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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
09-21-2012, 01:15 PM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,892,296
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Gandalf was forced to admit that, no, he'd never...Gandalf was forced to admit that, no, he'd never marvelled at the beauty of it; but if Elrond didn't stop showing off about that new robe he was going to scratch his eyes out. |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
09-11-2012, 03:44 PM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,892,296
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Seventies night was always a popular event in the...Seventies night was always a popular event in the Elven-king's hall. |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
09-11-2012, 06:56 AM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,892,296
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The people of Mirkwood were still no closer to...The people of Mirkwood were still no closer to finding out who had stolen all of their BacoFoil. |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
09-18-2010, 07:26 AM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,892,296
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David Weatherley: "'Uh oh, here comes Peter. This...David Weatherley: "'Uh oh, here comes Peter. This is the last time I'm going to sneak you two a doner kebab while the cameras are rolling." |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
02-05-2007, 05:49 AM
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Replies: 14,193
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An hellish visionThe court gazed on, petrified with fear. "Well if that's what they look like in a cinema," thought Gandalf, "I'm going to have to close my eyes on the DVD." |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
09-25-2006, 07:03 AM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,892,296
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The horror"Never again shall I bet on De Montfort to win the Boat Race" "After opening a few windows, Denethor made Pippin promise to cut down his protein intake" "A short time later, the Steward... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
08-23-2006, 08:24 AM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,892,296
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A couple for the BritsThe Barrow-wight: "Big Issue, mate?" *** Alternatively: Frodo: The Funky Gibbon? That was thirty years ago, Bill. Get over it. |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
08-23-2006, 05:56 AM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,892,296
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The Rime of the Ancient Barrow-wight (abridged)He holds him with his skinny hand, `There was a post' quoth he. `Hold off ! unhand me, penguin green!' Eftsoons the thread locked he. *** I fear thee, ancient Barrow-wight! I fear thy... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
09-30-2005, 01:45 PM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,892,296
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Another tired old smoking gagSince Bogart wouldn't be born for several thousand years, Gandalf was forced to resort to frowning meaningfully. |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
08-16-2005, 06:05 PM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,892,296
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Copy just in from the Amon Rûdh caption scriptoriumÉowyn - "My bed-pan needs emptying, Sister-daughter" - Éowyn was suspicious of Gríma's suggestion that she put her inky cloak aside. Legolas - Prompt! - With seven hours of filming... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
06-21-2004, 02:52 PM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,892,296
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The Squatter of Amon Rûdh
Another one for the latest pictureAragorn and Gandalf were very pleased with the result of the practical joke they'd worked out in Hollin. |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
10-21-2002, 09:34 AM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,892,296
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The Squatter of Amon Rûdh
Aragorn: We're lost, aren't we? Truly is it said...Aragorn: We're lost, aren't we? Truly is it said "Do not follow the directions of Wizards, for they are potty and have no sense of direction." Gandalf: Shut up, Estel. You're not too old to get... |
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