The Barrow Wights Evil Plot!
 

The World has changed. I feel it in the water, I feel it in the earth, I smell it in the air.
It began with the forging of the accounts. Many were given to the Americans, Western, intelligent and great. Some to the British, great conquerers and traders of the sea. And a few... a few were gifted to the people of Scandinavia, who above all desire central heating.
For within these accounts was bound the ability and the will to post at the barrowdowns.com forum.
Yet they were all of them deceived, for another account was made. In the land of the internet, in the fires of www.barrowdowns.com, the dark lord Barrow Wight forged a Master Account.
And into this Account he poured his malice, his evil, and his will to dominate all BD.
One Account to rule them all.
One by one, the free (but naughty) users of BD were deleted by the power of the Account. Yet there were some who resisted.
A last Alliance of ruleabiding and nonruleabiding BD's marched against the armies of the Barrow wight, and upon the slopes of barrowdowns.com they fought for their freedom.
Victory was near... yet the power of the Account could not be undone. It was on that moment, when all hope had faded, that Isildur son of the king took up his fathers keyboard.
The Barrowwight, enemy of the unlawful people on BD, was defeated. The Account passed to Isildur, who had this one chance to destroy evil forever.
But the hearts of BDer's are easily corrupted, and the Account of Power has a will of it's own. It betrayed Isildur - to his death. And some things that should not have been forgotten were lost.
History became boring, R.S. too. And for two and a half years the Account passed out of all knowledge.
Until, when chance came, it ensnared an old bearer. The Barrow Wight has retaken his Account!

So, what evil plots do you think hes up to?

(by the way, mr barrow wight sir, please dont delete my account... grovel,grovel)

[ May 29, 2003: Message edited by: the guy who be short ]

God knows what evil plots he's hiding, but my god, you deserve a million awards for the best post ever!! That was brilliantly written!!

*applauds a lot*

many thanks. *bows* come on, i need replies before The Dark Lord shuts this thread down.

That was really funny [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] Well, I am making an effort to lose the abbreviations, so I won't say lol, but you know I want to [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] *scurries off to look for another part of the script to change*... [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]

~Menelien

Haha...that was funny. I think that the Barrow-Wight's evil plot is actully to get us all addicted to this site by making it so good that we are on here even when we should be studying for Finals (I have my first one in four hours: I really should be reviewing again). And, as this is amusing and appropriate, I doubt he will hurt you. He is victorious in the end, too, and the naughty posters do lose by getting their accounts deleted. Tells a good lesson: don't mess with Barrow-Wight.

[ May 29, 2003: Message edited by: VanimaEdhel ]

His plot is to mesmerise us with the green letters and the black background... mesmerising...

*applause* [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] Brilliantly written, guy! Mae carnen, and do pray that BW doesn't get mad at you for this.

Terrific writing and a fun post.

If this is an evil plot by the Barrow Wight then I guess we have all been drawn in and held captive and captivated by his web-ring of power.

Keep up the good work Barrow Wight!

Like everyone alse says: He's trying to tie us to the net... Hold us captive to it. For in the computer lies the will to bind us to the net... Opps... I think that kinda hit me already... I'm addicted... MR BW!!! [img]smilies/mad.gif[/img]

No doubt he is up to some evil and malcious plan.
By the way, I keep feeling like something is watching me...especially when I am on this site.
Could it be? No, it cannot be! Oh no! It's the eye of the barrow wight!

If by my life or death I can save you, I will! You have my keyboard!

It was really really good!

*Uncontrolled Laughter*

Pray the Barrow Wright doesn't find this and become wrathful (becuase he will find it), but that was VERY funny. Kudos. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

That was very funny and humorous and so forth. Well written, too. Our only hope is to destroy the Account! But I cannot destroy it! I am too obssessed! Aaaah! Someone save us from this dilemma! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

I hope you don't mind if I make an addition to the script...

Newbie: What are they?
[Somebody else]: They were once Men. Great people of Men. Then BW the Deceiver gave to them nine (?) ranks of power. Blinded by their greed, they took them without question. One by one, falling to darkness. Now they are slaves to his will. They are the Mods. Moderators. Neither living nor dead. At all times they feel the presence of the Newbie. They will never stop hunting you. [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

Sorry, couldn't resist, you know we really do like you guys... [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

~Menelien

And my mouse!

and my Moniter


O MY GOSH that was too funny.

We can become the fellowship of the acount Muhahahahaha [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img] [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img]

guy who be short, nice. [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] BW, we really do love you! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] And thanks so much for creating this site. To all mods: Thanks for your time and helpfulness! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
Oh yes, you have my internet connection. [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]

Peace

lol, very funny! And yeah, the BW is cool in his own way [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
and of course, you have my CPU [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

OH my god that was the funniest thing ive ever seen!... Scandanavia.. central heating...

*everdawn is getting strange looks from her family becuase she is laughing so hard*

I think he wants to kill us all, he has the squirrels... ahhh!, they are watching us... *looks around* but you diddnt hear it form me...

America, Brittain and Scandinavia eh? Well, since I'm one of the few that does not life there, I would be Ghan-Bûri-Ghan or Tom Bombadil [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

It seems that the BW has not yet discoverd us. The one acount must be taken and thrown into the chasm that is called SPAM. One of you must do this.

*silence emerges*

But then again, we could just accept his leadership and life on into the happiness that is the barrow downs.

everyone: hear hear.

Suilad,

Anuion

P.S. you have my webcam

And my speakers!

lol, this is turning into "list the computer parts"

So be it! You shall be the Fellowship of the Computer Parts!

Hey!

No ones going anywhere without me!

You'll have to tie us up in a sack filled with squid to stop us! Er, yeah.

Right! You need people of intelligence on this sort of mission...quest...thing! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

You have my ZIP drive!

[ May 30, 2003: Message edited by: Sapphire_Flame ]

Oh, that is brilliant, both the guy who be short and Galadrieloftheolden. *wipes tears of laughter from eye* Brilliant.

-aman

(*whispers* And you have my scanner!)

Well, that rules you out saphire. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

You have my printer!

[img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img] Thanks, Helka.

Theoden: So many bans. So many bans! What can poster do against such reckless mods...? [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] ^#^#^#^#^#^#^#^#^#^#^#^#^#^#^#^#^#^#^#^#^#^#^#^#^# ^#^#^#^#^
Gandalf: BW's wrath will be terrible, his retribution swift. The battle for MEMayhem is over. The battle for the BDs is about to begin. All our hopes now lie with two young hackers, somewhere in cyberspace.

Sorry, couldn't resist. None of this is meant in offence. I'm just taking advantage of the script in a... creative way. [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

~Menelien

Edit: No... spelling, going, going, gone.

[ May 30, 2003: Message edited by: GaladrieloftheOlden ]

It has become clear. We must take the power from Barrow-Wight. Niluial, you go. You are the burglar. Gandalf said you where the one suited for the job.

Hmmm... can you imagine the council of elrond?
E: who will take the Account of power to MEMayhem?
All: Its already there. The BW has it!
E: Damn! So whats the point in this council?
G: It was your idea.

E: well, its just that wairing dresses is starting to get boring and the chatconversations on the downs are so serious.
All: Then go to the leggie boppers.(orcs)

And you have my CD-ROM drive!

The BW is uneasy. His eye is fixed on ME Mayhem!

No, cos MEMayhem is alike to Mordor, seeing as Sauron rules Mordor, BW moderates MEMayhem.

G: We must march into MEMayhem and throw the Account, and BW, into the fires of BD.
Boz: Not with ten thousand men could you do this.
G: We can do it! Do not forget that each of us also has an account of power!
Boz: I dont [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img]

This is getting very off topic, seeing as theres no Gandalf in the land of the Internet. Or Elrond. Or...

You have myyyyy..... Mother Board!!!!!

Personaly I think the Barrow Wights "evil plot" is to spread the good word of Tolkien across the net, to all good peoples (or corpses for that matter)and wraiths around ME, Mayhem or no [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] .

No, no, nO, NO, NO!
I said evil! evil! such as mesmerising us with the green letters... or getting us addicted to the net...

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You cannot use it. none of us can. the Account can be wielded by The Barrow Wight alone.
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There is only One Lord of the Accounts... and he does not delete members without a reason!
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F:I wish the account had never come to me, I wish none of this had ever happened!
G:So do all who live to see such times, but that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time we are given. There are other forces at work in the 'downs than the will of evil. Bilbo was meant to create the account, which means that you also were meant to create one. And that is an encouraging thought.
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G:Confound it all, Samwise Gamgee, have you been eavesdropping?
S:I ain't been dropping no eaves, sir, honest, I was just cutting the grass outside the window, if you follow me.
G:A bit late for trimming the verge.
S:I heard raised voices.
G:What did you hear? Speak!
S:Nothing important. That is, I heard a good deal about an account and the Barrow-wight, and something about the end of the 'downs. Please don't hurt me, sir, don't turn me into anything unnatural.

ok, I'm done for now

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[ May 30, 2003: Message edited by: ElenCala Isil ]