of the god Vulcan in The Adventures of Baron Munchausen, "Oh, we cater for all sorts here. You'd be surprised."

Le nathlof hí.
Forum: The Movies 11-25-2017, 10:04 AM
Replies: 122
Views: 2,594
Posted By Morthoron
Okay, how about we establish an ongoing Non-wish...

Okay, how about we establish an ongoing Non-wish Wish List of things we would find abhorrent in a Middle-earth presentation, but which may well end up being in the show in some form or another (and...
Forum: The Movies 11-21-2017, 06:49 PM
Replies: 122
Views: 2,594
Posted By Morthoron
Lalaith, I believe ArcusCalion is from that...

Lalaith, I believe ArcusCalion is from that cynical lot who believe every artistic endeavor primarily revolves around the making of money, no matter what altruistic intent mentioned by the artist.
...
Forum: The Movies 11-18-2017, 08:43 PM
Replies: 122
Views: 2,594
Posted By Morthoron
Well, white wolves did cross the Brandywine...

Well, white wolves did cross the Brandywine during the Fell Winter. Could zombies be far behind?
Forum: The Movies 11-18-2017, 02:31 PM
Replies: 122
Views: 2,594
Posted By Morthoron
I can't say I have much faith in an adaptation,...

I can't say I have much faith in an adaptation, save for that morbid type of interest that makes one slow down on the freeway to view a car crash.

Oh, I'm sure they'll trot out a slew of hired-gun...
Forum: The Movies 11-15-2017, 05:59 PM
Replies: 122
Views: 2,594
Posted By Morthoron
Well, this explains a lot. C. Tolkien has...

Well, this explains a lot. C. Tolkien has resigned as Director of the Tolkien Estate...

https://io9.gizmodo.com/j-r-r-tolkiens-son-resigns-as-director-of-tolkien-esta-1820476459

The vultures...
Forum: The Movies 11-14-2017, 09:06 PM
Replies: 122
Views: 2,594
Posted By Morthoron
The press release specifically states: ...

The press release specifically states:



The bold sections are my emphasis. It will not be The Silmarillion, because the Tolkien Estate has not made any statement regarding the sale of separate...
Forum: The Books 11-10-2017, 10:09 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 1,426
Posted By Morthoron
Who are you then but a cipher, Balfrog? You are...

Who are you then but a cipher, Balfrog? You are either Seth or a Seth sycophant incapable of sentient separation from the mother's mottled teat.

In either case you neither post of your own...
Forum: The Movies 11-08-2017, 08:39 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 412
Posted By Morthoron
Yes, that is an important passage, Rune. I think...

Yes, that is an important passage, Rune. I think the movies minimized the actual contribution and sacrifices of the Gondorions and their allies/vassals. The poignancy of the loss of such lords as...
Forum: The Movies 11-06-2017, 05:48 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 309
Posted By Morthoron
Obvious misprint. I guarantee the "Tolkien...

Obvious misprint. I guarantee the "Tolkien Estate" is not shopping the property around, as "Tolkien Enterprises" owns the television/movie rights to LotR. And you'd have to pull the rights from...
Forum: The Movies 11-05-2017, 11:11 AM
Replies: 11
Views: 412
Posted By Morthoron
You can only have the Barrow Wights attack the...

You can only have the Barrow Wights attack the Pelennor if you then allow Tom Bombadil to suddenly come dancing, prancing and pirouetting down the lane and put the Műmakil to sleep with one of his...
Forum: The Books 10-29-2017, 01:13 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 1,426
Posted By Morthoron
Seeing as you evidently sprang fully-formed from...

Seeing as you evidently sprang fully-formed from the head of Priya Seth like Athena from Zeus, I will forgive your lack of common knowledge regarding Tolkien while you sycophantically preen under the...
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