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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 07-12-2006, 12:20 AM
Replies: 151
Views: 30,619
Posted By Maeggaladiel
Mouth Zoom- Something Punny

Sauron slammed a gauntleted fist down on the dashboard, causing the Morgoth dashboard bobblehead to shake violently.

"MOUTH!!" Sauron bellowed. "I DISTINCTLY REMEMBER TELLING YOU TO RUN THE HORSES...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 06-28-2006, 12:05 AM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 2,415,451
Posted By Maeggaladiel
Nasgul: G-guys, I think that tower is watching us...

Nasgul: G-guys, I think that tower is watching us again!


OR


Nasgul: Aaaaand it looks like we've got some heavy traffic on Interstate Six today, so if you're trying to get in or out of...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 06-27-2006, 11:59 PM
Replies: 80
Views: 16,724
Posted By Maeggaladiel
Wheee! These were fun! I am ARAGORN!!...

Wheee! These were fun!


I am ARAGORN!! Fear my ranger-y-ness!!

Apparently, I'm such a kind, charitable, protective gal. :D

And I'm also....

Another ranger!! Interesting,...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 06-26-2006, 01:04 AM
Replies: 341
Views: 54,603
Posted By Maeggaladiel
It's possible that I might be able to pick up...

It's possible that I might be able to pick up Sauron's helm again, but I will be unavailable to post for the entire first week of July. No promises though.

But if things work out, then SAURON...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 06-26-2006, 12:58 AM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 2,415,451
Posted By Maeggaladiel
Faramir: Oh no, here's another one. Just ignore...

Faramir: Oh no, here's another one. Just ignore him, men.

Frodo: Please sir, can you spare some change for a poor young hobbit down on his luck??



OR


Faramir never knew that hobbits had...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 06-13-2006, 03:16 PM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 2,415,451
Posted By Maeggaladiel
Sam: In all my years, I never would have guessed...

Sam: In all my years, I never would have guessed that YOU were the White Power Ranger, Mister Serkis.

Andy: We defeats the powerss of darknesss, precious!!
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 06-07-2006, 01:22 AM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 2,415,451
Posted By Maeggaladiel
Shelob: Dat punk's gonna learn not to mess with...

Shelob: Dat punk's gonna learn not to mess with da Spyder Gang, yo!!

OR

Shelob: I told you once before, I do NOT want to buy any Hobbit Scout cookies! Now get off my lawn, you little...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 06-06-2006, 11:34 AM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 2,415,451
Posted By Maeggaladiel
Brego: Don't worry Aragorn. I've got your back. ...

Brego: Don't worry Aragorn. I've got your back.

OR

The Rohirrim loved playing Extreme Horse Bowling. Aragorn didn't know why he always had to be the pin.

OR

Brego: He's so dreamy...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 06-01-2006, 01:51 PM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 2,415,451
Posted By Maeggaladiel
Denethor needs to build up a certain speed before...

Denethor needs to build up a certain speed before his +5 Coat of Gliding can sustain flight.
*runs to city's edge*
Denethor: Up, Up, and AWAAAAAAAYYYY!!!!!


OR

Denethor can't figure out...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 06-01-2006, 01:45 PM
Replies: 341
Views: 54,603
Posted By Maeggaladiel
As much as I hate to say this, I think I should...

As much as I hate to say this, I think I should just resign. I'm just holding everyone back and making the game less fun. I don't want to do that to you guys.

In order to preserve everyone's...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 05-26-2006, 01:48 PM
Replies: 6,669
Views: 1,022,015
Posted By Maeggaladiel
Fortunately, there was a sushi bar at the foot of...

Fortunately, there was a sushi bar at the foot of the mountain, fulfillling all their raw fish needs.
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 05-26-2006, 01:43 PM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 2,415,451
Posted By Maeggaladiel
Galadriel: Okay sweetie, this time let's give you...

Galadriel: Okay sweetie, this time let's give you bangs and maybe a few light brown highlights, hmm?

OR


Galadriel: Now, you just stay in the Time-Out chair and think about what you've done!...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 05-25-2006, 11:44 AM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 2,415,451
Posted By Maeggaladiel
Theoden demonstrates his exceptional flamenco...

Theoden demonstrates his exceptional flamenco dancing skills to the orcs, but his talent is wasted on the uncultured beasts.
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 05-22-2006, 11:35 AM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 2,415,451
Posted By Maeggaladiel
Narya Despite her father's warnings, Arwen decides to...

Despite her father's warnings, Arwen decides to see whether her giant sleeves could actually act as wings.


OR

Elrond: I don't care if your friends jumped off the bridge! You can't!
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 05-22-2006, 11:29 AM
Replies: 341
Views: 54,603
Posted By Maeggaladiel
I regret to inform the general public that I may...

I regret to inform the general public that I may have to stand down from the helm of Mount Zoom. As some people are aware, health and school problems have already made me drop out of an RPG over in...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 05-16-2006, 04:42 PM
Replies: 341
Views: 54,603
Posted By Maeggaladiel
Mt. Zoom is still working on it.

Mt. Zoom is still working on it.
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 05-16-2006, 11:45 AM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 2,415,451
Posted By Maeggaladiel
Frodo: You're goin' down, old man.

Frodo: You're goin' down, old man.
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 05-12-2006, 11:28 AM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 2,415,451
Posted By Maeggaladiel
After the War of the Ring, the remainder of the...

After the War of the Ring, the remainder of the Fellowship decided to take up Tai Chi.


OR


Gandalf: STOP COPYING ME!!
Merry and Pippin: STOP COPYING ME!!
Forum: Elvenhome 05-09-2006, 01:11 PM
Replies: 1,055
Views: 153,416
Posted By Maeggaladiel
Wow, has it really been that long?? I'm sorry,...

Wow, has it really been that long?? I'm sorry, everyone. Lots of real-life stuff has been coming up lately, and I've been having trouble getting everything together. I've kinda left you guys hanging,...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 05-05-2006, 03:02 PM
Replies: 151
Views: 30,619
Posted By Maeggaladiel
"PUT YOUR BACK INTO IT, MOUTH," Sauron called...

"PUT YOUR BACK INTO IT, MOUTH," Sauron called from the ground, casually reading the giant newspaper. "I AM NOT PAYING YOU TO LAZE ABOUT ALL DAY, YOU KNOW."

Mouth, halfway stuck on the spider web,...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 05-05-2006, 11:41 AM
Replies: 341
Views: 54,603
Posted By Maeggaladiel
Will do. We still have to break Mt. Zoom out of...

Will do. We still have to break Mt. Zoom out of the spider web, so we're not quite done yet.
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 05-04-2006, 02:49 PM
Replies: 151
Views: 30,619
Posted By Maeggaladiel
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v604/hukbillgoom...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v604/hukbillgoomba/Zoom.jpg Spidery Doom


"What IS that thing?" Mouth asked. A strand of the great white rope was attached to a nearby rock. Mouth grabbed it in...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 05-02-2006, 11:50 AM
Replies: 151
Views: 30,619
Posted By Maeggaladiel
Sauron and Mouth had been walking around...

Sauron and Mouth had been walking around aimlessly for some time, searching for Mount Zoom. They had made certain to steer clear of the Hobbits, because Mouth knew that the Dark Lord could be a...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 05-01-2006, 03:00 PM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 2,415,451
Posted By Maeggaladiel
Gandalf: No, you can NOT borrow my sidewalk...

Gandalf: No, you can NOT borrow my sidewalk chalk! Can't you see I'm using it right now?


OR


Wizard-tipping became the game of choice for young fell beasts.


OR
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 05-01-2006, 02:46 PM
Replies: 341
Views: 54,603
Posted By Maeggaladiel
Oh. I guess I missread that. Ah well, it'll be...

Oh. I guess I missread that. Ah well, it'll be fun having Sauron handle this problem in his own... ahem... special way. :D
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