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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
04-14-2021, 01:34 AM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,898,655
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Legate of Amon Lanc
The hypnosis content was heading towards a...
The hypnosis content was heading towards a stalemate after one and half hours of Frodo just repeating "you are sleepy... so very sleeepy..." and Gandalf repeating "follow my fingers' movement..." |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
05-09-2015, 03:28 AM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,898,655
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Legate of Amon Lanc
Gandalf is slowly being devoured from below by...
Gandalf is slowly being devoured from below by the carnivorous grass. Brought to my mind a combined idea: "Hey Gandalf, can I borrow your pipe? Then people could call us Smoke and Shorty,... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
10-24-2013, 04:35 AM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,898,655
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Legate of Amon Lanc
After Superman and Spiderman failed, Saruman bids...
After Superman and Spiderman failed, Saruman bids the new superhero to pass through the Stargate behind him, and fight the evil that lurks on the other side and save the universe. |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
10-23-2013, 07:12 AM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,898,655
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Legate of Amon Lanc
And now, ladies and gentlemen, Sir Christopher...
And now, ladies and gentlemen, Sir Christopher Lee and maestro von Lurtz shall sing the duet of Wotan and Alberich from Richard Wagner's Der Ring des Nibelungen... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
09-24-2013, 04:50 PM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,898,655
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Legate of Amon Lanc
"See, Théoden? There is a snake! Legolas...
"See, Théoden? There is a snake! Legolas Greenleaf! What have you been doing, eavesdropping?" OR Thus beheld Aragorn, son of Arathorn, Éowyn, Éomund's daughter, and stopped still, utterly... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
05-03-2013, 10:39 AM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,898,655
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Legate of Amon Lanc
Gandalf: "You were right, gringo. This place...
Gandalf: "You were right, gringo. This place wasn't big enough for both of us." OR "Cool guys don't look at explosions." OR "Hear me, fellow people of Middle-Earth! A new power is rising!... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
02-04-2013, 02:12 PM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,898,655
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Legate of Amon Lanc
Kili: "Uncle, I know you crave to reclaim the...
Kili: "Uncle, I know you crave to reclaim the treasure of our ancestors, but you should rather cast away the material needs and look for inner peace and serenity. Look, it's so simple. Ommmmmmm..." |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
12-31-2012, 10:44 AM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,898,655
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Legate of Amon Lanc
Elrond: "Aghagh... khukh... akagha..."
Gandalf:...
Elrond: "Aghagh... khukh... akagha..." Gandalf: "So, you can read these ancient runes!" Elrond: "No, I was just clearing my throat." OR "So that was fifteen single rooms, breakfast, stabling... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
12-17-2012, 01:29 PM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,898,655
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Legate of Amon Lanc
Bilbo: "I am no useless Hobbit! I will pull this...
Bilbo: "I am no useless Hobbit! I will pull this sword from that stone! I am the rightful King! I am the Prince that was Promised!" OR "Gotcha, Gandalf. That's for ruining my newly painted... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
09-11-2012, 07:44 AM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,898,655
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Legate of Amon Lanc
Thranduil's emo-tendencies became apparent when...
Thranduil's emo-tendencies became apparent when he decided to make the radical step not only to cut his wrist, but to chop off his arm at the elbow. OR "This is a mithril shirt, see? Nothing... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
06-18-2012, 04:49 PM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,898,655
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Legate of Amon Lanc
Aragorn: "It's all your fault, wizard! When I was...
Aragorn: "It's all your fault, wizard! When I was small, you bestowed a curse on me that left my hand misshapen. But today I shall have my revenge!" OR Unseen, Legolas uses the moment when... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
06-18-2012, 08:04 AM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,898,655
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Legate of Amon Lanc
Gandalf: "And now, everyone, repeat after me!"...
Gandalf: "And now, everyone, repeat after me!" Aragorn: "Wow, one would never think how difficult this hoola-dancing is..." OR As the laws of nature suddenly collapse without warning, men start... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
10-04-2010, 07:37 AM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,898,655
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Legate of Amon Lanc
"What did you say you have in that bag? Baggins?...
"What did you say you have in that bag? Baggins? Bless me, I would never have thought that you can use information I put in my books to actually track him... ha, ha! So it happens. Well, enjoy,... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
09-11-2008, 02:42 AM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,898,655
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Legate of Amon Lanc
Merry: 'Ya, sir, we're here with the coal. Where...
Merry: 'Ya, sir, we're here with the coal. Where should we put it, sir? OR "Sorry for interrupting your little party, guys, but could any of you help me? It won't take long, I hope. My car just... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
09-02-2008, 01:36 PM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,898,655
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Legate of Amon Lanc
(Who reads, understand)
The senility slowly takes its toll. Is the attempt to finish writing the memoirs going to be succesful? "...and so he appeared amidst the surprised Dwarves. 'Ash is a robot!' they shouted..." |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
04-25-2008, 06:24 AM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,898,655
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Legate of Amon Lanc
Guard: "Please, sir, wash your hands here before...
Guard: "Please, sir, wash your hands here before entering the city." |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
04-25-2008, 04:17 AM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,898,655
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Legate of Amon Lanc
Guard: "Of course, Mr. Gandalf, Lord Sauron the...
Guard: "Of course, Mr. Gandalf, Lord Sauron the Great awaits you..." OR Gandalf: "Here's for the parking ticket, and please take my starship (in the background) to the dock..." |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
03-25-2008, 04:21 AM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,898,655
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Legate of Amon Lanc
"Use the Colgate toothpaste. Approved by 9 of 10...
"Use the Colgate toothpaste. Approved by 9 of 10 Rangers." OR Aragorn's first meeting with Arwen was not actually that simple as depicted in the books, his attempts to ball Arwen were quite... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
03-14-2008, 11:07 AM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,898,655
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Legate of Amon Lanc
It may look like self-advertising, but:
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It may look like self-advertising, but: Saruman waits impatiently for the fenris wheel to start up. |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
10-01-2007, 10:16 AM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,898,655
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Legate of Amon Lanc
"Nay! It's not one of them ruffians," Sam heard...
"Nay! It's not one of them ruffians," Sam heard the farmer say. "It's a hobbit by the size of it, but all dressed up queer. Hey!" he cried. "Who are you, and what's all this to-do?" "It's Sam, Sam... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
09-11-2007, 05:59 AM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,898,655
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Legate of Amon Lanc
Model #3: "Oh! But did not that old fella say...Model #3: "Oh! But did not that old fella say that we shall not pass?" OR (using the names as Dia suggested it) Merry: "I suspect you have taken more than your share, Sam, and I shall look... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
08-11-2007, 12:37 PM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,898,655
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Legate of Amon Lanc
Legolas: Oh, look! Why is your beard moving so...
Legolas: Oh, look! Why is your beard moving so strange? Gandalf: That's because the wind is blowing. |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
07-30-2007, 03:52 PM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,898,655
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Legate of Amon Lanc
Frodo seemed to freeze, as he saw the tall figure...
Frodo seemed to freeze, as he saw the tall figure standing in the corner. The scar on his forehead burned with pain. "No!" he shrieked, but then came a flash of green light... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
07-25-2007, 02:10 PM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,898,655
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Legate of Amon Lanc
Quite differently...
Túrin and his men wait to ambush Harry Potter. Túrin: "We'll see if that little boy will be able to face me, son of Húrin, bearer of the Dragon Helm of Dor-Lómin. Beleg, when he comes near, shoot... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
07-16-2007, 03:45 AM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,898,655
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Legate of Amon Lanc
Túrin uses high ground and guerilla tactic to waylay some Orcs.
(I was just listening to Led Zeppelin "Houses of the Holy") Túrin: "There's an angel on my shoulder, there's a dragon on my head, I will roll on you that boulder, and you filth will all be... |
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