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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 01-21-2021, 10:41 AM
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Posted By Galadriel55
1420! Happy birthday Heren! A Preschool Series in your honour.

Gollum, in his rehab program in the Shire, saw sees Merry and Pippin enjoying a tasty snack.
- What isss ittt the hobitses are eating?
- That's raisins, Smeagol. Yum!

Gollum runs over to Bilbo's...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 12-08-2015, 04:59 PM
Replies: 150
Views: 63,619
Posted By Galadriel55
Modified jokes I've seen lately

- Smeagol, where does Sauron keep his armies?
- In his sleevies.

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Sam couldn't break into the Tower of Cirith Ungol, so he broke into song.

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Bert the Troll wondered where the sun...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 01-10-2014, 03:53 PM
Replies: 150
Views: 63,619
Posted By Galadriel55
Bashing the wizards

You have grown, Halfling. Yes, you have grown very much. I daresay you put on three inches since I last saw you!

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"I will do that," Radagast said, and rode off as if nine of his rabbits were...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 12-31-2012, 04:13 PM
Replies: 150
Views: 63,619
Posted By Galadriel55
I was teaching my sister the names of the 13...

I was teaching my sister the names of the 13 Dwarves from Thorin's company, as well as a few other Dwarven names. We managed to turn their names into a bunch of weirdest things, including an army of...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 10-13-2012, 08:45 PM
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Views: 63,619
Posted By Galadriel55
A group of Dwarves was travelling through Bree....

A group of Dwarves was travelling through Bree. They came into the Prancing Pony, paid the inkeeper fifty silver pennies in advance for their stay, and went off to see which rooms they want.

As...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 06-08-2012, 04:24 PM
Replies: 150
Views: 63,619
Posted By Galadriel55
-How did Denethor become crazy? -It happened...

-How did Denethor become crazy?

-It happened when the doctor told him that he was diagnosed with hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia.
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 02-21-2012, 01:27 PM
Replies: 150
Views: 63,619
Posted By Galadriel55
New Year's Eve. Orthanc Tower. Inhabitants...

New Year's Eve. Orthanc Tower. Inhabitants realise they forgot to congratulate someone.

Saruman: Wormtongue, have you wished Gandalf a Happy New Year?

Grima: No, master.

Saruman: See, you...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 02-10-2012, 03:18 PM
Replies: 150
Views: 63,619
Posted By Galadriel55
And some more...

Sam: Legolas, tell me, can Oliphaunts fly?

Legolas: No Sam.

Sam: Gandalf said they could.

Legolas (scratches head): Well, then they fly, but very very low...


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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 02-10-2012, 02:29 PM
Replies: 150
Views: 63,619
Posted By Galadriel55
And when this new star was seen at evening,...

And when this new star was seen at evening, Maedhros spoke to Maglor his brother, and he said: "Surely that is a Silmaril that shines now in the West?"

And Maglor answered: "No, stupid! It's an...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 02-11-2011, 02:30 PM
Replies: 150
Views: 63,619
Posted By Galadriel55
White Tree How Aragorn became king...

Before he was elected as King, Aragorn's agents spread petitions amongst all the people of Gondor. The people had to circle the answer that applies to the. This is how the petition looked:

Do you...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 10-24-2010, 07:00 PM
Replies: 150
Views: 63,619
Posted By Galadriel55
10th Nazgul story - true as far as I know

I heard this from a friend of mine, and this is not really a joke, but it's still funny.

Soe of the many people who are nuts about Tolkien formed some kind of club. They met every once in a while...
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