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Trouble insues at the premiere of TTT
Ok, unless you are being forced to go to the Barrow-Downs, you are very much anticipating the premiere of TTT than you were on the premiere of FOTR. So, to prepare you (ok, more like entertain you) for the premiere, list A)things you should do at the premiere of TTT or B)things you should not do at the Harry Potter premiere to avoid getting thrown out by HP fans.
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Should not do at HP: Tell them that they're REALLY Tolkien fans, and they're too idiotic to realize it.
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Do not yell this at the top of your lungs at the HP premiere: "Bring on the Orcs!"
"Sauron could whip [whatever the bad guys name is, I don't know! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] ] any day!" "Am I supposed to be impressed?" during the dueling scene. "More blood! More arrows! More elves!" Start whispering the rings inscription, and gradually get louder, (Like at the council meeting!) [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] "Frodo! What happened to you!" When Harry comes on the screen. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] This is fun! But I have this nagging feeling these are all lame. I'm at that tired point where everything is funny! |
Apparently the TTT trailor is shown on with Hp... The possibilities are endless. I was thinking of getting up and leaving after the trailor, but... I'm too cheap to pay to go see HP, and not see it.
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Not to do at HP: When that fat wizard dude (like I give a crap what his name is say,
"My God, Gandalf, what have you done with yourself?" |
most harry potter fans are 12 year old dorks or 40 year old men.
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Don't worry Mintyztwin they're not lame, they're really funny!
Someone should definitely go to the HP premier in Hobbit feet. And send me pictures of the looks on the faces of the people who actually like HP! |
Thanks! And that's a good idea! I'd do it if I had hobbit feet and time to waste on HP! [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img]
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*blush* Thank you! I'm flattered!
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As for things you should NOT do at HP premiere? Don't wave a sword in the door of the threatre and scream "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!" |
i didn't say ALL of them are, just a good porton of hp fans.
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I like Harry Potter, and I am neither a 12 year-old or a 40-year old. I'm not even a man, I'm a girl. I think that was rather steriotypical of you. [img]smilies/redface.gif[/img]
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first of all, i said most.
and secound, im not here to be nice or politically correct or all that touchy-feely crap. my opions are conterversial, so what? |
Okay kiddies, let's play nice together?
That was HILARIOUS, Thenamir! Well, my friend and i were going to go see HP, and when the TTT trailor came on start screaming and clapping......and hope we don't get kicked outta the theatre... |
No offence ppl, but i agree with Azelia(sp?) that is very steriotypical of you, I like Harry Potter, but I LOVE LotR, so there. You dont have to just like one of them!
(but there seriously is no competition, LotR all the way! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] ) |
I like HP, thank you very much.
Not this again... |
I think i will shout that thing about frodo what happened to you
that would be hilarious.... [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img] and you know jk rowling(the one who wrote harry potter) where did she get the idea to put her name in that why like J.K. Rowling, J.R.R. Tolkien?? sad real sad |
Apologies for barging into this comical area, but I felt that something needed to be said.
People, I seriously doubt that the creator of this topic intended it to end up as a brawl between HP and LOTR. Reading a couple of these posts, and especially that last post made by Beruthiel, I am getting the feeling that this is not going to run so smoothly. I mean, honestly! This was meant for light humor. Naz10 is right in saying that he is allowed to have controversial opinions, and that he doesn't have to make sure that he doesn't offend everyone. When you think about it, it is very difficult to please everyone. So just let it go. I repeat- let his comment go. I, myself, am a 14 year old girl who likes HP and LOTR, but I didn't go after Naz10. If you didn't like it, simply move on. Also, this was not supposed to be a thread about which is better (HP or LOTR) or to make fun of the HP books. I find it silly for you all to start posting flaming comments about HP when that was uncalled for. It will only stir trouble, and no one wants that. There have been many HP VS LOTR thread before, and next to no good has come out of them. We. Do. Not. Want. Trouble. So, for all of our sakes, lighten up and move along. |
JUST to give information...
J.K. Rowlins used her initials not to copy J.R.R. Tolkien but because her publisher (I think thats it) suggested it because boys wouldn't believe that a woman would know so much about being a boy. Mind you, I'm paraphrasing from an interview I had read. Now back to the fun..... |
Thank you for clearing that up DarkRose. It seems every time someone mentions HP on this site someone has to say something about it.
And to the people that started it: "Do not meddle in the affairs of HP fans, for they are subtle and quick to anger." [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] |
Well, I must say this thread is a bit confusing. The title is about the TTT premiere, but all the posts are about the HP premiere.
Anyway, I've got something that you should NOT do at the TTT premiere. If it ends like the book, with Frodo being stung by Shelob, you should not stand up and yell, "Don't worry folks! He isn't really dead!" Okay, lame because Shelob probably won't be in TTT, but imagining myself doing that cracked me up, 'cause when Gandalf died in FotR, and the people around me were gasping and saying "Oh no" I almost felt like assuring them that he was coming back. [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] |
(I'm really sorry, Naz10 and others, I didn't mean to start anything. I know we're all entitled to our opinions, and once in a while we're going to take offence with each other. *Shrug* it happens. Now let's get back to the fun!)
Should not do at TTT Premiere: Stand up and randomly shout insults at the Orcs, or Saruman, Or the Lord of the Nazgul, or Wormtongue... basically any "bad guy" on screen at the time.(I've been known to do this at home, but not in the theater, and never to LOTR) I can't see myself doing that, but still... |
Don't be sorry.
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*cries tears of joy*
All of you that said you like Harry Potter have just made my day. I thought I was the only one who liked him on these boards. I like Harry Potter and Lord of the Rings EQUALLY! Quote:
#1 thing not to do at the Harry Potter premir is insult Harry Potter in any way, shape, or form cause I'll rally my Harry Potter fans together and tear you apart. Somthing not to at TTT premir: Go dressed in wizard robes. [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img] I'll stop now. |
i'm gonna stand outside the theater on a soapbox and insult hp until they take me out kicking and screaming.
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I hope you don't mind if I'm part of the angry Harry Potter fan mob that hangs you when you do that Naz. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
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I'll be sure to pack a beretta.
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NO! I'll kidnap that kid who plays harry potter! i bet the fans will pay alot to get him back, expecually when i start sending his fingers to them in the mail...
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You can do that?!?!? (Send fingers through the mail.) Kewl! Okay, I will go back to the topic, 'cause I was having fun. (What the world needs now if Fun! [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] )
Do NOT do at HP premier: When HP comes on the screen yell "Dark magic will not avail you! Go back to the shadows from whence you came! YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!" While standing and waving a sword and staff around like Gandalf. (Oh - you do have swords and staffs, right? [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] ) When the head wizard guy, (whatever his name is) comes on, scream Mithrander is dead! And then sing the lament for Gandlaf REAL LOUD!!!!! Things to do at TTT: Stand up and fight the Orcs in pantomime with Aragorn. Audinces love this! Seriously! Swoon when the hero you personally like come on screen. "Arwen? What in the name of Eru are YOU doing here?!?!?!?" When she comes on the screen. Stand at the door and make sure all who enter have read the books. If they haven't make them sit outside with a copy of LotR and don't let them in until they have AT LEAST read through TTT!!! Okay, my burst of creativness was all used up! See y'all later! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] |
dont do at HP premiere:
attempt to kill the wannabe orc(dobby) when harry and ron go into the forbidden forest and see SPIDERS dont: Shout out " go back to the shadows from whence you came, spawn of Ungoliant!!!!" Start screaming anything in particular about mirkwood, shelob or ungoliant Dont start singing "old fat spider spinning in a tree! old fat spider cant see me! attercop attercop!! wont you stop, stop your spinning and look for me? old tomnoddy, all big body, old tomnoddy cant spy me! attercop attercop!! down you drop! youll never catch me up your tree!" |
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. . . HA!!
Need I say more? Okay. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! |
Sorry Rose Cotton, it'll be a double hanging, I'm with Naz10 on this one!!!! [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]
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Not to do at HP premiere: When the HP owl (or whatever the heck his name is), scream really loud: "Ceribian from Dunland! HIDE!!"
And then duck under the seats. |
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! That last was great Tealdude3! Muy comico!!! Hee hee hee!
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Personally, though I do like Harry Potter, I will in fact use the "Crebain from Dunland!" one. Probably quietly to my friends, but thank you nonetheless.
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take a cut out sword to the HP premiere and when you see spiders yell " i shall give you a name, i shall call you sting!" and then sing the attercop song' old fat spider sitting in a tree!!! [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]
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