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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 07-29-2007, 03:45 AM |
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'Shelob, I know you desperately want a partner,...
'Shelob, I know you desperately want a partner, but I'm - not - a - spider.' |
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 03-24-2006, 01:37 AM |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 03-23-2006, 12:48 AM |
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Frodo: "This is the last time I'll accept...
Frodo: "This is the last time I'll accept Galadriel's free dental services..." OR Frodo finds out why Galadriel forbade him to drink from her mirror...the hard way. |
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 03-22-2006, 07:55 PM |
Replies: 14,193
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 03-22-2006, 07:26 PM |
Replies: 14,193
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Frodo: "This is disgusting, but whatever turns...
Frodo: "This is disgusting, but whatever turns Shelob on..." |
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 03-22-2006, 05:37 AM |
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Bilbo desperately needed a way to convince the...
Bilbo desperately needed a way to convince the hobbits that carbon dioxide does taste good on cake. |
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 03-20-2006, 07:03 PM |
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Studies show that drinking Hi-C increases a...
Studies show that drinking Hi-C increases a person's combustibility by 100%. |
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 03-19-2006, 02:31 AM |
Replies: 14,193
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After having found out from Gandalf that Aragorn...
After having found out from Gandalf that Aragorn is on his way to Minas Tirith, Denethor knew he needed MORE Vitamin C. |
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 03-15-2006, 02:43 AM |
Replies: 14,193
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Despite all his flatteries, Sauron's "Search for...
Despite all his flatteries, Sauron's "Search for the Beautiful Orc" pageant was not at all a hit. |
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 03-13-2006, 02:09 AM |
Replies: 14,193
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Frodo: "Excuse me, sirs. I don't mean to disturb...
Frodo: "Excuse me, sirs. I don't mean to disturb you, but I want you to know that there's an enormous vicious spider right behind you." OR Frodo: "Gollum, you <deleted>! . . . Hi, I'm Frodo,... |
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 03-10-2006, 02:01 AM |
Replies: 14,193
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Gimli, you simply must tell me . . . where oh...
Gimli, you simply must tell me . . . where oh where . . . did you get that perm? |
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 03-07-2006, 11:57 PM |
Replies: 14,193
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Gollum has been taking Bio classes for the nth...
Gollum has been taking Bio classes for the nth time, yet still he doesn't know the proper way to dissect a rabbit. |
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 03-06-2006, 02:06 AM |
Replies: 14,193
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Gollum wanted some exercise for his teeth, but he...
Gollum wanted some exercise for his teeth, but he never thought he'd overdo it. OR Gollum's going vegetarian. |
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 03-05-2006, 02:16 AM |
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,896,099
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Boromir was feeling inspired to write a new song:...
Boromir was feeling inspired to write a new song: No More "This Isn't Osgiliath." |
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 03-02-2006, 03:33 AM |
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,896,099
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Aragorn: "What do you mean I'm blending perfectly...
Aragorn: "What do you mean I'm blending perfectly with my background?" |
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 03-01-2006, 05:52 AM |
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,896,099
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 02-21-2006, 01:21 AM |
Replies: 14,193
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Eowyn: No...please...I'm scared of reptiles...
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Eowyn: No...please...I'm scared of reptiles... OR Eowyn: I'm NOT the Seer! Promise! OR Aragorn: *mutters* I knew I shouldn't have sliced those onions Arwen needed for her onion soup... |
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 02-20-2006, 01:55 AM |
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,896,099
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Bilbo's tried-and-tested sleeping pill: a Physics...
Bilbo's tried-and-tested sleeping pill: a Physics book. OR Bilbo shares an intimate moment with his walking stick. |
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 02-16-2006, 02:55 AM |
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,896,099
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Paying tribute to the infamous crazy scene of old...
Faramir: "Well, I warned you I'd be violent. Boromir is Boromir is not Faramir, and I know where Osgiliath is." OR, something else Faramir: "Well, I specifically said 'not if it lay by the... |
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 02-14-2006, 01:43 AM |
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,896,099
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(playing off Rune)
Grima: Answer me, Eowyn. Why...
(playing off Rune) Grima: Answer me, Eowyn. Why are you wearing your uncle's favorite dress? OR Grima: You ask me why I'm wearing black on Valentine's Day? What does this Faramir have that I... |
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 02-11-2006, 10:58 PM |
Replies: 14,193
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Gimli: "Just because you are far-seeing it...
Gimli: "Just because you are far-seeing it doesn't mean you're the Seer!" OR Legolas: "...one hundred. You can stop brushing my hair now, Gimli." |
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 02-10-2006, 02:32 AM |
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,896,099
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Denethor = Pyro
Denethor (mutters): "That rotten uncloaking magnetic wizard! I'll show him...I'll be the best mutant yet!" |
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 02-07-2006, 07:53 PM |
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,896,099
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 02-06-2006, 02:23 AM |
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,896,099
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Denethor bit into a soft tomato.
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Denethor bit into a soft tomato. OR Denethor convinces Faramir that he needs a new toothbrush. Faramir: "Okay, okay, I'll ask those Orcs in Osgiliath if they brought extra." |
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 02-05-2006, 01:06 AM |
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,896,099
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Don't you just miss it?
Denethor was furious when he found out that Boromir has been crowned Disco King in his reign. |
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