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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
12-08-2005, 07:46 PM
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Replies: 296
Views: 64,852
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The Elf-warrior
the Morlocks will eat you.
Gandalf: There is...
the Morlocks will eat you. Gandalf: There is courage still.... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
12-06-2005, 08:34 PM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 2,411,489
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The Elf-warrior
Merry: "There are no Morlocks in Middle-earth!" ...
Merry: "There are no Morlocks in Middle-earth!" Frodo: (Offfscreen.) "Oh, yeah? Well, take a look at the next picture."... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
12-05-2005, 10:32 PM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 2,411,489
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
12-05-2005, 08:29 PM
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Replies: 596
Views: 155,065
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The Elf-warrior
Your wish is granted. Instead it was turned into...
Your wish is granted. Instead it was turned into a gigantic Orc nursery. I wish that Samwise Gamgee had killed Shelob instead of just wounding her. |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
12-01-2005, 09:47 PM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 2,411,489
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The Elf-warrior
Grima plots to become the Disco King. OR
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Grima plots to become the Disco King. OR Grima: "Is this a dagger which I see before me?" Theoden: "It's a false creation of your heat-oppressed brain." OR Grima: "Ha,ha,ha! That fool is... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
11-29-2005, 08:16 PM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 2,411,489
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Little did Boromir know that Pippin had painted a...
Little did Boromir know that Pippin had painted a target on his shield. |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
11-28-2005, 07:28 PM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 2,411,489
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The Elf-warrior
Don Juan never triumphs. OR
Bilbo is carried...
Don Juan never triumphs. OR Bilbo is carried away by martians. |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
11-25-2005, 12:31 AM
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Replies: 596
Views: 155,065
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The Elf-warrior
Your wish is granted. What brought them together...
Your wish is granted. What brought them together was Bilbo's love of sushi. After the quest of Erebor they opened up a sushi resturant in Bree. But Bill Ferny was suspicious as to why Smeagol never... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
11-24-2005, 08:54 PM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 2,411,489
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
11-22-2005, 09:15 PM
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Replies: 25
Views: 8,640
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The Elf-warrior
Q: Who was Denethor?
A: Middle-earth's most...
Q: Who was Denethor? A: Middle-earth's most famous charcoal maker. Q: How was Legolas able to keep his hair in order? A: Because Aragorn made Pippin Legolas's slave after he caught him rummaging... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
11-22-2005, 09:11 PM
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Replies: 668
Views: 148,280
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The Elf-warrior
Did he tong up earthworms for customers at an...
Did he tong up earthworms for customers at an earthworm farm? Or maybe he was a notorious Chinese gangster? Hmm... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
11-22-2005, 08:47 PM
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Replies: 596
Views: 155,065
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The Elf-warrior
Your wish is granted. The flip side of this is...
Your wish is granted. The flip side of this is that Boromir lived with Saruman until he was 21. Then he assumed the powers of the office of Steward. Before that Imrahil was regent. After Boromir came... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
11-18-2005, 07:33 PM
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Replies: 596
Views: 155,065
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The Elf-warrior
Your wish is granted. But the Witch-King stabbed...
Your wish is granted. But the Witch-King stabbed Glorfindel because he hated football. I wish that Radagast had been wise to Saruman's evil schemes. |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
11-18-2005, 07:29 PM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 2,411,489
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The Elf-warrior
Legolas: "You don't want me to ride you because...
Legolas: "You don't want me to ride you because you think I'm too heavy? Well, here's something to change your mind." |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
11-18-2005, 07:23 PM
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Replies: 6,669
Views: 1,019,253
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
11-16-2005, 06:53 PM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 2,411,489
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The Elf-warrior
Frodo and Sam listen as Marc Antony gives his...
Frodo and Sam listen as Marc Antony gives his funeral oration for Julius Caesar. |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
11-15-2005, 10:04 PM
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Replies: 6,669
Views: 1,019,253
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The Elf-warrior
Unfortunately, for various reasons, cheese does...
Unfortunately, for various reasons, cheese does not make a good currency. |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
11-15-2005, 09:41 PM
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Replies: 6,669
Views: 1,019,253
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The Elf-warrior
Unfortunately this meant that America couldn't go...
Unfortunately this meant that America couldn't go back to the gold standard. |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
11-15-2005, 09:36 PM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 2,411,489
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The Elf-warrior
Boromir: "Me, trying to impersonate the...
Boromir: "Me, trying to impersonate the Vice-President, don't be silly!" |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
11-15-2005, 09:28 PM
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Replies: 596
Views: 155,065
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The Elf-warrior
Your wish is already granted. Pipe weed is merely...
Your wish is already granted. Pipe weed is merely a more English name for tobacco. I wish that everyone had laughed in Feanor's face when he suggested they leave for Middle-earth. |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
11-13-2005, 12:40 AM
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Replies: 318
Views: 60,577
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The Elf-warrior
Aragorn: "No news of Frodo?"
Gandalf: "Of...
Aragorn: "No news of Frodo?" Gandalf: "Of course not." Aragorn "We have time. Every day, Frodo moves closer to Mordor." Gandalf: "How do we know that Frodo is alive? What are you, psychic or... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
11-12-2005, 10:05 PM
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Replies: 6,669
Views: 1,019,253
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The Elf-warrior
Unfortunately the spirit animating Tolkien's body...
Unfortunately the spirit animating Tolkien's body really was a demon. |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
11-11-2005, 07:43 PM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 2,411,489
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The Elf-warrior
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
11-11-2005, 07:39 PM
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Replies: 6,669
Views: 1,019,253
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The Elf-warrior
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
11-11-2005, 07:06 PM
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Replies: 6,669
Views: 1,019,253
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The Elf-warrior
Unfortunately Tolkien tore up his manuscript and...
Unfortunately Tolkien tore up his manuscript and started from scratch. |
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