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Gimli Son Of Gloin 06-26-2002 09:37 PM

Umltimate Matchup. 4 Men Enter, ! Man Exit.
 
In an all oout fight, every man for himself, no teams or good guys or bad guys, who would win, all fighting at the same time. Sauron, Voldemort, Gandalf, and Dumbledore. Who would win? I would put the dough on Sauron. How bout' you?

Alkanoonion 06-26-2002 09:46 PM

I would have to say frodo, if he uses the ring. How do you kill some one who is invisible? [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img]

woops I would pick Sauron with the ring.
[img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]

[ June 26, 2002: Message edited by: Alkanoonion ]

Lindolirian 06-26-2002 09:52 PM

Whose Voldemort and Dumbledore?

But as for Gandalf and Sauron, Id put my money on Gandalf. The way i see it is that they are both Maiar, but Sauron is more powerful. Unfortunatly for him, Gandalf is the wisest of the Maiar, which gives him the advatage. A little weak guy with good wrestling moves might take down a huge football player who doesn't know what he's doing if you know what i mean. But Sauron isn't just a big dumb jock, nor is Gandalf weak. So it would be a pretty good fight, but i belive that Gandalf would win in the end.

The Fifth 06-26-2002 10:28 PM

I am voting for Sauron!!!

Daniel Telcontar 06-27-2002 01:23 AM

I am afraid that Sauron would beat Gandalf. Sauron learned many foul things when he was the servant of Morgoth, and Gandalf strength is not that he can fight, but that he knows the weak spot in his enemy. He just needs someone to hit that spot for him.

Starbreeze 06-27-2002 01:13 PM

It would have to be Voldemort for me.

Rosa_Baggins 06-27-2002 02:14 PM

i think sauron with the ring would win [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Gimli Son Of Gloin 06-28-2002 12:26 PM

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Whose Voldemort and Dumbledore?
They're two losers from Harry Potter. Voldemort is the evil guy, Dumbledore is a rip of Gandalf.

GreatWarg 06-28-2002 12:38 PM

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It would have to be Voldemort for me.
*gasp!* VOLDEMORT?! PUH-LEEZE! He gets beaten by a BABY! Nay, Sauron is the TRUE evil! Voldemort is just a cheap copy! But I'd still say, Gandalf would so kick Dumbledore's... just as Sauron would kick Voldemort's. But in any case, Sauron vs. Gandalf? O.o This'll be a battle to remember!

Neferchoirwen 06-28-2002 12:43 PM

Gandalf is my bet. My first bet would have been Dumbledore, but I changed my mind anyway... [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

Greyhame 06-28-2002 12:45 PM

Sauron and Gandalf would kill each other, after first turning on and annihilating the hopelessly inept dweebuses from HP.

Neferchoirwen 06-28-2002 12:46 PM

What would have happened if all of them would have fought anyway? (aside from all four of them looking quite the same)

Gimli Son Of Gloin 06-28-2002 02:37 PM

Voldermort would try to cast the weenie green light killing spell that he tried to kill Potter with on someone, it would kill Dumbledore most likely, but Gandalf? PLEASE! Gandalf would suck it up with his staff or something. Or it just might give him a broken toe or something. and if Volde tried that on Sauron... Sauron would pick him up by the shirt collar and eat him! Voldemort would be so pitiful. And then Dumbledore, hee-hee! I can imagine Dumbledore and Gandalf duking it out. That would be funny... the only thing would be Sauron and Gandalf, that could go either way.

What would happen if instead of Voldemort and Dumbledore, it was Yoda and Darth Vader??? I have no idea who would win. It would be a draw between all four.

gollum*elf*pup 06-28-2002 03:27 PM

it would either be sauron or gandalf. i mean, dumbledore and voldemort wouldn't stand a chance. what wouldthey do? use they're flimsy little wands and spells and hit each toher? (I HATE DUMBLEDORE! dont ask me why, but i do. he is sucha copy of Gandalf) HEEHEE, MUST KILL DUMBLEDORE!

Gimli Son Of Gloin 06-28-2002 03:39 PM

Voldermort's a wannabe. Dumbledore's a wannabe Gandalf. Harry Potter's a stupid little kid.

Sauron is awesome. Gandalf is uncomparable. Frodo is cool/.

[ June 29, 2002: Message edited by: Gimli Son Of Gloin ]

Neferchoirwen 06-29-2002 12:17 AM

Yoda and Darth Vader and Gandalf and Sauron???
Yoda might want to recruit Gandalf. Sauron wuold beat Darth Vader.

Gimli Son Of Gloin 06-29-2002 11:56 AM

I don't know about that. Yoda is really powerful, he might beat Gandalf. Darth Vader might beat Gandalf, but doubtful. Yoda probably would not beat Sauron. I don't know, it would be a four way draw.

[ June 29, 2002: Message edited by: Gimli Son Of Gloin ]

NazgulNumber10 06-29-2002 09:08 PM

definitly sauron. did you see him in the opening sequence of FotR? knocking back 12 guys with his hammer ohhh yeah, beating dumbledore and voldemort's heads in.
and how about a tag-team ladder match?
frodo and sam
VS
merry and pippin
on mewf( middle earth wrestling federation)
[img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]

Pallando 07-01-2002 05:05 PM

For starters, I'd pick Gandalf, for his wisdom and the fact that he's a Maiar, but, I would also put my $ on Sauron, considering the fact that he beated up ALOT of good guys, turned 9 Men into Wraiths, turned the Palantir into tools of evil and the fact that he learned most of his stuff from Melkor, his master.

Dumbledore wouldn't last long, and Volde- oops, You-know-who [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] , would, of course, try the Avada Kedavra curse, but it would probably only kill Dumbledore (but maybe he will shout out the counter-curse) and have no effect on the LOTR characters. But Sauron vs Gandalf? I don't know....

Nevfeniel 07-01-2002 05:10 PM

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Sauron would pick him up by the shirt collar and eat him!
Eat him? Well. . . that would be kinda unexpected. . .

Anyhoo, I think that Gandalf would beat Voldemort and definitely Dumbledore. After all, he defeated a balrog. However, I'm not sure about Gandalf verses Sauron.

ElanorGamgee 07-01-2002 09:40 PM

I'd automatically eliminate Voldemort and Dumbledore, which leaves Sauron and Gandalf. It's a close match, but I think that Gandalf would win because it seems that in The Lord of the Rings good nearly always triumphs, even when the odds are on evil's side.

Rosseiliantiel 07-09-2002 09:59 PM

I think that Sauron would win because he...would! Gah, I dunno.

Nevfeniel 07-09-2002 10:19 PM

Hehe, Sauron vs. Harry Potter. . . [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]

Lothiriel Silmarien 07-09-2002 10:24 PM

HA! Sauron would win that!!! I mean, a little 12 year old with a scar on his head vs. an extremely evil bad guy who's a Maiar and who's lived waaaaaaay longer than 12 years AND look how he handled those guys at the Last Alliance...I mean, how many more reasons does Sauron need?!

Nevfeniel 07-09-2002 10:25 PM

Heh, Sauron would win even without the ring.
Ooh! Evil plan! Tell Sauron that Harry Potter has been spreading horrible lies about him and his love for jewelry, then lock them up together in a small glass room and watch!

[ July 10, 2002: Message edited by: Nevfeniel ]

Lothiriel Silmarien 07-09-2002 10:27 PM

Very true! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Rosseiliantiel 07-09-2002 11:22 PM

ooo, a luvly fight! hehehe...

Nevfeniel 07-10-2002 07:56 AM

Who wants to buy tickets? They're only $50! (I have no idea how much that is in British money)

Gimli Son Of Gloin 07-10-2002 09:24 PM

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Hehe, Sauron vs. Harry Potter. . .
I had a dream about that once. http://www.raffs.de/pc/r3/i/rtcw_10m.jpg

http://www.teddy4u.co.uk/acatalog/ha...er%20plush.jpg

MUY HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!

Sorry Heinrich, but you are the closest I could find to Sauron. Heinrich is a character in the computer game Return to Castle Wolfenstein

[ July 10, 2002: Message edited by: Gimli Son Of Gloin ]

Lothiriel Silmarien 07-10-2002 09:38 PM

I'm laughing so hard now, that's so funny!!! Um, sorry Harry, Sauron's a liiittle bit bigger than you! [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

Rosseiliantiel 07-11-2002 09:21 AM

Hm,
Giant Great Evil Dark Powerful Scary Maiar
vs
Small Scrawny Boy with Broken Fork on his Forehead and Coke Bottle Glasses

I can just see it now...hehehe [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
<<no offense to anything or anyone containing, consisting of or relating to Harry Potter>>

Gimli Son Of Gloin 07-11-2002 12:39 PM

I was the one that said he had a scar on his head like a broken fork!

Rosseiliantiel 07-15-2002 07:29 PM

oh that was you! I had it floating around in my head and I wasn't sure where it came from, sorry [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] now I remember. It's quite true, too, and comically brilliant to boot [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Losthuniel 07-23-2002 06:41 AM

my money goes on the angry Maia with dry eye.

[ July 24, 2002: Message edited by: Losthuniel ]

ArwenBaggins 07-25-2002 02:45 PM

my money would be on Sauron.

Hey, I liked HP, but Voldermort and Dumbledor? Jeez!

Kettle of fish 07-26-2002 12:19 AM

Sauron would win.

Eowyn of Ithilien 07-26-2002 06:42 AM

Gandalf for wisdom, power and sheer hard-headedness [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Elenna 07-26-2002 10:10 AM

Ummm, I could be completely wrong on this, but here goes...

I think that Dumbledore, being a takeoff of Gandalf, would probably defeat Voldemort. Then, Sauron would kill Dumbledore. Then, Gandalf and Sauron would duke it out, causing them both to be destroyed.

That's my analysis.

Ithaeliel 07-26-2002 11:19 AM

Dumbledore would kill Voldemort, because in Harry Potter the good guys always win. Then Gandalf would kill Dumbledore for impersonating him, and then Sauron would duke it out with Gandy. Ultimately, Gandalf would win, because he saved his power for the fight and Sauron did not.

NazgulNumberTen 07-26-2002 12:27 PM

i got one
MELKOR VS VOLDEMORT
muahahahaha
guess who my money is on...

[ July 26, 2002: Message edited by: NazgulNumberTen ]


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