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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 10-04-2005, 08:43 AM
Replies: 14,193
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Posted By The Perky Ent
Leaf Look behind Sam. Since when were there flowers in...

Look behind Sam. Since when were there flowers in Mordor?
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 10-03-2005, 12:29 PM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,897,366
Posted By The Perky Ent
Dark-Eye Frodo had no time for Aunt Polly's chores, as he...

Frodo had no time for Aunt Polly's chores, as he wanted to play with Huck....I mean, Gollum, in Mount Doom.

or

Sam always cried when he realized he wasn't part of Gollum's popular clique.

or...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 10-01-2005, 03:16 PM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,897,366
Posted By The Perky Ent
Pipe Bilbo: Look at me! I'm Perky, the pipe weed...

Bilbo: Look at me! I'm Perky, the pipe weed pusher!

Gandalf: Hush now! We'll have no more of that until WWXII


or

Gandalf: Do you realize that your pipe is bigger than your stunt double?
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 09-27-2005, 12:51 PM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,897,366
Posted By The Perky Ent
Faramir was debating his choice for Pledge week ...

Faramir was debating his choice for Pledge week

or

Pippin: No! Stop! Stop burning him!

Legolas: My danger senses are tingling! To the tombs!

*two minutes later*
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 09-27-2005, 12:24 PM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,897,366
Posted By The Perky Ent
Unfortunatly, Smokey the Bear wouldnt' be...

Unfortunatly, Smokey the Bear wouldnt' be lecturing in Gondor until the day after

or

Denethor: Now remember boys! For the history book: Me and Faramir single handedly killed all the orcs, and...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 09-27-2005, 12:14 PM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,897,366
Posted By The Perky Ent
Little did the Gondorians know that what they...

Little did the Gondorians know that what they would burning would actually turn out to be the ent wives.


or


Denethor: Order! ORDER! Yes, thank you. The first annual meeting of Pyromaniacs...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 09-24-2005, 02:05 PM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,897,366
Posted By The Perky Ent
Silmaril As one of the most powerful of the Maiar,...

As one of the most powerful of the Maiar, Sauron's hickups were much more lethal!
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 09-24-2005, 09:28 AM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,897,366
Posted By The Perky Ent
Silmaril After killing Sauron, the men of Gondor turned...

After killing Sauron, the men of Gondor turned him into Pelagir's first human lighthouse
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 09-23-2005, 05:45 PM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,897,366
Posted By The Perky Ent
Frodo: *sigh* He ate the phial...again :(

Frodo: *sigh* He ate the phial...again :(
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 09-23-2005, 02:20 PM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,897,366
Posted By The Perky Ent
Pinnochio grows a nose when he lies. Sauron...

Pinnochio grows a nose when he lies. Sauron starts glowing.


Sauron: Grr...stuipd Duracel!
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 09-23-2005, 11:41 AM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,897,366
Posted By The Perky Ent
Silmaril Shiny Sauron

Theoden: You're going to change the picture so soon?

Gandalf: Yes. I'm having a flashback...

http://www.educa.aragob.es/iespgaza/ecobachillerato/webquestseco/grupo7/sauron.jpg
For Holloween,...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 09-23-2005, 10:00 AM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,897,366
Posted By The Perky Ent
1420! Mmmm....Donut....

*stares into camera*

Theoden: What do you call it?

Gandalf: We call it *slaps hand on screen* Mr. Rental. There's a new technology out where you can watch the movie before it's even finished!
...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 09-22-2005, 08:39 PM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,897,366
Posted By The Perky Ent
Theoden: >.< Iceberg! That wasn't on the map! ...

Theoden: >.< Iceberg! That wasn't on the map!

Guy in Center: Um..yes it was! I told you twenty times it was

Theoden: Yeah...but your hat kinda threw me off. I mean, look at it!

or

Theoden...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 09-22-2005, 03:46 PM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,897,366
Posted By The Perky Ent
Frodo: :O Shinobi attack! or As the...

Frodo: :O Shinobi attack!

or

As the ring magically destoryed in Frodo's pocket, he found to his dismay that all this time Merry, Sam, and Pippin and been Nazgul!

or

Frodo:...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 09-21-2005, 12:22 AM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,897,366
Posted By The Perky Ent
Leaf Because Captain Obvious hasn't suffered my full wrath yet!

Elrond: *licks lips* Well? What are you waiting for? You gonna destory that ring, or what?
Frodo: Where is Bilbo?
Elrond: Bilbo?!? :eek: um...he...went....out...
Aragorn: Where?
Elrond: Um....I...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 09-20-2005, 09:29 PM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,897,366
Posted By The Perky Ent
Tolkien Elrond: Nine companions. So be it! You shall be...

Elrond: Nine companions. So be it! You shall be the fellowship of the ...of the...um...suggestions, anyone?
Pippin: Pipe weed!
Boromir: Minas Tirith!
Aragorn: Athelas!
Legolas: We love you...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 09-20-2005, 09:02 PM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,897,366
Posted By The Perky Ent
*Aragorn dissapears into the wardrobe* Legolas:...

*Aragorn dissapears into the wardrobe*
Legolas: *gasp* Aragorn is gone!
Elrond: :rolleyes: very good Legolas. Have another chew toy!
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 09-20-2005, 08:00 PM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,897,366
Posted By The Perky Ent
Elrond: Wait a minute! No one is leaving...

Elrond: Wait a minute! No one is leaving Rivendell until I find out who stole...my cookie? Who stole the cookie from my cookie jar? Pippin stole the cookie from the cookie jar!
Pippin: Who me?...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 09-20-2005, 06:23 PM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,897,366
Posted By The Perky Ent
*grabs Isildur by the throat* Elrond: Welcome...

*grabs Isildur by the throat*
Elrond: Welcome to Mordor, Mr. Ander- I mean Isildur!
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 09-18-2005, 10:23 AM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,897,366
Posted By The Perky Ent
Gandalf: Hmm...what's this? ~*~ The Life of...

Gandalf: Hmm...what's this?

~*~ The Life of Eru ~*~
A memoir


Hmm....yes.....oh that will be good...yes...oh I did not just go there!
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 09-18-2005, 09:40 AM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,897,366
Posted By The Perky Ent
Gandalf: Here follows the account of Isildur,...

Gandalf: Here follows the account of Isildur, 3434 of the Second Age.

Blech! No wonder those orcs killed him *kicks giant statue of Isildur on his way out of Minas Tirith*
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 09-17-2005, 07:48 PM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,897,366
Posted By The Perky Ent
Legolas: You have my bow Rohan soldier:...

Legolas: You have my bow

Rohan soldier: Really? Wow! I don't know what to say!

Legolas: Psyke! Heh! You should have seen your face

Rohan: Where's an army of orcs when I need one?

Army of...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 09-16-2005, 11:02 PM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,897,366
Posted By The Perky Ent
White Tree I don't know if I can do this, but...

PJ: Ok, and the next shot we're filming tomrrow...


http://www.brego.net/upphotos/galleryimage_image_321.jpg

Man in the back: Yes! Hama lives again!

Rohirrim in front: Wow! I can't believe...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 09-14-2005, 10:57 PM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,897,366
Posted By The Perky Ent
Leaf To play with the Fortunatly/Unfortunatly ...

Unfortunatly, Merry didn't see the horn of Gondor tied to Boromir, banged into it, and passed out.

---or---

Aragorn: Wait a minute...why aren't the orcs chasing us anymore?
Legolas: I feel...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 09-13-2005, 06:08 PM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,897,366
Posted By The Perky Ent
Gimli took notes as he watched Peter Jackson...

Gimli took notes as he watched Peter Jackson lynch the remaining in swankytown
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