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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
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![]() Ha! Those were great!! Legolas and Boromir: Legolas: "It's okay. It's just a movie, Boromir!" Boromir: "I hate it when Bambi's mom dies!! Waaaaah!" The Frodo one: Elijah: "Y'know, this... |
Forum: Quiz Room
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Replies: 1,298
Views: 149,241
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![]() Well, the ents flatly refused to brush their hair, beard, or do any personal grooming. That's why the entwives left. They went to Mirkwood and started a salon and their own line of beauty products,... |
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
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![]() The second I accessed this thread, a mental image came to mind . . . The fellowship, tired from the days long journey on the Anduin, is grouped about the flickering campfire. Boromir sits... |
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
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Replies: 57
Views: 14,522
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![]() He is? *couph* Interesting. Gimli: "Stupid elf. What does he know about hair care? He doesn't even have a beard." Legolas: "Stupid dwarf. Can't even braid his hair properly. I mean look at it!" |
Forum: Quiz Room
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Views: 149,241
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![]() He dreamt . . . Nazgúl were racing for him, gaining on him! At last, they surrounded him! There was no where to turn! No one to save him! One turned and said, "Got a light?" Than he woke up . . . ... |
Forum: Quiz Room
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Views: 149,241
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![]() "What on earth did Gollum do to my drink?!?!?!" What DID nassssty ol' Gollum do to Sam's drink? |
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
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Replies: 23
Views: 9,117
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![]() Doesn't he (Saruman) always? BTW, Blue Elf, the Sauron was great! Tom Bombadill: "Hey Dol, merry dol, Tom Bombadillo! You will by loving girl, and I will be your fellow! Hey dol, merry dol, Tom... |
Forum: Quiz Room
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Replies: 1,298
Views: 149,241
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![]() He took 'em off and was soaking his large, and smelly feet in the river, when Goldberry's ol' daddy popped up and yelled about him polluting his river-water. Well, Tom just rhymed back at him.... |
Forum: The Barrow-Downs
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Replies: 158
Views: 29,454
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![]() Maybe they ran out from Christmas. My brother got me the last hard-bound copy of the Silmarillion in town for Christmas (bless him!) and gave his friend the last paperback! (Ha Ha! ... |
Forum: Quiz Room
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Views: 149,241
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![]() They were the absolute only thing that went with his evil dark lord outfit. How did Morgoth escape whats-her-name . . . Ungoliant after she chomped down on his hand? |
Forum: Quiz Room
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Replies: 1,298
Views: 149,241
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![]() WHAT?!?!? . . . okay . . . if you want to be random, I'm okay with that! smilies/biggrin.gif There was a Balrog in Moria because he was babysitting all of Sauron's little orcs. Those orcs... |
Forum: Quiz Room
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![]() Fashion statement. Everybody who's anybody has pointy ears in ME, except the men, and who wants to be like them? So the hobbits started the foot-hair fad to be different. Why did Aragorn fall in... |
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
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Replies: 25
Views: 7,847
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![]() Wow, that is way cool. I can only imagine how much work that was . . . Wanna know what's sad? If I dressed up as a LotR character and went to school, no one would recognize me. At least only a... |
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
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Replies: 35
Views: 7,452
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![]() 'Tis the full of the moon, and his silvery beams lance slowly toward Arda, and my heart. Be still, elf-maiden, and listen to the water, 'tis the voice of Ulmo, tugging at the strings of your heart.... |
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
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Replies: 46
Views: 10,693
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![]() Somewhere in the vast spaces of the Internet (wow! That sounded cool!) there's supposed to be a site wiht all the bloopers. Anybody got the URL? (HA! I know what that means!) |
Forum: The Barrow-Downs
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Replies: 158
Views: 29,454
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![]() The elves were ugly in those movies! Ugly ELVES for the luva mike!!!! I mean, come on! They looked like they had been soaking in vinegar for thousands of years instead of living in ME!!!!!!! By... |
Forum: The Barrow-Downs
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Replies: 158
Views: 29,454
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![]() Mwahaha! I'm older than *most* of you! smilies/evil.gif I'm almost in my "tweens" (If you don't know what that is, go read Fellowship again!) Um, actually, I got introduced to LotR on the... |
Forum: The Barrow-Downs
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Replies: 229
Views: 38,696
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![]() Ratings? Riiiiiight . . . I usually forget smilies/frown.gif I'm talented like that . . . I think it's a good idea, but could be misused. (See above posts.) On the other hand, what can't? (Be... |
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
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Replies: 46
Views: 10,693
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![]() Well, I know Gandalf had Biter or Beater (I am so pathetic I can only remember the orc names! Bad Mintyztiwn!)in The Hobbit, I just don't know if he still had it in FotR and especially in Moria. |
Forum: Quiz Room
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![]() He was too busy being a bookie on the outcome of the war against Sauron. Unfortunatly, (I can't spell) he didn't believe Frodo would ever really make it, so he lost big when Farmer Maggot and the... |
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 2,178,947
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![]() That right there? That was messed up. Okay, hmm . . . any caption would just . . . whoa . . . Gollum: "Nassssty orcesss won't recognize us now!" Okay . . . that one sounded semi-decent! ... |
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
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Replies: 46
Views: 10,693
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![]() Okay, I am feeling REALLY unobserant. But please ANYBODY!!! Answere my question. Shouldn't Gandalf's sword be glowing in Moria? Or not? |
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
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Replies: 41
Views: 9,481
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![]() Ooh, Boromir/Faramir has been done though! (ha ha. Lame joke.) smilies/rolleyes.gif I like Trobbits! Were there maiar conected to water? If there were, cross"bread" them with Balrogs!!! (Sorry I'm... |
Forum: Novices and Newcomers
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Replies: 56
Views: 9,126
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![]() Cool! One of the few times I wasn't wrong! (I get yelled at alot 'round here! smilies/wink.gif ) |
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