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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 11-21-2006, 06:10 AM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,868,937
Posted By Rimbaud
"The great thing about these identikit Elvish...

"The great thing about these identikit Elvish soldiers," mused Elrond later, over a cup of hot cocoa. "Is that once the battle's done, you can hang them back up in the wardrobe by their well designed...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 02-28-2006, 10:29 AM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,868,937
Posted By Rimbaud
Ian McKellan: (checks LotR book) I'm not reading...

Ian McKellan: (checks LotR book) I'm not reading this. These words make no sense. They're not in the book. At the end of the day what does RK522 mean?
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 02-21-2006, 04:10 AM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,868,937
Posted By Rimbaud
Eowyn: Seriously Darth, for the last time. You...

Eowyn: Seriously Darth, for the last time. You are not my father. No that doesn't mean you can touch me. Please leave me alone. Where's Luke when you need him?
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 02-14-2006, 07:06 AM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,868,937
Posted By Rimbaud
Grima: I just wanted to make my clothes out of a...

Grima: I just wanted to make my clothes out of a bedsheet, like you have. Is that a crime?
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 12-14-2005, 10:35 AM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,868,937
Posted By Rimbaud
The first day at the Gondorian Hairdressing and...

The first day at the Gondorian Hairdressing and Manicure Salon was just humiliating.
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 12-08-2005, 07:52 AM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,868,937
Posted By Rimbaud
Gollum's fundamental inability to grasp Hide &...

Gollum's fundamental inability to grasp Hide & Seek led to increasingly short games.
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 10-28-2005, 09:08 AM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,868,937
Posted By Rimbaud
The first night with Rosie though, was not at all...

The first night with Rosie though, was not at all what he had expected.
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 10-28-2005, 02:40 AM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,868,937
Posted By Rimbaud
British and American versions!

The Argos in Croydon seemed even grimmer than normal.

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The Walmart in Trenton seemed even grimmer than normal.
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 10-25-2005, 09:38 AM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,868,937
Posted By Rimbaud
Theoden began to seriously regret choosing an...

Theoden began to seriously regret choosing an Entish barber.
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 10-25-2005, 07:10 AM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,868,937
Posted By Rimbaud
Thanks to a simple misunderstanding regarding...

Thanks to a simple misunderstanding regarding size, the pair of Trojan horses ordered by the King were far less impressive than he had hoped.
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 10-24-2005, 08:26 AM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,868,937
Posted By Rimbaud
Eventually, his PR people just insisted he had...

Eventually, his PR people just insisted he had the growth on his shoulder removed. Not being able to turn left was hampering his walking quite badly.
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 10-21-2005, 09:39 AM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,868,937
Posted By Rimbaud
"Wise man...mumble mumble...eye of a...

"Wise man...mumble mumble...eye of a needle...bigger I say! Make the needle bigger!"
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 09-22-2005, 03:47 AM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,868,937
Posted By Rimbaud
Curiously, the producer of The Abridged Les...

Curiously, the producer of The Abridged Les Miserables took the title rather too literally.
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 03-15-2005, 10:07 AM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,868,937
Posted By Rimbaud
After losing over a foot in height, Michael...

After losing over a foot in height, Michael Jackson finally admitted certain changes had been made.
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 03-09-2005, 03:39 AM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,868,937
Posted By Rimbaud
It was a hairdresser's nightmare as the...

It was a hairdresser's nightmare as the contestants lined up before Gondor's first makeover show.
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 03-07-2005, 08:48 AM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,868,937
Posted By Rimbaud
Although Faramir's strategy certainly encompassed...

Although Faramir's strategy certainly encompassed the 'element of surprise' required by his father, it was still rejected by Denethor. They went with Boromir's echelon formation staged-attack...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 03-02-2005, 07:25 AM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,868,937
Posted By Rimbaud
Gimli's sheer incompetence at the Find the Large...

Gimli's sheer incompetence at the Find the Large White Box game really got to his friends in the end.
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 02-25-2005, 11:01 AM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,868,937
Posted By Rimbaud
Sheila take a, Sheila take a bow...

Sheila take a, Sheila take a bow...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 02-16-2005, 08:47 AM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,868,937
Posted By Rimbaud
Sam was beginning to understand why Frodo had...

Sam was beginning to understand why Frodo had suggested leaving the lawnmower at home.
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 01-12-2005, 10:54 AM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,868,937
Posted By Rimbaud
Sheathing Sting too quickly was not a mistake...

Sheathing Sting too quickly was not a mistake Frodo would repeat in a hurry.
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 12-14-2004, 04:03 AM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,868,937
Posted By Rimbaud
On finding that the 'Eye of Sauron' was an old...

On finding that the 'Eye of Sauron' was an old toilet roll tube, covered in black plastic, badly painted flames and a lot of 'sticky-back plastic', Frodo couldn't help thinking that the Quest had...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 12-09-2004, 10:17 AM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,868,937
Posted By Rimbaud
Despite her hitherto unrecorded rear-facing head...

Despite her hitherto unrecorded rear-facing head deformity, Eowyn went on to be counted among the great beauties of the town.
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 11-30-2004, 10:54 AM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,868,937
Posted By Rimbaud
Sadly for Galadriel, her diminishment took an...

Sadly for Galadriel, her diminishment took an unexpected turn.
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 11-27-2004, 05:55 AM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,868,937
Posted By Rimbaud
i) Having lulled the little fellow into a false...

i) Having lulled the little fellow into a false sense of security with that 'test passing' gibberish, the Elven brain-sucker got down to business.

ii) *mumbles* Save the White City? Um...great,...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 11-24-2004, 06:29 AM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,868,937
Posted By Rimbaud
The Seventh Age brought an unwelcome rush of...

The Seventh Age brought an unwelcome rush of publicity for the Nazgul.
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