Right in time for the hollidays...LOTR Christmas carols
 

Hey folks I found a site with a bunch of christams songs with a LOTR twist,enjoy!

http://lotrscrapbook.bookloaf.net/songs/christmas.html

Oh, those are so funny!

*chuckles*

Now to add my own:

Oh Denethor, oh Denethor,
Your fireworks are such a bore.
All you have is burning kings,
They don't even have golden rings,
Oh Denethor, oh Denethor,
Your fireworks are such a bore.

This is my version of We Three Kings:

We Three Elves

We three elves of Lorien are,
One in a tree and one on the path.
Silently laying, watching and waiting,
To catch any foe we pass.

O… tree of splendour, tree of light,
Caras Galadhon looks good tonight.
Lord in his chair, lady at mirror,
Following Frodo as he fights.

Lo! Here comes a travelling group.
They ask for help, we give them the boot.
They bow to us lowly, we guard them closely,
Bows loaded and ready to shoot.

O… tree of splendour, tree of light,
Caras Galadhon looks good tonight.
Lord in his chair, lady at mirror,
Following Frodo as he fights.

Lord and lady, dazzling in white,
Greet the strangers, shrouded in white.
He sighs and murmurs, she knows their purpose,
The psychic old bat’s always right.

O… tree of splendour, tree of light,
Caras Galadhon looks good tonight.
Lord in his chair, lady at mirror,
Following Frodo as he fights.

We lead them down to camp until day,
Preparing boats, store lembas away.
Give them their gifts and send them adrift,
Down Anduin on their way.

O… tree of splendour, tree of light,
Caras Galadhon looks good tonight.
Lord in his chair, lady at mirror,
Following Frodo as he fights.

"Khazad! Khazad-dum!" is pretty good; even though the original song gets on my nerves.