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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
05-02-2003, 02:59 PM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,899,415
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the real nazgul
Gandalf: Ok, so you ARE faster, smarter,...Gandalf: Ok, so you ARE faster, smarter, stronger, and more horse-like, than me. You're even better with the ladies! But can you beat me in a staring contest? Huh? I'd LOVE to see you even try! |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
04-21-2003, 03:30 PM
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Replies: 26
Views: 9,259
Posted By
the real nazgul
Arwen is filming Aragorn with the camcorder.
...Arwen is filming Aragorn with the camcorder. "Hey Aragorn! Go back a bit further!" "Aww, come on, Arwen! Haven't i gone far back enough?" "No, no! You need to be close to the cliffedge so it... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
04-21-2003, 03:01 PM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,899,415
Posted By
the real nazgul
Legolas: No! My cat can't be dead! A wheelbarrow...Legolas: No! My cat can't be dead! A wheelbarrow can't hit him THAT hard... can it?... smilies/frown.gif |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
03-07-2003, 11:10 AM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,899,415
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
03-06-2003, 04:12 PM
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Replies: 10
Views: 4,420
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the real nazgul
Or you can draw him dead, lying on the floor,...Or you can draw him dead, lying on the floor, wearing a small badge saying 'I was killed at Helms Deep!' |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
03-06-2003, 04:03 PM
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Replies: 72
Views: 13,861
Posted By
the real nazgul
To Gollum: Ha Ha! Fooled you! The real ring is in...To Gollum: Ha Ha! Fooled you! The real ring is in my pocket. To Treebeard: Say, have we run out of firewood? To Galadriel: WOW! Nice bird bath! To Legolas: Oh dear. We have run out of... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
03-06-2003, 03:31 PM
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Replies: 12
Views: 4,273
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the real nazgul
You never know, this 'movie' may lead to better...You never know, this 'movie' may lead to better catch-phrases, like a legolas one just as he is pointing a mithril arrow at lalas head: "Time for tubby bye-byes!" |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
03-06-2003, 03:27 PM
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Replies: 16
Views: 7,910
Posted By
the real nazgul
or a shark, which would be worse, as no-one can...or a shark, which would be worse, as no-one can get a ring from an enraged man-eating beast's fin. |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
03-06-2003, 01:15 PM
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Replies: 16
Views: 4,823
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the real nazgul
"Shall i describe it to you, or shall i get your..."Shall i describe it to you, or shall i get your mom?" |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
03-06-2003, 12:57 PM
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Replies: 29
Views: 5,566
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the real nazgul
How about this; a legolas (plastic) toy that when...How about this; a legolas (plastic) toy that when you pull a little string on his back, he fires a chocolate arrow from his bow. It comes free with little orc cardboard stand-ups of orcs to improve... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
03-06-2003, 12:42 PM
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Replies: 16
Views: 4,823
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the real nazgul
"Who are you, his bodyguard?"
"No, im his mom" ..."Who are you, his bodyguard?" "No, im his mom" "Mothers, what are these Mothers?" "They're your mom! Your-mo-um! |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
03-06-2003, 12:21 PM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,899,415
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
03-06-2003, 12:12 PM
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Replies: 12
Views: 4,273
Posted By
the real nazgul
If they did make a teletubbies/LOTR movie (which...If they did make a teletubbies/LOTR movie (which they wont, of course) i would love to see that bit in TTT, helms deep battle, when that suicidal orc (teletubbie) blows himself up to destroy the... |
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Forum: Quotable Quotes
03-01-2003, 01:41 PM
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Replies: 209
Views: 33,129
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the real nazgul
Yeh, it has to be. Its in that part where the 2...Yeh, it has to be. Its in that part where the 2 hobbits are whispering to each other, when gandalf is thinking. |
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Forum: The Movies
03-01-2003, 01:33 PM
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Replies: 60
Views: 7,665
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the real nazgul
Dramatic scene. Soldiers lined up on Helms deep....Dramatic scene. Soldiers lined up on Helms deep. Camera sweeps left. Just at the point of nerves, there is a voice:<BR>"I should've chose a better spot!"<BR>I laughed at that! |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
03-01-2003, 01:19 PM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,899,415
Posted By
the real nazgul
Gollum one: Stupit fat hobbitses! First they take...Gollum one: Stupit fat hobbitses! First they take a shortcut from the road, and now we've been challenged by the nazgulses to a game of paintball! -------------------------------------------- Dog... |
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Forum: The Movies
02-25-2003, 04:50 PM
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Replies: 18
Views: 6,307
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the real nazgul
well, think about it like this: if it was...well, think about it like this: if it was aragorns sword, then when they sail the boat (with boromir's body) over the waterfall, aragorn would not have his sword anymore, would he? (or hes very good... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
02-25-2003, 04:33 PM
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Replies: 452
Views: 51,157
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the real nazgul
i would post a riddle-if any of them were not...i would post a riddle-if any of them were not already known smilies/rolleyes.gif |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
02-25-2003, 04:23 PM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,899,415
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the real nazgul
After failing many attempts to gain the ring, the...After failing many attempts to gain the ring, the ringwraiths executed plan z:the ice-down-the-pants routine. |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
02-22-2003, 10:58 AM
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Replies: 241
Views: 42,972
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the real nazgul
Its funniest if you give them a theme this is my...Its funniest if you give them a theme this is my one on hairdressing! he he smilies/tongue.gif |
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Forum: The Movies
01-19-2003, 02:23 PM
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Replies: 177
Views: 27,967
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the real nazgul
wow this stuff is good! i personally think...wow this stuff is good! i personally think legolas is strange: "a red sun: blood has been spilt tonight" (or something like that from TTT):<BR>O......K.... complete randomness, elfboy!<BR> <BR>... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
01-11-2003, 12:54 PM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,899,415
Posted By
the real nazgul
Legolas:OWWWWW my elbow KILLS!
Lady:It doesn't...Legolas:OWWWWW my elbow KILLS! Lady:It doesn't look bad... Legolas:NO,NO it REALLY HURTS!! Lady: Well there are no cuts or bruises... Legolas:BUT IT STILL HURTS! Owww owww.... Lady: It doesn't... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
01-05-2003, 11:01 AM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,899,415
Posted By
the real nazgul
For Sauron pic:
S: NO wormtounge! Its TWO...For Sauron pic: S: NO wormtounge! Its TWO regular burgers, one cheeseburger and only ONE fries with salt!! W: Im sorry master, i cant remember orders you give me for the drive-thru well! S: Just... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
01-04-2003, 08:08 AM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,899,415
Posted By
the real nazgul
k ill try again:
Piccie for my caption...k ill try again: Piccie for my caption (http://us.imdb.com/EGallery?source=ss&group=0167261&photo=lotr2_2-14354.jpg&path=gallery&path_key=0167261) |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
01-04-2003, 06:20 AM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,899,415
Posted By
the real nazgul
Sorry about my failing picture!
[ January...Sorry about my failing picture! [ January 05, 2003: Message edited by: the real nazgul ] |
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