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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
11-01-2012, 03:53 PM
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Replies: 587
Views: 114,099
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
10-26-2012, 03:53 PM
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Replies: 6,669
Views: 892,125
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Unforgiven
Fortunately Sauron had invested in Lembas shares...
Fortunately Sauron had invested in Lembas shares and the returns from the Mirkwood Stock exchange paid for the rebuidling of the death star... i mean, mount doom. He invited everyone to the grand... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
10-26-2012, 03:45 PM
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Replies: 587
Views: 114,099
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Blue and white, with red stripes, and two golden...
Blue and white, with red stripes, and two golden bells a-hanging. How did the fellowship of the Nine be chosen, and on what merit? |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
10-24-2012, 03:43 PM
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Replies: 6,669
Views: 892,125
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Unfortunately an undiscovered palantir...Unfortunately an undiscovered palantir broadcasted all of this to Sauron and he went into a fit of rage and destroyed Mount Doom. |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
10-24-2012, 03:34 PM
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Replies: 587
Views: 114,099
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His Balrog proof Magneto Helmet.
How...His Balrog proof Magneto Helmet. How old was Legolas when he met Aragorn for the first time? |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
10-24-2012, 03:29 PM
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Replies: 596
Views: 130,745
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He hadn’t. Instead the Nazgul stabbed Sam, he...He hadn’t. Instead the Nazgul stabbed Sam, he deflated like a balloon and was mistaken for Gollum. Gandalf drove him away and Frodo had to run around Mordor all-alone at the mercy of the real Gollum.... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
10-23-2012, 12:42 PM
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Replies: 596
Views: 130,745
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He did, and now he wants to make the world a...He did, and now he wants to make the world a hobbits only place... preparing for the inevitable war with mankind. I wish Tolkien would have written the Star Wars movies. |
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Forum: The Barrow-Downs
10-23-2012, 12:36 PM
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Replies: 221
Views: 175,804
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Werewolves, Vampires and other creatures?
...Werewolves, Vampires and other creatures? All at once or one at a time.... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
10-23-2012, 12:33 PM
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Replies: 6,669
Views: 892,125
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Fortunately, the Nazgul came riding in and...Fortunately, the Nazgul came riding in and everyone except Gandalf fled. |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
10-23-2012, 12:31 PM
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Replies: 587
Views: 114,099
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Unforgiven
Year old Lembas in skunk sauce.
How did...
Year old Lembas in skunk sauce. How did Smeagol survive for so long under the ground? |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
10-22-2012, 02:42 PM
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Replies: 587
Views: 114,099
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Unforgiven
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
10-22-2012, 02:39 PM
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Replies: 6,669
Views: 892,125
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Unforgiven
Unfortunately, with time going backwards, Legolas...Unfortunately, with time going backwards, Legolas moved in on Aragorn again. |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
10-22-2012, 02:28 PM
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Replies: 6,669
Views: 892,125
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Fortunately, the uncloaked Gandalf in the bushes...Fortunately, the uncloaked Gandalf in the bushes cast a backwards spell and everything began to run backwards. |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
10-22-2012, 01:23 PM
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Replies: 6,669
Views: 892,125
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Unfortunately for Legolas, Aragorn had used...Unfortunately for Legolas, Aragorn had used superglue to mend his broken blade. .. and the end was pointy too. |
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Forum: Quiz Room
10-22-2012, 01:19 PM
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Replies: 416
Views: 156,750
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Unforgiven
HOBBITS
1. Farmer Cotton
2. Smeagol
3....HOBBITS 1. Farmer Cotton 2. Smeagol 3. Belladonna Took 4. Lalia Clayhanger Took 5. Bandobras "Bullroarer" Took |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
10-22-2012, 01:14 PM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 2,242,872
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"You could try to get closer to me... I'm in..."You could try to get closer to me... I'm in love... I'm in deep " "Please come inside when you're ready to... But no chance if you don't want to dance" |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
10-22-2012, 01:09 PM
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Replies: 587
Views: 114,099
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When most mountains were pebbles, Gandalf roamed...When most mountains were pebbles, Gandalf roamed the land. Why does one not simply walk into Mordor? |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
10-19-2012, 02:29 PM
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Replies: 587
Views: 114,099
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Why is Arwen near-useless?
She's a couple...Why is Arwen near-useless? She's a couple thousand years long in the tooth, that's why. Who or what were the Nazgul originally? |
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Forum: Quiz Room
10-18-2012, 03:55 PM
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Replies: 416
Views: 156,750
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
10-18-2012, 03:52 PM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 2,242,872
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Hey, who does your flaxen hair? I could use a...Hey, who does your flaxen hair? I could use a good wash and wax. |
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Forum: Quiz Room
10-18-2012, 03:47 PM
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Replies: 416
Views: 156,750
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Windfola Eowyn's grey horse
One more to...Windfola Eowyn's grey horse One more to go... hi ho, silver away! 1. Bill 2. Firefoot 3. Brego 4. Nahar 5. Strider 6. Roheryn |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
10-18-2012, 03:40 PM
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Replies: 587
Views: 114,099
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Why does Elrond have grey eyes?
They were...Why does Elrond have grey eyes? They were green but he looked too hard at Gandalf the Grey and... poof! Why were Tom Bombadil and Glorfindel not featured in the PJ movie trilogy? |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
10-17-2012, 03:56 PM
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Replies: 587
Views: 114,099
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Q - Why do dwarves wear their beards so long?
...Q - Why do dwarves wear their beards so long? A - None of the dwarves looked as good as Dopey. The beards were a beautification. Where did Gandalf The Grey go to become The White? |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
10-11-2012, 02:55 PM
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Replies: 587
Views: 114,099
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Q - Why is hobbit hair curly?
A - No one...Q - Why is hobbit hair curly? A - No one invented a comb in Hobbiton. Why are the Elves mostly archers, the humans swordsmen and do dwarves wield the axe? |
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Forum: Quiz Room
10-09-2012, 03:30 PM
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Replies: 416
Views: 156,750
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