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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 03-11-2005, 10:49 AM
Replies: 163
Views: 51,925
Posted By Maeggaladiel
Tell them for the fifteenth time that the...

Tell them for the fifteenth time that the National Orc Conference is NEXT weekend.
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 03-11-2005, 10:46 AM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 2,415,451
Posted By Maeggaladiel
Sam- BEHOLD! The Molotov Cocktail of Galadriel! ...

Sam- BEHOLD! The Molotov Cocktail of Galadriel!

Shelob didn't stand a chance.
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 03-11-2005, 10:44 AM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 2,415,451
Posted By Maeggaladiel
I DO believe in fairies! I do! I do!

Once Sam captured Tinkerbell, lighting the way to Mordor was a cinch.
Forum: The Movies 03-08-2005, 02:56 PM
Replies: 64
Views: 22,096
Posted By Maeggaladiel
Things that make Maeg go "ooh!" in...

Things that make Maeg go "ooh!" in disgust/horror:

*'Gorn's fingernails. So gross! They're black! Yick-yuck-yick!

*Pre-Gollum Smeagol biting into the fish at the beginning of ROTK. Nasty,...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 03-08-2005, 11:40 AM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 2,415,451
Posted By Maeggaladiel
Before the great battle begins, Gandalf has a...

Before the great battle begins, Gandalf has a candid and touching discussion with the troops.

G- Did everyone... you know... go?

others- *long suffering, in unison* Yeeesssss...

G- Because...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 03-06-2005, 02:03 AM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 2,415,451
Posted By Maeggaladiel
It is a little known fact that Harry the...

It is a little known fact that Harry the Gatekeeper originally tried out for the Blair Witch Project.
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 03-04-2005, 10:47 AM
Replies: 26
Views: 22,148
Posted By Maeggaladiel
Sheez, we should be glad that LOTR wasn't a bad B...

Sheez, we should be glad that LOTR wasn't a bad B movie. Can you imagine the sequel to THAT?!

Oh dear, I can see it all now:

From the makers of Lord of the Rings comes a terrifying tale of...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 03-03-2005, 02:05 PM
Replies: 241
Views: 57,842
Posted By Maeggaladiel
I'll donate the half-empty (half-full?) can of...

I'll donate the half-empty (half-full?) can of Coca-Cola that I started drinking five minutes before I decided to give up soda for Lent. It's.. um.. pretty old now. But just think; people will pick...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 03-03-2005, 10:45 AM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 2,415,451
Posted By Maeggaladiel
Legolas- It's a bright white stone coffin...

Legolas- It's a bright white stone coffin illuminated by piercing blue neon! How can he NOT see it?! And I thought MEN were blind!
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 03-01-2005, 02:15 PM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 2,415,451
Posted By Maeggaladiel
The cave troll aligns the sights on his...

The cave troll aligns the sights on his troll-sized sniper rifle. That dwarf never saw it comin'.
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 03-01-2005, 11:12 AM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 2,415,451
Posted By Maeggaladiel
As the scream of yet another fallen Gondorian...

As the scream of yet another fallen Gondorian echoes through city, Faramir realizes that he really, really needs contact lenses.
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 03-01-2005, 11:05 AM
Replies: 17
Views: 6,737
Posted By Maeggaladiel
Know you fools what I think of thy foolish...

Know you fools what I think of thy foolish banter? Listen to my laughter: HA HA HA HA HA! Istari and men indeed!

Now that fun and games are over, you will all bow to the awesome might of the...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 02-28-2005, 11:00 AM
Replies: 1,456
Views: 284,822
Posted By Maeggaladiel
//I know I haven't posted in a while, but I have...

//I know I haven't posted in a while, but I have been keeping track of my miles. I've walked 21 miles now! Wow!//

It has been some time since leaving Hobbiton. 21 miles have passed since I stepped...
Forum: Novices and Newcomers 02-18-2005, 01:34 PM
Replies: 387
Views: 208,569
Posted By Maeggaladiel
Mine means "Maiden of Piercing Radiance." It's...

Mine means "Maiden of Piercing Radiance." It's merely wishful thinking, mind you, but on the internet, nobody can tell the difference. Heh.





I had wondered if Ka had gotten her name...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 02-18-2005, 01:27 PM
Replies: 123
Views: 42,773
Posted By Maeggaladiel
Saruman's wild men army- "The Fixin' to Die Rag"...

Saruman's wild men army- "The Fixin' to Die Rag" by Country Joe and the Fish

"Well, gather round, all you big strong men,
Saruman needs your help again,
He's got himself in a terrible jam,
Way...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 02-18-2005, 01:12 PM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 2,415,451
Posted By Maeggaladiel
Smeagol tries to remember where it was he was...

Smeagol tries to remember where it was he was supposed to meet Gollum...

"Under nasssty rockses? In sswishy riverses? Under fressshly-killed hobbit corpses?"
Forum: The Movies 02-17-2005, 01:17 PM
Replies: 27
Views: 8,460
Posted By Maeggaladiel
Two words: Guided missiles. Okay, okay, so...

Two words: Guided missiles.
Okay, okay, so they didn't have guided missiles. Cannons with chain-shots? No? Okay... How about trebuchets? No trebuchets? Sheez! What is wrong with you, Gondor!? What;...
Forum: The Movies 02-17-2005, 10:49 AM
Replies: 66
Views: 17,596
Posted By Maeggaladiel
HUZZAH FOR RANDOM HOBBIT CHILDREN! Who couldn't...

HUZZAH FOR RANDOM HOBBIT CHILDREN! Who couldn't love those random nameless hobbit lads and lasses chasing after Gandalf, listening to Bilbo's stories and generally being random children? Not I!
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 02-15-2005, 11:29 AM
Replies: 18
Views: 5,953
Posted By Maeggaladiel
Break the Habit- Setting aside the evil ring goes...

Break the Habit- Setting aside the evil ring goes to Smeagol, I think. Hey... why was this book in my library? *looks around shiftily* Um... this isn't what it looks like!

Worst Case Scenario...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 02-15-2005, 11:24 AM
Replies: 1,456
Views: 284,822
Posted By Maeggaladiel
Starting the journey... 7.5 miles

(Great! Thanks!)

Yesterday and the day before have brought me seven and a half miles into my journey. Sunday led me from the brightly-painted door of Bag End to Bywater, and by last night I found...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 02-14-2005, 01:42 PM
Replies: 1,456
Views: 284,822
Posted By Maeggaladiel
Quick question: I read the first post on this...

Quick question: I read the first post on this thread, which said that this was meant to see how many people could make it from point A to point B before the movie was released. I see that people are...
Forum: The Barrow-Downs 02-14-2005, 01:13 PM
Replies: 96
Views: 20,560
Posted By Maeggaladiel
Heh! That's right! Although I'm sure most of the...

Heh! That's right! Although I'm sure most of the other Downers wish that I hadn't. :rolleyes:
Forum: The Barrow-Downs 02-14-2005, 01:10 PM
Replies: 887
Views: 291,846
Posted By Maeggaladiel
I live in a very dark and wet place with lots of...

I live in a very dark and wet place with lots of trees and very little sunshine, a place where giant spiders lurk in dark corners and wild animals roam the woods across the street. Sounds like a...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 02-14-2005, 01:01 PM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 2,415,451
Posted By Maeggaladiel
Frodo begins to suspect Sam is up to something....

Frodo begins to suspect Sam is up to something. Why did Sam ask him to change his will? Why did he keep getting that odd gleam in his eye? Why was he mumbling about Frodo's death in his sleep? Until...
Forum: The Barrow-Downs 02-11-2005, 01:16 PM
Replies: 96
Views: 20,560
Posted By Maeggaladiel
I stumbled across the Barrow Downs while looking...

I stumbled across the Barrow Downs while looking for a name generator several years ago. I spent a while at the fanfiction section but didn't actually join the forum for several months. Then I did, I...
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