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Forum: Elvenhome 04-03-2006, 06:12 PM
Replies: 313
Views: 199,879
Posted By Thenamir
Gateskeeper, his robes re-whitened by the...

Gateskeeper, his robes re-whitened by the gracious Yawanna (who graciously forgave him for the unfortunate accident so long ago), watched the matrimonial proceedings with a joy he’d seldom...
Forum: Elvenhome 10-31-2005, 04:39 PM
Replies: 313
Views: 199,879
Posted By Thenamir
Unfortunately, the Eagles managed to take out...

Unfortunately, the Eagles managed to take out only eleven of the still-overwhelming numbers of orcs before they trotted off the field doing odd dances in the manner of the Sorethighhim. ...
Forum: Elvenhome 07-12-2005, 10:06 AM
Replies: 313
Views: 199,879
Posted By Thenamir
With the deaths of the three Loyers and the...

With the deaths of the three Loyers and the consequential angering of the enemy hordes, it appeared that battle was indeed about to be joined in earnest (most likely dead earnest). Since recovering...
Forum: Elvenhome 04-29-2005, 11:13 AM
Replies: 313
Views: 199,879
Posted By Thenamir
Kneeling upon the grassy knoll Gateskeeper...

Kneeling upon the grassy knoll Gateskeeper watched the defiance of Merisu and the gloating of Mogul and his minions. Pimpiowyn, putting her recent shieldmaiden training to use, tended to his wounded...
Forum: Elvenhome 04-19-2005, 05:28 PM
Replies: 313
Views: 199,879
Posted By Thenamir
Between The Mogul and the Deep Pea Sea

Gateskeeper bravely stood in the back of the If-You-Can-Be-Bought-At-Any-Price-You-Will-Be-Ship, but could no longer avoid the eyes of the Dread Developer.

"Ah," rasped the true voice of Mogul...
Forum: Elvenhome 09-07-2004, 03:19 PM
Replies: 313
Views: 199,879
Posted By Thenamir
Hello Merisu...goodbye heart

In their haste to depart their last camp the entire clueless-ship failed, in the paleness of that night, to notice that Merisu-The-Unsulliable-and-Always-Perfectly-Styled managed to get covered with...
Forum: Elvenhome 08-18-2004, 02:31 PM
Replies: 313
Views: 199,879
Posted By Thenamir
Gateskeeper, realizing he could no longer dodge...

Gateskeeper, realizing he could no longer dodge the questions, motioned for silence, looking about him as if unseen watchers might be hovering around. After a tense moment, he walked up to Grrralph...
Forum: Elvenhome 08-11-2004, 11:12 PM
Replies: 313
Views: 199,879
Posted By Thenamir
"Cabbage and coconuts!" Sauerkraut hissed, and...

"Cabbage and coconuts!" Sauerkraut hissed, and they shuddered at the hideous change, as well as the disgusting culinary combo. "What is the house of Vinaigrettiel but a wretched cafeteria where...
Forum: Elvenhome 08-07-2004, 08:56 PM
Replies: 313
Views: 199,879
Posted By Thenamir
Ned Candyman was in a merry mood as he ambled, a...

Ned Candyman was in a merry mood as he ambled, a little unsteadily, down the street towards his home and bed, several good pints of ale-fire warding off the night chill and causing him a pleasant...
Forum: Elvenhome 05-21-2004, 11:31 AM
Replies: 313
Views: 199,879
Posted By Thenamir
Meanwhile, on the outskirts of Beer

"So close," Sauerkraut grumbled to himself, "almost within my grasp...no matter. The fools have fled into Ye Auld Foreste. The trees there will hold them until I arrive, I and my new 'hot dog...
Forum: Elvenhome 05-12-2004, 09:50 PM
Replies: 313
Views: 199,879
Posted By Thenamir
With the exception of Vogonwë the rest of the...

With the exception of Vogonwë the rest of the Food-N-Drinkship roundly rejected Gateskeeper's suggestion that they leave Soregum (and Earnur for that matter) in the busy lane where he lay until...
Forum: Elvenhome 04-15-2004, 04:46 PM
Replies: 313
Views: 199,879
Posted By Thenamir
Ragged grey clouds scudded across the midnight,...

Ragged grey clouds scudded across the midnight, occasionally obscuring the watery moon that shone its death-pale luminescence over executive parking lot "B" of the Headquarters of the International...
Forum: Elvenhome 03-24-2004, 11:32 PM
Replies: 313
Views: 199,879
Posted By Thenamir
The First Act

In all the preparation for the singing Gateskeeper found himself the only one taking the competition seriously, but was strapped for ideas and time. Earnur clumsily refused to work on the dance...
Forum: Elvenhome 03-12-2004, 09:29 AM
Replies: 313
Views: 199,879
Posted By Thenamir
Upon arriving at the monsterous shopping dens of...

Upon arriving at the monsterous shopping dens of the GAP, Gateskeeper made his way to the food tents. He'd suddenly had a craving for some spicy balfrog wings, or perhaps some Watcher-Calamari. ...
Forum: Elvenhome 02-20-2004, 04:26 PM
Replies: 313
Views: 199,879
Posted By Thenamir
Though Yawanna was hidden to the eyes of the rest...

Though Yawanna was hidden to the eyes of the rest of the hysterophallicship during her prophecies, Gateskeeper moved to the back of the crowd, hoping his cowl hid his scowl. Being one of the lesser...
Forum: Elvenhome 11-14-2003, 12:26 PM
Replies: 313
Views: 199,879
Posted By Thenamir
Sting * * * SAVE * * * Gateskeeper mourns the loss...

* * * SAVE * * *

Gateskeeper mourns the loss of his title to the Glitzy Caverns and reminisces about how he managed to escape while stuck in an ergonomic wooden rolling dwarf-sized chair.
Forum: Elvenhome 10-23-2003, 10:01 AM
Replies: 313
Views: 199,879
Posted By Thenamir
Sting Gateskeeper sat on the velvet couch in the Lord...

Gateskeeper sat on the velvet couch in the Lord Dimli's posh office smoking Dimli's finest pipeweed from the lebethrond-wood humidor on Dimli's massive office desk. Dimli himself sat behind the...
Forum: Elvenhome 10-15-2003, 05:21 PM
Replies: 313
Views: 199,879
Posted By Thenamir
Sting Meanwhile, back in Improvas… Sauerkraut’s...

Meanwhile, back in Improvas…

Sauerkraut’s “cable repairmen” had picked their way thru the detritus of the Goldlame Debris in vain. Not only were the Great Thighs missing, but King Theboleggen had...
Forum: Elvenhome 10-14-2003, 10:21 AM
Replies: 313
Views: 199,879
Posted By Thenamir
Sting Gateskeeper did not like waiting in long lines,...

Gateskeeper did not like waiting in long lines, even though he refused to hire more help to assist the long lines of people returning or needing assistance with his soft wares back at his...
Forum: Elvenhome 09-30-2003, 04:57 PM
Replies: 313
Views: 199,879
Posted By Thenamir
Sting [And now, a word from our sponsor.] [FADE...

[And now, a word from our sponsor.]

[FADE UP]



FIRST DWARF: [grumbling loudly]

SECOND DWARF: Hi, Gloom, son of Glum. What'cha grumblin' about? Not that you need an excuse...
Forum: Elvenhome 09-24-2003, 11:01 AM
Replies: 313
Views: 199,879
Posted By Thenamir
Sting Sauerkraut sat in his luxurious home-office on...

Sauerkraut sat in his luxurious home-office on the top floor of the tower of Dorktank, watching the talented It-Ship perform on the stage of Improvas through his Net connection on his new 42-inch...
Forum: Elvenhome 09-11-2003, 02:51 PM
Replies: 313
Views: 199,879
Posted By Thenamir
Sting Grimy Hasbéen, son of Washtup, motioned the...

Grimy Hasbéen, son of Washtup, motioned the Itship forward with a hand the color and liveliness of flour paste. As their eyes adjusted to the strange lighting they could make out (through the...
Forum: Elvenhome 08-27-2003, 11:13 AM
Replies: 313
Views: 199,879
Posted By Thenamir
Sting Gateskeeper, as in the incident of the trolls,...

Gateskeeper, as in the incident of the trolls, was knowledgeable in many languages ancient and current. From the common languages of Muddled-Mirth he seldom strayed, but could at need negotiate in...
Forum: Elvenhome 08-08-2003, 02:32 PM
Replies: 313
Views: 199,879
Posted By Thenamir
Sting The paper came last to the hand of Gateskeeper,...

The paper came last to the hand of Gateskeeper, who though he could speak fluent troll yet trembled with fear as the others -- they feared the unknown, but Gateskeeper knew trolls all too well. ...
Forum: Elvenhome 07-29-2003, 02:25 PM
Replies: 313
Views: 199,879
Posted By Thenamir
Sting After circling the rapidly-decaying city, well...

After circling the rapidly-decaying city, well out of reach of the citizenry pushing over the basalt-cum-flour-paste walls, Gateskeeper, his newly "acquired" steed Kebab, and Mersuwyniel's horse...
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