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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
11-13-2017, 03:17 PM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,891,740
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Valesse
It was that moment when Gandalf the Istar became...
It was that moment when Gandalf the Istar became Gandalf the Astaire. |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
06-06-2009, 07:24 PM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,891,740
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Haldir discovers that extreme roller hockey just...
Haldir discovers that extreme roller hockey just wasn't for him. |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
06-05-2009, 09:47 PM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,891,740
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Valesse
Across the Hornburg was heard "Red light! Green...
Across the Hornburg was heard "Red light! Green light! One... two... three!" OR MMORPG lag. Always at the worst times. |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
02-02-2009, 10:07 AM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,891,740
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Valesse
Fighting for several scenes Legolas and Aragorn...
Fighting for several scenes Legolas and Aragorn had finally managed to wrangle back the fantasy epic aura to their entire plight when once again it was ruined by Gimli, plugged into his "Iplod",... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
01-26-2009, 10:24 AM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,891,740
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Valesse
Defeated once again in a night long dance-off,...
Defeated once again in a night long dance-off, Isildur's heir fell to his knees. Legolas: You knew it was folly, Aragorn, he is the Disco King after all. |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
01-26-2009, 12:18 AM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,891,740
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Valesse
Hey Diddle, diddle
With a dwarf in the middle ...
Hey Diddle, diddle With a dwarf in the middle And Legolas feeling like a loon. Aragorn scoffed to see such a sight When the dish ran away with the spoon. |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
12-29-2008, 09:35 PM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,891,740
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Valesse
The King of the Dead just had one of those poker...
The King of the Dead just had one of those poker faces... or a face that looked like it had come against a kind of hot poker. King of the Dead: "Yeah... it's a crown AND a helmit, dude... and get... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
11-14-2008, 04:16 PM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,891,740
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Valesse
Saurman: "Dear dark diary..."
Grima: "Saurman?...
Saurman: "Dear dark diary..." Grima: "Saurman? Are you... blogging?" Saurman: "What? No! Never!" *mutters* "nosey git... I'll see you later, LJ." OR Grima found him again in front of the... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
05-04-2008, 09:30 AM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,891,740
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Valesse
Arwen, Figwit, and Legolas say their tearful...
Arwen, Figwit, and Legolas say their tearful farewells as Legolas is slowly devoured by Elrond's hair. |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
04-25-2008, 07:30 PM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,891,740
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Valesse
Gandalf: Alright, now we bring our hands back,...
Gandalf: Alright, now we bring our hands back, snap, then grab one another's thumbs... yeah, just like that. Guard: Swell! So I'm part of the Fellowship now? Gandalf: Sure, but you have to pay for... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
04-22-2008, 08:47 PM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,891,740
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Valesse
Then somewhere far in the distance the campy...
Then somewhere far in the distance the campy stylings of the 1980s could be heard. Boromir, son of Denethor, knew that it was indeed his time in the sun. OR Boromir: But... but he has his nose!... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
03-28-2008, 12:45 PM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,891,740
Posted By
Valesse
Aragorn poses for a personal ad in The 'Downer: ...
Aragorn poses for a personal ad in The 'Downer: 84 y/o Ranger from Rivendell looking for his elven princess. Must enjoy manly stubble, pseudonyms and 'the natural' look. I enjoy long walks in... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
03-24-2008, 09:07 PM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,891,740
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Valesse
After lobbing a brick off of the balcony. ...
After lobbing a brick off of the balcony. Saruman: Scram you little punk! The Capulets don't even live on this block! ...And stay away from my roses! Rotten, good-fer-nothing kids always running... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
10-05-2007, 02:46 PM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,891,740
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Valesse
Stopped by another troop of wayward adventurers,...
Stopped by another troop of wayward adventurers, the Fellowship pauses to ask a question which had been laying heavily on their minds after hearing about Saruman's change from 'white' to 'many... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
09-30-2007, 09:52 PM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,891,740
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Valesse
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
07-03-2007, 01:45 AM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,891,740
Posted By
Valesse
Luthien: You remembered to turn off the oven,...
Luthien: You remembered to turn off the oven, didn't you? And the stove, right? You checked the stove..? What about the coffee maker? Hm? The water heater? I seriously hope you didn't leave that... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
05-21-2007, 02:02 PM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,891,740
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Saruman in mid coughing fit from the shock of...
Saruman in mid coughing fit from the shock of consuming man-flesh due to a mistake made by the new orkish employee in his personal Mikky-D's. |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
01-07-2007, 12:12 AM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,891,740
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Valesse
* Boromir88's image:
Boromir: I heard elves...
* Boromir88's image: Boromir: I heard elves are vunerable to arm pit lint. Aragorn: What? Legolas: What?? *Checks* Boromir: I also heard that the word "Gullible" is written on the gates of... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
01-03-2007, 05:00 PM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,891,740
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Valesse
Aragorn: Mwahahaha... those guys at McDonald's...
Aragorn: Mwahahaha... those guys at McDonald's aren't going to know what hit them! 3,000 Happy meals... to go! :D Legolas: I want the -good- toy this time, too! OR Everyone: Three-thousand... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
01-02-2007, 05:23 PM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,891,740
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Valesse
Frodo tries to tempt Cher with the one ring
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Frodo tries to tempt Cher with the one ring ...and finds that offering the diva the cursed jewelry was even more frightening than when he decided to offer it to Galadriel. Even with the... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
12-04-2006, 08:35 PM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,891,740
Posted By
Valesse
Aragorn: Alright old man, this has gone on long...
Aragorn: Alright old man, this has gone on long enough. The only way to settle our arguement now is by... a Dance Off! Legolas! Clear the floor... Theoden King is about to try to out shimmy Strider!... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
12-04-2006, 12:44 AM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,891,740
Posted By
Valesse
"Not asking me to dance this time, too?!" Thought...
"Not asking me to dance this time, too?!" Thought a crazed Rosie Cotten while lifting a heavy barrel of lagger into the air and sending the hobbits around her running in fear. "We'll see who'll just... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
12-03-2006, 09:59 AM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,891,740
Posted By
Valesse
Samwise had no idea Rosie was a female wrestler,...
Samwise had no idea Rosie was a female wrestler, but from how she just turned Ted Sandyman 'on his head', it was obvious she had a great deal of experiance. (Needless to say this entire prospect was... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
11-07-2006, 10:40 AM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,891,740
Posted By
Valesse
Orc: This had better not be about vacuum...
Orc: This had better not be about vacuum cleaners. OR Sam: Okay I wasn't going to ask, but now it's just bothering me... why are you wearing rolls of film for breast plates? You can't seriously... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
10-16-2006, 09:40 AM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,891,740
Posted By
Valesse
After a long day of marching and making gutteral...
After a long day of marching and making gutteral throat noises "Heblob" decided he was long due for a visit to the spa. OR He might not be a looker to our standards, but he was prom king at... |
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