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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
06-22-2008, 12:43 PM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,895,973
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It was a sad moment to notice that Gimli had some...
It was a sad moment to notice that Gimli had some distant troll ancestry and that the troll-blood reacted to strong concentrated light. |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
10-14-2007, 06:23 AM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,895,973
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The heroes are posing so that giant sculptures of...
The heroes are posing so that giant sculptures of them will be made and put at each cross-road in Gondor. |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
07-23-2007, 05:39 AM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,895,973
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Volo
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
07-17-2007, 12:21 PM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,895,973
Posted By
Volo
It sure is good to be the one in command. While...
It sure is good to be the one in command. While his brave men are in deadly combat with the Orcs, Turin enjoys the scenery. Though it is, after all, a bit annoying that your servants take so long... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
07-16-2007, 06:02 AM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,895,973
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Volo
Turin's new camouflage didn't exactly match with...
Turin's new camouflage didn't exactly match with the scenery. Well, then again, he did think that he would lead his army straight into Angband and mimic a pillar with a golden ornament on it. It... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
07-13-2007, 03:03 PM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,895,973
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Volo
Tolkien: And to think that I was going to have...
Tolkien: And to think that I was going to have that part published... :rolleyes: Well, that's that for the extended Beren and Luthien story... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
06-11-2007, 07:40 AM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,895,973
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Volo
And then came the hardest moment of Frodo's life:...
And then came the hardest moment of Frodo's life: He had to decide which cheek to wash with the soap. |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
04-30-2007, 09:24 AM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,895,973
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Volo
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
04-25-2007, 07:49 AM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,895,973
Posted By
Volo
Gwaihir: Trying to impress the ZZ Top guys with...
Gwaihir: Trying to impress the ZZ Top guys with this show? How many times do I have to tell you that it does not work. |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
04-12-2007, 12:04 PM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,895,973
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Volo
Uruks never use dummies when testing the...
Uruks never use dummies when testing the durability of an armour. Or The noble Uruk is paiting a painting of a live- no wait, she had to be made to stay still -dead model. |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
03-31-2007, 02:21 PM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,895,973
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Volo
Just when the Gondorians thought they won, the...
Just when the Gondorians thought they won, the Blue Robot approaches from behind. OR You start to wonder how the vampires aren't all hanged, after all they can't do anything to their rebellious... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
03-29-2007, 10:23 AM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,895,973
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Volo
Gondor is celebrating the capture of the Orc...
Gondor is celebrating the capture of the Orc behind it all. |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
03-15-2007, 12:49 PM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,895,973
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Volo
Eomer is advancing towards the biscuit cupboard...
Eomer is advancing towards the biscuit cupboard while Eowyn isn't looking. |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
02-21-2007, 02:39 AM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,895,973
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Volo
The advertisment for "Adventures of Gollum", a...
The advertisment for "Adventures of Gollum", a film in which Gollum goes on a quest to find his mother Ungoliant. |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
02-11-2007, 10:06 AM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,895,973
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Volo
Harry: Hey Ron, I got a Legolas Famous Wizards...
Harry: Hey Ron, I got a Legolas Famous Wizards Card. Ron: Who's he? Harry: Dunno, it says that he's an elf... Ron: A famous house-elf wizard? I didn't know that was possible! |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
01-04-2007, 05:39 PM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,895,973
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Volo
Gandalf: "Wait, Aragorn! How many times do I have...Gandalf: "Wait, Aragorn! How many times do I have to tell you? It has sharp pointy teeth. Not just sharp like Anduril, but Sharp, like: Real Sharp. The Rabbit of Gorgoroth is not just any ol' rabbit,... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
01-03-2007, 04:18 PM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,895,973
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Volo
Every knight in the country wanted to have a...
Every knight in the country wanted to have a (long) look at the White Horse Legolas was riding, not that they dared to look straight at it anyway... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
11-17-2006, 07:11 AM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,895,973
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Volo
I won't neg rep you just because I don't know if...
I won't neg rep you just because I don't know if you have ever been to a concert of Maija Vilkkumaa. :p |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
11-16-2006, 09:19 AM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,895,973
Posted By
Volo
Elrond: What it Isildur doing here???
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Elrond: What it Isildur doing here??? OR With his Tarzan-growl and such hair, Elrond tried to turn all the Orc-ladies (and why not Orc-men?) to his cause. OR Elrond knew that it was a bad... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
10-12-2006, 12:41 AM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,895,973
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Volo
The one and only person who survived being...
The one and only person who survived being posessed and released by a Thing |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
10-06-2006, 12:39 PM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,895,973
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Volo
Sam had drunk so much ale earlier this evening...
Sam had drunk so much ale earlier this evening that he thought his birthdaycake candles were in the opposite direction. |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
10-06-2006, 12:27 PM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,895,973
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Volo
Sam had a dream about an Octoroc. The local...
Sam had a dream about an Octoroc. The local psychiatrist was rather interested in this and asked Sam to imitate the Octoroc. Soon after Sam was sent to a mental hospital. |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
09-28-2006, 05:56 AM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,895,973
Posted By
Volo
Ian: What is this?
PJ: Umm... Paper.
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Ian: What is this? PJ: Umm... Paper. Ian: What? This is... pawhat? PJ: Well, you know... Pa-per. Ian: This? This is paper? |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
09-27-2006, 12:55 PM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,895,973
Posted By
Volo
Ian: I'm not acting in your films in there are...
Ian: I'm not acting in your films in there are penguins in them. Look here, the Downer is spammed with horrible news about penguins... PJ: But Ian hey, the penguin will be only this size... ... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
09-25-2006, 06:21 AM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,895,973
Posted By
Volo
Denethor daydreaming about being spanked when he...
Denethor daydreaming about being spanked when he was young. |
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