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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 01-18-2008, 01:43 AM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,869,608
Posted By Maeggaladiel
"...Or barring that, some catnip, precioussss....

"...Or barring that, some catnip, precioussss. GOLLUM! GOLLUM!"
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 05-23-2007, 06:05 PM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,869,608
Posted By Maeggaladiel
After failing in their plans to aid Sauron in...

After failing in their plans to aid Sauron in world domination, Grima and Saruman open a drive-thru for Oiliphaunt riders and live happily ever after:

"YOUR CHEESEBURGER, SIR! HAVE A NICE DAY, OR...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 03-15-2007, 12:21 PM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,869,608
Posted By Maeggaladiel
Mock my mustache, will they? I'll make them all...

Mock my mustache, will they? I'll make them all pay. It does NOT look like a pair of leeches on my face.
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 03-02-2007, 04:50 PM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,869,608
Posted By Maeggaladiel
Aragorn: Party at Theoden's place. Pass it on.

Aragorn: Party at Theoden's place. Pass it on.
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 02-10-2007, 02:34 PM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,869,608
Posted By Maeggaladiel
"Play this card to instantly kill any overly...

"Play this card to instantly kill any overly large creature in your opponent's deck with a flashy cg'ed fight sequence. This card can also cause any 'fangirl' card in your opponent's deck to faint...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 01-26-2007, 02:30 PM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,869,608
Posted By Maeggaladiel
Sam: So you ARE the one who TPed the...

Sam: So you ARE the one who TPed the Sackville-Baggins' back yard. I'll betcha didn't know they were members of the NRA, huh?

F: Shut up and hide me. Lobellia's out for blood.
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 10-24-2006, 12:42 PM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,869,608
Posted By Maeggaladiel
Boromir was ready for his staredown contest with...

Boromir was ready for his staredown contest with Sauron.

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He may get shot full of holes, but at least he'll still have perfect retinas.
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 10-16-2006, 02:51 PM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,869,608
Posted By Maeggaladiel
Orc offscreen 1: Poor Grishnuk lost his nose in a...

Orc offscreen 1: Poor Grishnuk lost his nose in a fight.

Orc offscreen 2: How does he smell?

Orc offscreen 1: AWFUL!

Orcs offscreen: BWAHAHAHA!!!!

Grishnuk: I swear, if you guys make that...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 10-06-2006, 12:40 PM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,869,608
Posted By Maeggaladiel
Sam is so busy admiring Gandalf's fireworks...

Sam is so busy admiring Gandalf's fireworks display that he doesn't notice Merry setting his hair on fire.


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In order to lure Smeagol off the cliffs above them, Sam puts on his best "Tasty...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 10-05-2006, 08:38 AM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,869,608
Posted By Maeggaladiel
Gosh, NOTHING spooks these horses.

Gosh, NOTHING spooks these horses.
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 10-03-2006, 02:45 PM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,869,608
Posted By Maeggaladiel
Frodo takes the term "Hands off" quite literally....

Frodo takes the term "Hands off" quite literally.

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Frodo began to grow weary of the Adams Family's strange pet wandering into their campsite.


OR
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 09-01-2006, 12:09 AM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,869,608
Posted By Maeggaladiel
"Wonder Quadruplets... ACTIVATE!!" OR ...

"Wonder Quadruplets... ACTIVATE!!"

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At the end of a long day on the hunt, the victorious pumpkin hunters toast their success. This pumpkin would no longer terrorize the good citizens of...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 08-18-2006, 11:42 PM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,869,608
Posted By Maeggaladiel
A scene from the film Crouching Hobbit, Hidden...

A scene from the film Crouching Hobbit, Hidden Director.

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PJ: Check out this sweet new cloak of invisibility I've got in my hands.


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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 08-10-2006, 12:51 AM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,869,608
Posted By Maeggaladiel
You know what they say: It's all fun and games...

You know what they say: It's all fun and games until Leif Erikson gets a pipe lodged in his throat.


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The hobbits learned a very important lesson that day: "Don't make fun of a Viking's...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 08-03-2006, 11:55 PM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,869,608
Posted By Maeggaladiel
Come on, children! Follow the bouncing ball for a...

Come on, children! Follow the bouncing ball for a Lord of the Rings sing-along!!


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Aragorn: "Foogray?" What an interesting surname. Is it French? "Fugret?"


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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 07-30-2006, 11:16 PM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,869,608
Posted By Maeggaladiel
"When they make a statue of me, I wanna be in a...

"When they make a statue of me, I wanna be in a pose just like this."


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The hobbits decide to answer the age old question of "How many Rangers does it take to light a lantern?"

Part...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 07-12-2006, 01:05 AM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,869,608
Posted By Maeggaladiel
Merry and Pippin realize too late that they've...

Merry and Pippin realize too late that they've wandered into the Killing Club Meet, not the Grilling Club Meet.

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Pippin: I don't think this is the All You Can Eat Buffet.
Merry: Told you...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 06-28-2006, 12:05 AM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,869,608
Posted By Maeggaladiel
Nasgul: G-guys, I think that tower is watching us...

Nasgul: G-guys, I think that tower is watching us again!


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Nasgul: Aaaaand it looks like we've got some heavy traffic on Interstate Six today, so if you're trying to get in or out of...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 06-26-2006, 12:58 AM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,869,608
Posted By Maeggaladiel
Faramir: Oh no, here's another one. Just ignore...

Faramir: Oh no, here's another one. Just ignore him, men.

Frodo: Please sir, can you spare some change for a poor young hobbit down on his luck??



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Faramir never knew that hobbits had...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 06-13-2006, 03:16 PM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,869,608
Posted By Maeggaladiel
Sam: In all my years, I never would have guessed...

Sam: In all my years, I never would have guessed that YOU were the White Power Ranger, Mister Serkis.

Andy: We defeats the powerss of darknesss, precious!!
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 06-07-2006, 01:22 AM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,869,608
Posted By Maeggaladiel
Shelob: Dat punk's gonna learn not to mess with...

Shelob: Dat punk's gonna learn not to mess with da Spyder Gang, yo!!

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Shelob: I told you once before, I do NOT want to buy any Hobbit Scout cookies! Now get off my lawn, you little...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 06-06-2006, 11:34 AM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,869,608
Posted By Maeggaladiel
Brego: Don't worry Aragorn. I've got your back. ...

Brego: Don't worry Aragorn. I've got your back.

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The Rohirrim loved playing Extreme Horse Bowling. Aragorn didn't know why he always had to be the pin.

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Brego: He's so dreamy...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 06-01-2006, 01:51 PM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,869,608
Posted By Maeggaladiel
Denethor needs to build up a certain speed before...

Denethor needs to build up a certain speed before his +5 Coat of Gliding can sustain flight.
*runs to city's edge*
Denethor: Up, Up, and AWAAAAAAAYYYY!!!!!


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Denethor can't figure out...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 05-26-2006, 01:43 PM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,869,608
Posted By Maeggaladiel
Galadriel: Okay sweetie, this time let's give you...

Galadriel: Okay sweetie, this time let's give you bangs and maybe a few light brown highlights, hmm?

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Galadriel: Now, you just stay in the Time-Out chair and think about what you've done!...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 05-25-2006, 11:44 AM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,869,608
Posted By Maeggaladiel
Theoden demonstrates his exceptional flamenco...

Theoden demonstrates his exceptional flamenco dancing skills to the orcs, but his talent is wasted on the uncultured beasts.
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