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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
04-06-2016, 10:47 AM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,892,329
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Tuor in Gondolin
Sam: "Okay Strider. Arwen IS a better stripper...Sam: "Okay Strider. Arwen IS a better stripper than Rosie." |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
08-07-2015, 08:30 AM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,892,329
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Tuor in Gondolin
See that guy behind me? If you don't give me that...
See that guy behind me? If you don't give me that part in that movie trilogy Sam's gonna cut you. Sam's a blade man. And then there's your favorite horse. Don't make me call my godfather. |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
12-22-2014, 08:34 AM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,892,329
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
10-23-2013, 01:37 PM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,892,329
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Tuor in Gondolin
Sadly, in keeping with the new Mordor policy when...
Sadly, in keeping with the new Mordor policy when orcs get concussions, Saruman is forced to tell Lurtz he cannot join in the attack on Boromir and the Fellowship. :( |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
06-19-2013, 10:42 AM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,892,329
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Eowyn makes a classic blunder (notable others...
Eowyn makes a classic blunder (notable others being to start a land war in Asia and to go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line) by not paying attention to bird bombardment directly above... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
06-06-2013, 08:27 AM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,892,329
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Tuor in Gondolin
Doctor, I don't care how old you are. The Tardis...Doctor, I don't care how old you are. The Tardis has really gone to hell. It really needs a makeover. |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
04-09-2013, 06:37 PM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,892,329
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Tuor in Gondolin
Did you know that Rumpole of the Bailey is my...Did you know that Rumpole of the Bailey is my second cousin, twice removed (if you follow me). |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
04-04-2013, 01:45 PM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,892,329
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Tuor in Gondolin
Plankton (loudly) as he stomps around Mordor:
...Plankton (loudly) as he stomps around Mordor: All in Bikini Bottom will now bow down before me!" |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
03-06-2013, 09:15 AM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,892,329
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Tuor in Gondolin
What the ^%*#*! I TOLD Bilbo to make Bagend...What the ^%*#*! I TOLD Bilbo to make Bagend wheelchair accessible. How the bleep will Bombur ever get to the door? |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
01-19-2013, 11:49 AM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,892,329
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Tuor in Gondolin
Bilbo: "Let's see":
Hey guys. Sauron is...Bilbo: "Let's see": Hey guys. Sauron is not into curbs on overlordship. You might want to walk this document over to Laketown. They're about the only democracy in Middle-earthy right now. |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
01-17-2013, 07:47 PM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,892,329
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Tuor in Gondolin
Haldir to Gimli:
"What we have here is a...Haldir to Gimli: "What we have here is a failure to communicate." |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
12-31-2012, 01:38 PM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,892,329
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Tuor in Gondolin
Gandalf: "I've got a spec script I think you'll...Gandalf: "I've got a spec script I think you'll find verrry interesting." Elrond: "Let's see. In a hole in the ground there lived a burrahobbit. Wait a minute. What's a burrahobbit? Gandalf, are... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
12-31-2012, 09:46 AM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,892,329
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Tuor in Gondolin
"50 Shades of...'. Woh! So this is what my ...
"50 Shades of...'. Woh! So this is what my daughter's been reading when she visits her nanna in Lorien!" |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
12-26-2012, 02:36 PM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,892,329
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
12-05-2012, 10:25 AM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,892,329
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Tuor in Gondolin
Saruman: "Who is your hair stylist, Gandalf? ...
Saruman: "Who is your hair stylist, Gandalf? That beard needs one serious makeover, like ick!" |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
11-28-2012, 09:22 AM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,892,329
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Tuor in Gondolin
Gotta clean up this place. Got a fine lady dragon...Gotta clean up this place. Got a fine lady dragon coming over. |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
10-10-2012, 06:12 AM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,892,329
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Tuor in Gondolin
All right Gandalf, what do you say?.
I make...
All right Gandalf, what do you say?. I make this 7-10 split and you join me in ruling Middle-earth! |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
08-26-2011, 01:26 PM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,892,329
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Tuor in Gondolin
Discussing nhis relationship to PJ as a director:...
Discussing nhis relationship to PJ as a director: "I cannot work with that man. He simply drains me." |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
05-28-2011, 09:15 AM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,892,329
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Tuor in Gondolin
Treebeard realizes it will take more then one...
Treebeard realizes it will take more then one botox treatment to again make him a hunk to discerning entwives. |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
04-26-2011, 04:28 PM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,892,329
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Tuor in Gondolin
Wake up guys! The King of the Green Slime from...Wake up guys! The King of the Green Slime from PJ's movie is back. And this time I think he's one of the bad guys. |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
04-18-2011, 07:13 AM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,892,329
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Tuor in Gondolin
Grima: Does this bug you? I'm not touching you. ...
Grima: Does this bug you? I'm not touching you. Does this bug you? Eowyn: Eomer, get in here. Grima's been at the mead cask again! |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
03-21-2011, 06:13 PM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,892,329
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Tuor in Gondolin
Eowyn: Isn't everyone here phony?
Aragorn: So...
Eowyn: Isn't everyone here phony? Aragorn: So what's youtr sign? Btw, do you realize in a few thousand years all of the zodiac will move up and by the 6th or 7th Age everyone will raed their... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
02-26-2011, 03:00 PM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,892,329
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Tuor in Gondolin
As the Rohirrim leapt forward in their...As the Rohirrim leapt forward in their irrisistable charge at PJ a full throated chant sprang from everyone's lips: UNION! UNION! UNION! |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
12-24-2010, 09:01 AM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,892,329
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Tuor in Gondolin
Sadly, Merry and Pippin's chimneysweep business ...
Sadly, Merry and Pippin's chimneysweep business failed after they indulged once too often in Treebeard's water elexir. |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
12-20-2010, 09:07 AM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,892,329
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Tuor in Gondolin
Bilbo looks out the window and begins the ...
Bilbo looks out the window and begins the original version of his work There and Back Again "It was a dark and stormy night... |
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