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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
08-14-2010, 07:03 AM
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Replies: 150
Views: 64,648
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narfforc
What would you call a noldo in...
What would you call a noldo in Texas....................................Gnome on the Range. |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
08-14-2010, 07:00 AM
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Replies: 150
Views: 64,648
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narfforc
What sort of bread do hobbits...
What sort of bread do hobbits like.........................................................shortbread |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
04-11-2010, 09:32 AM
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Replies: 150
Views: 64,648
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narfforc
How many Istari does it take to change a light...
How many Istari does it take to change a light bulb?......................It would depend on what they were trying to change it into. |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
07-09-2009, 02:47 AM
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Replies: 150
Views: 64,648
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narfforc
A man and his wife visit the doctor complaining...
A man and his wife visit the doctor complaining about the lack of sleep. 'He keeps me awake all night speaking in Elven tongue' moans the wife. 'I can't help it doctor, all night I dream that I wrote... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
03-23-2007, 01:10 AM
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Replies: 150
Views: 64,648
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narfforc
Q: What's the connection between Saruman the...
Q: What's the connection between Saruman the White, Gandalf the Grey and Radagast the Brown. |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
09-03-2006, 09:01 AM
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Replies: 150
Views: 64,648
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narfforc
Sorry Richard Ashcroft.
Two Orcs are sat on guard at the eaves of Fangorn, the first turns to the other and complains about his empty stomach and the maggoty bread. The second Orc says: Just think it was only a week ago... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
05-31-2006, 06:35 PM
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Replies: 150
Views: 64,648
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narfforc
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
05-28-2005, 05:56 AM
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Replies: 150
Views: 64,648
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narfforc
Q. What has got two grey legs and two brown legs?...
Q. What has got two grey legs and two brown legs? A. An Oliphaunt with an upset stomach. Q. What did the orc say after The Battle of the Fords of Isen A. I am so full, I coulnt eat another... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
02-18-2005, 07:24 AM
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Replies: 150
Views: 64,648
Posted By
narfforc
More small books.
1. Rivercraft, Sailboats and Canoes (Drogo Baggins). 2. Swimming for Beginners (Primula Baggins). 3. Tree Conservation (Saruman of Many Colours). ... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
02-17-2005, 04:25 PM
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Replies: 150
Views: 64,648
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narfforc
Bear with me
Beorn walks into The Prancing Pony and says to Barliman Butterbur, "A pint of ale and..................................................................................a packet of crisps please",... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
02-17-2005, 05:48 AM
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Replies: 150
Views: 64,648
Posted By
narfforc
Smallest books in Middle-Earth
1. The Dwarven book of Dating (Dis). 2. The Hobbit Diet Book (Dr Fatty Lumpkin) or The Fatkins Diet. 3. The Orkish Etiquette Book (Gorbag). 4. Advanced Mathematics for Trolls.... |
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