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Forum: The Movies 02-12-2009, 08:39 AM
Replies: 152
Views: 54,072
Posted By MaultheStoor
In the cartoon version of The Hobbit, Bilbo...

In the cartoon version of The Hobbit, Bilbo looked like a Cabbage Patch Kid, Gollum looked like the toad I stepped on last week, and the scene where Bilbo kills the spiders was just weird. I mean,...
Forum: The Movies 02-12-2009, 08:29 AM
Replies: 63
Views: 20,813
Posted By MaultheStoor
This is my favorite song, merely for the fact...

This is my favorite song, merely for the fact that when I heard it, I was forced to applaud Andy for his adorable little tune.

The rock and pool
Is nice and cool,
So good for feet!
And we only...
Forum: The Movies 02-12-2009, 08:14 AM
Replies: 11
Views: 5,836
Posted By MaultheStoor
I don't think you can make a movie that perfectly...

I don't think you can make a movie that perfectly imitates the book. I mean, think about it....everyone interprets and imagines the scenes of the book in different ways, and a movie can only be...
Forum: The Movies 02-12-2009, 08:06 AM
Replies: 44
Views: 15,161
Posted By MaultheStoor
When I get bored with the LOTR movies, I curl up...

When I get bored with the LOTR movies, I curl up with one of the books instead. I'm pretty sure the movies don't get jealous or anything.....
Forum: The Movies 02-12-2009, 08:00 AM
Replies: 122
Views: 42,534
Posted By MaultheStoor
I personally think he was wearing asbestos...

I personally think he was wearing asbestos underwear and had began to grow wonky in the head from mesothelioma (but that's just me). ;)
Forum: The Movies 02-12-2009, 07:43 AM
Replies: 43
Views: 16,828
Posted By MaultheStoor
If I were an Orc and Aragorn jumped over me, I...

If I were an Orc and Aragorn jumped over me, I think I'd play dead too. Give Orcs credit for the little common sense they have. :p
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 04-14-2008, 12:41 PM
Replies: 2,034
Views: 473,682
Posted By MaultheStoor
Lord Smeagol? Gollum the Great? THE Gollum!

We're tempted to pull out the whole, "I had a lovely dream last night. There was this huge barrel of pipe-weed, and we smoked all of it, and THEN...you were sick." little speech thing, but we won't....
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 04-14-2008, 12:36 PM
Replies: 1,605
Views: 356,340
Posted By MaultheStoor
Talk to the lonely Stoor

When you get depressed when no one ever answers your posts. When you feel that the only friends you have are online and when you say 'my friends' you'e reffering to the other BDers.
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 04-14-2008, 12:29 PM
Replies: 2,150
Views: 531,367
Posted By MaultheStoor
Here they go again!

Sorry about this, but we had to butt in...again...
-If you have a pet spider named Shelob...*guiltily raises hand*
-If you've ever called someone a "Fool of a Took."
-If Treebeard is your favorite...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 03-25-2008, 06:31 AM
Replies: 1
Views: 3,265
Posted By MaultheStoor
It doesn't matter to most of us if you like the...

It doesn't matter to most of us if you like the geeks, all it means is that you're one of us. A geek I mean. Besides, being a geek is just like being a popular kid, only you know how to use proper...
Forum: The Movies 03-18-2008, 06:27 AM
Replies: 13
Views: 7,316
Posted By MaultheStoor
Heh, my boyfried and I are thinking of the same...

Heh, my boyfried and I are thinking of the same thing for our wedding. It's going to be a Wiccan wedding, so we thought we might as well go ahead and do the whole Elf theme.;)
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 03-17-2008, 07:15 AM
Replies: 1,605
Views: 356,340
Posted By MaultheStoor
Multi-groin?! Duh-bull-you-tea-eff. That just...

Multi-groin?! Duh-bull-you-tea-eff.
That just sounds wrong.:)
Forum: The Books 03-13-2008, 07:26 AM
Replies: 63
Views: 16,960
Posted By MaultheStoor
There are no Dwarf women in Lord of the Rings...

There are no Dwarf women in Lord of the Rings Online. Hmmm...if Dwarven women are so alike to dwarven men, does that mean that you could go on a date with a Dwarf and not know whether they were male...
Forum: The Movies 03-13-2008, 07:10 AM
Replies: 4
Views: 4,413
Posted By MaultheStoor
This is MORDOR!

This is MORDOR!
Forum: The Movies 03-13-2008, 07:06 AM
Replies: 28
Views: 23,924
Posted By MaultheStoor
Where did Gollum come from? What, was he just...

Where did Gollum come from? What, was he just passing by and happened to see a giant eagle over head? It is a funny vidio, though.:)
Forum: Novices and Newcomers 03-13-2008, 06:57 AM
Replies: 50
Views: 22,429
Posted By MaultheStoor
See, a lot of people never think "Well, this...

See, a lot of people never think "Well, this monster I just mowed down might actually have feelings." Can there honestly be such thing as a "good" Orc? :confused:
Forum: Novices and Newcomers 03-13-2008, 06:54 AM
Replies: 4,191
Views: 1,018,381
Posted By MaultheStoor
I know.:) I was refering to the way those ghosts...

I know.:) I was refering to the way those ghosts fought for Aragorn because he was the king. ;)
Forum: The Books 03-13-2008, 06:50 AM
Replies: 11
Views: 5,034
Posted By MaultheStoor
*insulted* Just kidding. I think the Ring had...

*insulted*
Just kidding. I think the Ring had the effect it did on Gollum was because he "wore it until it tired him." He must have had it on day and night, and he also had it longer.
Forum: Novices and Newcomers 03-13-2008, 06:38 AM
Replies: 4,191
Views: 1,018,381
Posted By MaultheStoor
"Newly deceased." It sounds like we're giving a...

"Newly deceased." It sounds like we're giving a speech here. "Newly Deceased, we are gathered here today to fight under the bond of Aragorn's sword. If there is anyone who has a reason dead people...
Forum: The Movies 03-13-2008, 06:30 AM
Replies: 46
Views: 20,427
Posted By MaultheStoor
Pippin may be a fool of a Took, but he's a cute...

Pippin may be a fool of a Took, but he's a cute fool...
Forum: The Movies 03-13-2008, 06:29 AM
Replies: 46
Views: 20,427
Posted By MaultheStoor
Pippin gets my vote (sorry, Merry. Please don't...

Pippin gets my vote (sorry, Merry. Please don't kill us...). He saved Faramir (did I spell that right?) and he sings really well. :p
Forum: Novices and Newcomers 03-13-2008, 06:26 AM
Replies: 4,191
Views: 1,018,381
Posted By MaultheStoor
'Ey. I'm a newbie, and I'm already bad at this...

'Ey. I'm a newbie, and I'm already bad at this whole...forum thing. My name is Maul, and I'm a short, blond female with severe mulitple personality disorder (just kidding). My favorite characher...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 03-12-2008, 11:26 AM
Replies: 2,034
Views: 473,682
Posted By MaultheStoor
I had a dream that Gollum was after me. The I...

I had a dream that Gollum was after me. The I woke up strangling myself.:D
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 03-12-2008, 11:15 AM
Replies: 55
Views: 13,226
Posted By MaultheStoor
I know I misspealled Saruman. Kwit korecting mi...

I know I misspealled Saruman. Kwit korecting mi speling.
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 03-12-2008, 07:17 AM
Replies: 55
Views: 13,226
Posted By MaultheStoor
- Dude, where's my Ring? By Sauroman - Gollum's...

- Dude, where's my Ring? By Sauroman
- Gollum's Guide to Eating Healthy
- 101 Things To Do With Taters. By Sam
- The Only Way To Eat a Brace Of Coneys. By Sam
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