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Forum: Elvenhome 04-08-2004, 12:33 PM
Replies: 393
Views: 84,901
Posted By Maeggaladiel
Torlo Hillburrow sulked through the front door of...

Torlo Hillburrow sulked through the front door of the Green Dragon Inn.

"Green Dragon!" he huffed moodily to himself. "Of all the outlandish names. Dragons, in these parts! Harumph!" Walking...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 04-07-2004, 01:51 PM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 2,415,451
Posted By Maeggaladiel
The Eye The Horror!

Glorfindel comes back with a vengeance and finds his first two victims.

OR

"D'aaaah! It's Gimli in a tutu!"
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 04-07-2004, 01:47 PM
Replies: 475
Views: 177,802
Posted By Maeggaladiel
The Eye A Formal Apology on Behalf of the Society

The Society for Nearsighted Elves would like to offer Eomer and Company our humblest apology for the misunderstanding.

It would appear that SOMEONE at headquarters was not wearing their...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 04-06-2004, 01:45 PM
Replies: 475
Views: 177,802
Posted By Maeggaladiel
Silmaril Save a Warg Campaign

Dear Esteemed Eomer of the Rohirrim and Company:

It has come to the attention of the Society of Nearsighted Elves (otherwise referred to in this letter as "Society", and "We"), for which I am...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 04-06-2004, 01:17 PM
Replies: 41
Views: 10,727
Posted By Maeggaladiel
Thumbs up Heh heh!

The other day, I saw a chocolate crane (bird, not construction equiptment) made by a company called "The Rohan Chocolaterie." Who knew that Rohan exported more than just horses?

It was French or...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 04-06-2004, 01:13 PM
Replies: 52
Views: 21,130
Posted By Maeggaladiel
Oh, this is awesome! I think that the two...

Oh, this is awesome!

I think that the two idiot pigs (I think their names are Randy and Andy) should be in this. They're so stupid! I like Gonzo and Rizzo being Merry and Pippin, so I'm not sure...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 04-06-2004, 12:45 PM
Replies: 36
Views: 18,139
Posted By Maeggaladiel
Dark-Eye *Gasp* The Cursed Glasses!

ELANOR GAMGEE!!! We share a common detest for glasses! As you probably know, I am (well, was) one of the few nearsighted fey folk. I feel your pain. My glasses were the cause of my own demise, as...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 04-02-2004, 02:23 PM
Replies: 2,150
Views: 759,298
Posted By Maeggaladiel
Shield Sindarian Park!

You know that you're obsessed with LOTR when you see a map of the history of time and you mistake the "Silurian Period" with "Sindarian Period." Elves lived before dinosaurs?!?!

Who knew?

Maeg!
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 04-02-2004, 02:17 PM
Replies: 35
Views: 13,922
Posted By Maeggaladiel
Thumbs up Dang it! I just wrote this entire thing, and my...

Dang it! I just wrote this entire thing, and my computer decided it wanted to refresh! We hates it! We hates it forever!!!
NOTE- Words with apostrophes are pronounced differently to fit in the...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 04-02-2004, 01:44 PM
Replies: 2,150
Views: 759,298
Posted By Maeggaladiel
White-Hand *While doing something completely Un-LOTR related...

*While doing something completely Un-LOTR related (yes, surprisingly there ARE things in this world that have nothing to do with LOTR. Shocking, I know.) you start relating the Little Mermaid to...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 04-02-2004, 01:33 PM
Replies: 36
Views: 18,139
Posted By Maeggaladiel
Silmaril *Sniff sniff*

Bravo!

You will surely recieve Downie Awards for your convincing death stories! If not, you'll at least earn yourself a prestigious Maeg Award for best death scenes.

SO- As a just reward for...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 03-31-2004, 04:32 PM
Replies: 2,150
Views: 759,298
Posted By Maeggaladiel
Ring The Madness Continues!

*You don't think that having hairy feet is a bad thing.
*You wonder if the so-called Keebler "elves" are really hobbits that didn't make it into the film.
*You believe that the Grim Reaper is a...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 03-31-2004, 04:19 PM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 2,415,451
Posted By Maeggaladiel
Dark-Eye Woo hoo!

Announcer guy- Let's hear it for Boromir the Disco King! Special effects provided by Denethor!

Chorus-Burn, Borrie, Burn, DISCO INFERNO!
Burn, Borrie, Burn!

Denethor- I wanna wanna wanna...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 03-31-2004, 02:43 PM
Replies: 36
Views: 18,139
Posted By Maeggaladiel
Thumbs up So much death...

These are great, you guys! Keep going!

Vilyon, I love your sig! KUNG POW! is one of my favorite movies! I had a quote from it once as my sig ("I'll kill him. I'll kill him dead. Like... with a...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 03-30-2004, 02:49 PM
Replies: 35
Views: 13,922
Posted By Maeggaladiel
Narya Hahahah!!

OH MY VALAR, EOWYN SKYWALKER, THAT WAS AWESOME!

Yes, I'm resurrecting this thread to share a peice of a song that I'm working on. Maybe you can help.

To the tune of the disney version of Alice...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 03-30-2004, 02:30 PM
Replies: 343
Views: 186,778
Posted By Maeggaladiel
The Eye LOTR meets Little Mermaid?!? The Horror!

Here's my bizarre LOTR dream:

I was Sam and Pippin and I were captured by Ursilla from "The Little Mermaid" and chained to a rock. When the tide came in, we would be drowned. I asked Ursilla to...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 03-30-2004, 02:25 PM
Replies: 28
Views: 11,616
Posted By Maeggaladiel
Shield The horror!

I think the biggest fear behind giving a Nasgul your name and number was because the Nasgul were so desperate for friendship that they called everyone and everything they knew. I mean come on, who...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 03-30-2004, 02:12 PM
Replies: 475
Views: 177,802
Posted By Maeggaladiel
Thumbs up Guide Wargs for the Blind

Hello, fellow Wargians!

Hast thou heard of the new Guide Wargs for the Blind program? Yes, warg breeders are sending warg puppies to Guide Warg school to help aid those with visual impairments.
...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 03-30-2004, 02:01 PM
Replies: 36
Views: 18,139
Posted By Maeggaladiel
Boots Death comes upon swift wings.

Ah, such fine tails of.. um.. deadness!

As for me, my death was caused by my cursed glasses. As my sig will tell you, I am (or rather, was) one of the few nearsighted elves! :rolleyes:

I was...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 03-29-2004, 04:36 PM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 2,415,451
Posted By Maeggaladiel
The Eye Uh oh...

Isildur microwaves an egg.

OR

An average day in Denethor's household.

OR

?!?!!? This isn't Osgilliath!!!
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 03-29-2004, 04:31 PM
Replies: 86
Views: 31,322
Posted By Maeggaladiel
Bwa na naaa!

Legolas- The red dawn. Chicken Soup has been spilled this night.

Gandalf- He was fried by the balrog and was returning as Chicken the White. He was comign to Helm's Deep at the turning of the...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 03-29-2004, 04:24 PM
Replies: 36
Views: 18,139
Posted By Maeggaladiel
Eye Murder Mysteries Solved!

My fellow Downies (Downies? Is that what we barrow-downers are called? I dunno..)

We may all be from different parts of different worlds, of different ages and races and backgrounds, but there is...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 03-29-2004, 04:15 PM
Replies: 185
Views: 29,779
Posted By Maeggaladiel
Narya *sniff sniff* NEWLY deceased?!? *Sniff*

You may laugh, but my name is Maeggaladiel, and I am a Downaholic.

Yes, my rank is currently "Newly Deceased," but let me explain;

Last year, the poster known as Maegaladiel would visit the...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 03-19-2004, 11:40 AM
Replies: 41
Views: 15,346
Posted By Maeggaladiel
Sting Yay! Nicknames!

Nicknames at my house:
Boromir= Boro-buddie or "The Favorite". Also known as "The Human Pincushion"
Gimli= Gim-Gim
Sam= Sammo
Frodo= Stupid. (Sorry FrodoFans, it's just that every time someone...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 03-16-2004, 03:20 PM
Replies: 2,150
Views: 759,298
Posted By Maeggaladiel
You cried "Noro Lim, Hidalgo, Noro Lim!" when you...

You cried "Noro Lim, Hidalgo, Noro Lim!" when you saw the final race at the end of HIDALGO.

You're not afraid of the monster under the bed... It's the balrog in the closet that you're worried...
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