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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
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Thranduil: Species confused? No, I know exactly...
Thranduil: Species confused? No, I know exactly what species I am, I'm a very early version of a hobbit but my life has bee unnaturally prolonged by... No, that's not right is it? Ah yes, I'm a tree.... |
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![]() Faramir: *at the end on a speech that has plainly taken him hours to say and even longer to think of* ...And so the girl whose aunt's husband's son's third mother four times removed was a goat,... |
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![]() Guy in the background: ...and do you know what I said to him? I said: You have no right to speak to me like that! I am a soldier of Gondor and could strike you down in a second! *takes a swig of his... |
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![]() That's pretty and witty, just so you know. Celeborn: Tonight on Lothlorien news: Mystery unfolds as fellowship tell all; Gandalf, what did the people think of him?; Gollum rumoured to be sneaking... |
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![]() After many minutes of sitting like this: Deagol: (still staring at ring) so erm, Smeagol, you going to try and get this perfect, smooth, round, shiny, golden, glistening ring off me? Smeagol: Well,... |
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![]() Sam: Oh look, she's coming to give me my gifts. Will they be wondrous? Will they be forever coveted by all who see them? I think not! I know I'm a gardener but she doesn't have to rub it in! |
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
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![]() *Arwen runs past them half-naked* I think they're pretty speechless. |
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
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![]() Treebeard: .... and so then the tree said, wait for this, what do I look like? A wooden spoon? Merry: HAAA HAHAH AHHAAAAAAA!! Pippin: Am I the only sane one here? |
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
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![]() Aragorn: (more to himself than anything) Oh, this feels just like Arwen's green dress, the one with short sleeves and it drags along the ground as she walks. She walks so lightly, the grass barely... |
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![]() Legolas: Fine! Keep it! It's not like I care! (aside to Gimli) May I borrow your axe? Aragorn: Uh... oh! Hmm, kinda similar to everyone else, but hey! |
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![]() Shadowfax: *as though in a dream* You shall praise me! I am beautiful! Gandalf: *cough* and overweight *cough cough* *dreamy effects end* Shadowfax: Huh! Look who's talking! You nearly broke my... |
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![]() Erm, what's a twinkie? Anyway, for the new picture: Bloke 1 (the one we can actually see): We must look sad and kingly. Bloke 2: I'd like to see you try to look kingly with some pondweed hanging... |
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![]() continuing with that idea... Aragorn: ...And that's how little Hobbits are made. Frodo: So where did the birds and the bees come in? |
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![]() "I'm not really angry, I just want to show my ear off to the camera!" could you calm down on the picture posting for a bit Kittiewhirl? Some people actually have lives (unlike myself) and aren't... |
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![]() Merry: I don't like what those orcs are doing. Pippin: Neither do I. Quick! Freeze them with your ultra-blue eyes! |
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![]() Elf 1: Oooh, he's gonna pay for that hug! Elf 2: Yeah, remember what happened to me when I tried that? *utter, complete silence* |
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![]() Aragorn: Hey! Gimli! Get back here with that soap! It's our secret weapon! Elf in foreground: *diving out of the way of Aragorns sword* Watch where you're waving that thing aragorn! You nearly- *he... |
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![]() "You see that orc over there? Yeah? Well I'm gonna bash him, then I might crush him, then I'll go on to that one there see? And I'm gonna clonk him over the head, then I'm gonna hit that other one... |
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![]() "Celeborn said WHAT?" and he was never seen in Lothlorien again. |
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
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![]() Eowyn: Oh no, here we go... Theoden: I just got back from baaattle! And you didn't even go! Ha! In your face sister-daughter! Eowyn: Oh please, will he ever grow up? That random gaurd in the... |
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![]() Aragorn: Don't worry, we'll have that helmet off you in a bit. That Uruk reminds me of the one on the original thread who looked like he was really peeved off at having his helmet stuck on his... |
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![]() Uruk-Hai: How am I supposed to kill anything if I haven't got any eyes? Saruman: Just randomly slash at things, it usually works. |
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![]() Merry: Ok Elrond, that's perhaps taking it a little too far with the Ent-draught. |
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