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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 03-25-2020, 09:05 PM
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Posted By THE Ka
"No one leaves here alive until one of you lot...

"No one leaves here alive until one of you lot confesses who took Priscilla on a joyride across the Bruinen."
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 03-16-2013, 01:22 AM
Replies: 14,193
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Posted By THE Ka
Legolas: Ok, you can do this. Remember how dad...

Legolas: Ok, you can do this. Remember how dad said... Handles are for babies, pre-game from the bottom up!
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 03-01-2013, 03:41 PM
Replies: 14,193
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Posted By THE Ka
Gandalf: Sheesh, looks like another property tax...

Gandalf: Sheesh, looks like another property tax evasion. Well, might as well lend a hand with that. Wizards are always marked under unnecessary guests in this part of Hobbiton... Maybe some illegal...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 01-18-2013, 08:41 PM
Replies: 14,193
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Posted By THE Ka
Pipe http://cdn.theatlantic.com/static/mt/assets/cultur...

http://cdn.theatlantic.com/static/mt/assets/culture_test/the%20hobbit.jpg

Thorin: For the love of - It's just a dinner! Follow the instructions starting from the backside of the third page, second...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 12-30-2012, 07:22 PM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,868,980
Posted By THE Ka
Bilbo soon learns that no one is safe from...

Bilbo soon learns that no one is safe from Gandalf's surprise hair-ball fits.
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 11-04-2008, 12:02 AM
Replies: 14,193
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Posted By THE Ka
Saruman: Grima, where's your nephew? Grima:...

Saruman: Grima, where's your nephew?

Grima: Who? Oh, um, I devoured him.

Saruman: That's barbaric!

... Is there any left?


~ Ka
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 09-16-2008, 11:25 PM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,868,980
Posted By THE Ka
Merry: Oh poor Pippin... Don't look now but...

Merry: Oh poor Pippin... Don't look now but here's another dinner rush and they've got coupons!

Pippin: Say that again and this mug is going straight up your tush.

or....


Pippin could...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 06-22-2008, 04:40 PM
Replies: 14,193
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Posted By THE Ka
Gimli: Yeah, sorry to be so abrupt with this but...

Gimli: Yeah, sorry to be so abrupt with this but I'm beaming out. See you losers later.

Legolas: *snooze*

Boromir: I hope no one discovers that 'loose pounds with Boromir the Dicso King'...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 05-05-2008, 11:12 PM
Replies: 14,193
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Posted By THE Ka
Elrond: He'll eat nutritious lembas and swallow...

Elrond:
He'll eat nutritious lembas and swallow raw nightengale eggs.
Try to build up his shoulders, his chest, ears, and legs.
Such an effort if he only knew of my plan.
In just seven days, I...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 04-28-2008, 08:47 PM
Replies: 14,193
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Posted By THE Ka
Little Known Elven Fact: When greeting a fellow...

Little Known Elven Fact: When greeting a fellow dignitary, it is customary for notible figures to approach one another and shake each others' ears. This acts as an efficient VIP badge...

Arwen: Ah...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 04-24-2008, 08:58 PM
Replies: 14,193
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Posted By THE Ka
http://i202.photobucket.com/albums/aa168/The_Ka/ec...

http://i202.photobucket.com/albums/aa168/The_Ka/economiccrutchanyone.jpg

Gandalf: Again?! You have to be joking, last week it was only a dime!

Guard 1: Hey, hey, until you cut down on your...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 03-27-2008, 01:09 PM
Replies: 14,193
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Posted By THE Ka
Despite better judgement, Aragorn couldn't help...

Despite better judgement, Aragorn couldn't help showing off his teeth after brushing them in Galadriel's mirror.
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 03-25-2008, 12:45 AM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,868,980
Posted By THE Ka
http://i202.photobucket.com/albums/aa168/The_Ka/je...

http://i202.photobucket.com/albums/aa168/The_Ka/jerklike.jpg

Aragorn tries an alternative method of reclaiming the throne by 'dazzling' the people of Minas Tirith...

Aragorn: *clicks tongue,...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 03-25-2008, 12:01 AM
Replies: 14,193
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Posted By THE Ka
Saruman: What do YOU think you're looking at? ...

Saruman: What do YOU think you're looking at?

or...

Saruman: Ahem! I specifically said, 'dramatic background', not something Turner threw up!

~ Ka
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 12-10-2007, 11:19 PM
Replies: 14,193
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Posted By THE Ka
:D Why thank you, you've noticed the extra...

:D

Why thank you, you've noticed the extra masterplan if it was hailed with a shower of 'dare not post early!'. There was also the musing of using him as a handy warning of some kind, or mascot...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 12-08-2007, 08:00 PM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,868,980
Posted By THE Ka
Legolas was beginning to worry that his 'if all...

Legolas was beginning to worry that his 'if all else fails add shampoo to ale' measure to cure Gimli of his stank was going in a different direction...

Also, forgive me for trespassing the rules,...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 09-14-2007, 10:32 PM
Replies: 14,193
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Posted By THE Ka
Merry to themselves: Ugh, this line is worse than...

Merry to themselves: Ugh, this line is worse than after labour day sale at the Gap of Rohan... Speed it up there Sam-Chanel, you too Frodo-Mossimo!

~ Fashion a form of ugliness that we must...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 08-12-2007, 06:13 PM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,868,980
Posted By THE Ka
Legolas tries to help Gandalf through yet another...

Legolas tries to help Gandalf through yet another uncloaking transformarion, but it is useless, the cloak has taken over his senses...

**************************

Gandalf: Oh great! The Crazy...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 07-25-2007, 09:14 AM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,868,980
Posted By THE Ka
Turin amazes all at Calvin Klein when striking...

Turin amazes all at Calvin Klein when striking his full line of outlaw-abroad clothing and accessories...

Chief Photographer: It's divine!

Turin: *Sigh* Who needs Amon Rûdh after these...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 06-29-2007, 08:44 PM
Replies: 14,193
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Posted By THE Ka
Luthien: Don't loose heart! I can see the dark...

Luthien: Don't loose heart! I can see the dark fortress already!

Beren: Not to be of disappointment, but how can you actually see where you're going?

Luthien: ...You mean to say I'm blind as a...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 05-27-2007, 08:25 PM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,868,980
Posted By THE Ka
After the Sauron experience, many Nazgul had to...

After the Sauron experience, many Nazgul had to resort to cheap positions on the DIY network, or the multitude of 'chopper' spin offs...

Nazgul: ...And today we're gonna show how you too can...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 05-19-2007, 08:09 PM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,868,980
Posted By THE Ka
Saruman: Pickles?! Now it's tainted!! Henceforth...

Saruman: Pickles?! Now it's tainted!! Henceforth all prospecting cucumbers and vile pickles alike shall be scorged from the earth!

Grima: *Ahem*

Saruman: Oh yeah... Be sure to keep a look out...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 04-28-2007, 12:00 PM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,868,980
Posted By THE Ka
Gandalf: Over yonder to a new sunset and oh yeah,...

Gandalf: Over yonder to a new sunset and oh yeah, caption...

http://www.worth1000.com/entries/187000/187027MRTq_w.jpg

Gollum: Yeeah, I'm going to have to ask you two to cut down on the...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 04-28-2007, 02:25 AM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,868,980
Posted By THE Ka
Gandalf: *Sigh*, so much for frequent flyer...

Gandalf: *Sigh*, so much for frequent flyer miles...

Gwaihir: Pfft, hey, don't pull that one on me Gando-Mileage Run, I don't see you pulling a move to your wallet anytime soon...

~ No wings...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 03-31-2007, 08:26 AM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,868,980
Posted By THE Ka
Denethor: Hee heh... Ugh, I despise you all....

Denethor: Hee heh... Ugh, I despise you all. Right now I could be watching yet another re-run of Lost so I can find out if I've missed any other mind twisting detail over the past month, but no, I'm...
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