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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
12-19-2006, 06:59 AM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,892,735
Posted By
Gothmog
Gimli: Quick, Fair-haired Legolas, what's 2+1?
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Gimli: Quick, Fair-haired Legolas, what's 2+1? Fair-haired Legolas: ............................ (No offence, blondes ;) ) |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
12-17-2006, 12:17 PM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,892,735
Posted By
Gothmog
Mods of the Downs: Hey Sauron, Fordim specificly...
Mods of the Downs: Hey Sauron, Fordim specificly said "No flaming the movies" (http://forum.barrowdowns.com/showthread.php?t=13364) as rule number one! One more time and you're out of here! OR ... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
10-02-2006, 01:27 PM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,892,735
Posted By
Gothmog
An ad for BD?
Terry Slogan? (http://forum.barrowdowns.com/showthread.php?t=12692) The Barrow Downs: Not for easily scared hobbits! The Barrow Downs: Don't dress in wight! The Barrow Downs: Where the... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
09-27-2006, 03:48 AM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,892,735
Posted By
Gothmog
Ian: This is how you make a paper Nazgul
PJ:...
Ian: This is how you make a paper Nazgul PJ: Great! Now we don't need those expensive computer generated monsters! OR PJ: Yuck! Who's the dead guy that's been using the script to blow his... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
09-25-2006, 04:28 AM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,892,735
Posted By
Gothmog
Denethor: Someone has super-glued my arms and...
Denethor: Someone has super-glued my arms and legs together! FAAARAAAMIIIR!!! OR: A tomato stain on my favourit dress, NOOOOO! OR: Denethor having a bad hair day. |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
09-05-2006, 08:48 AM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,892,735
Posted By
Gothmog
The annual soap bubble challenge:
Smaug:Lo! I'm...
The annual soap bubble challenge: Smaug:Lo! I'm blowing bubbles out of my nose! Bilbo: Oh, that's nothing. I've covered myself in bubbles! Just finishing my left leg... OR Little Red Riding... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
09-04-2006, 01:19 PM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,892,735
Posted By
Gothmog
Frodo thinking: I'm never been any good at...
Frodo thinking: I'm never been any good at sports, but now I've won 3 cups! Hope I don't get mugged... *sigh*:rolleyes: |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
03-27-2006, 04:33 PM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,892,735
Posted By
Gothmog
Pippin: NOOOOO!!!! He landed on the mushrooms!
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Pippin: NOOOOO!!!! He landed on the mushrooms! OR The result of Shire's Annual Beer Drinking Contest: Oliphant: AAuuouohhh..... ZZZZZZZZZ Pippin: Fine asch... Alchj...Ale here at oursch... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
03-16-2006, 02:42 PM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,892,735
Posted By
Gothmog
Gandalf has finally finished his...
Gandalf has finally finished his sewing-the-cloak-to-his-arms work and are now ready to try it out: "If Balrogs can fly (without wings?), I can do it!" EDIT: the lost brother Gandalf the Wright? ... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
03-08-2006, 04:29 AM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,892,735
Posted By
Gothmog
Just so no-one else need to post the obvious...
Sam: Is that who I think it is? Frodo in a very tired voice: Yes, it's Gandalf. Uncloaking again... OR Sam: Is that what I think it is? Frodo in an almost as tired voice: Yes, it's <insert... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
03-04-2006, 11:20 AM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,892,735
Posted By
Gothmog
During the siege, the forces of Mordor kept...
During the siege, the forces of Mordor kept throwing rocks over the walls. Therefore Boromir decided to give them some Rock back! OR Boromir: Disco's dead! Long live disco! All hail, the new... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
02-09-2006, 01:12 PM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,892,735
Posted By
Gothmog
Denethor filming his famous commercial for...
Denethor filming his famous commercial for baby-oil OR Denethor filming his famous commercial for "Strider Shampoo - Keeps Your Hair Greasy and Grimy like Your Hero's" |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
02-07-2006, 02:19 PM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,892,735
Posted By
Gothmog
Isildur measuring Elrond's head: Heehee, if I...
Isildur measuring Elrond's head: Heehee, if I hold it like...this, the half-elven's head over there is no bigger that a ring! OR Isildur was a bit disturbed by the shining shape that hovered... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
01-29-2006, 02:18 PM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,892,735
Posted By
Gothmog
Two of the contestants for "fanciest headgear"...
Two of the contestants for "fanciest headgear" were both fighting to get to the trophy (which by the way was given to Sauron despite heavy protests) OR This is one of the occasions when the... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
01-21-2006, 04:50 PM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,892,735
Posted By
Gothmog
Been a while since I was here... Don't expect too much =)
Pippin: Merry, is that you? Come here and help me, these contacts Treebeard left is too big. Besides, I have no idea what to do with this fake ent-nose! OR Pippin to the 7 feet tall Merry: How... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
01-13-2006, 05:02 PM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,892,735
Posted By
Gothmog
I think it's time for a new thread on the Downs:...
I think it's time for a new thread on the Downs: Eomer's armor........vs Eomer's evil twin's armor? OR Eomer: Ha! You don't even look like me! Don't come here and think that you are me! Fake... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
01-12-2006, 02:22 PM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,892,735
Posted By
Gothmog
Merry: I offer thee my sword, my king.
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Merry: I offer thee my sword, my king. Theoden: That's not your sword... Hey, it's mine! OR Merry stood there dumbstruck. He had never been very good with (s)words. OR |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
12-23-2005, 04:31 AM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,892,735
Posted By
Gothmog
Theoden's sword is actually stuck in his own...
Theoden's sword is actually stuck in his own back, something Aragorn is trying to help him with... OR Theoden: AAaahhhh Aliens! There's something's inside me! Aragorn: No late TV-nights for... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
12-21-2005, 10:25 AM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,892,735
Posted By
Gothmog
Gandalf's attempts to become "the white" was...
Gandalf's attempts to become "the white" was revealed as fake as he used way too much powder! OR Even Gandalf the Mighty sank through the snow. It didn't matter how high speed he had, not even... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
12-04-2005, 11:08 AM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,892,735
Posted By
Gothmog
Bilbo's impersonation of Ozzy in his show amused...
Bilbo's impersonation of Ozzy in his show amused the young hobbits. It was perfect! OR Bilbo: What am I suppossed to do with you then? When they asked me what I wanted for present, I said... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
12-04-2005, 05:47 AM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,892,735
Posted By
Gothmog
Sam: Is that to hard? Well, ok. Try this: Three...
Sam: Is that to hard? Well, ok. Try this: Three switched witches watch three Swatch watch switches. Which switched witch watch which Swatch watch switch? Gollum................??????????????? OR... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
12-03-2005, 05:24 AM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,892,735
Posted By
Gothmog
Gollum the Great (Schizofrenic) (sp?)
Sam: It's you! You, you stinking creature! Gollum: What does it mean "you"? Me or... Gollum: ...me? Gollum: We don't know my precioussss Gollum: Precious? Really? Oh, thank me! Gollum: Me is... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
12-02-2005, 08:13 PM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,892,735
Posted By
Gothmog
Sam and Gollum discussing some great questions of ME:
Gollum: But do they have wings or not? Sam: Well, if we look at the facts.................. OR Gollum: I don't understand. Who saved Frodo if it wasn't Arwen? Sam: Well, there's this guy... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
11-21-2005, 07:39 AM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,892,735
Posted By
Gothmog
Gandalf: A wizard is never late, nor is he early....
Gandalf: A wizard is never late, nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he intended to! |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
11-20-2005, 03:07 PM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,892,735
Posted By
Gothmog
Gandalf has been playing with fireworks again:
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Gandalf has been playing with fireworks again: Gandalf: So what did you think? Too much gun powder? Anybody? OR Gandalf: No, PJ I won't do it again. There's the Burger Express and I'm... |
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