Modern Middle Earth Products
 

Try and think of a middle earth product that might appear in our world. Remember, try to make it funny!

My own: Hobagachis: Hours of take-care-of-your-own-hobbit fun! Feed him, take care of him, and dicipline him when need be! Go to www.gamgeeproducts.com for more information.

Note: this site does not really exist

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I like "Cris´bas", flavoured Lembas.
They´re kinda like Rispinos from Unle Ben´s (know those?). Come in packages in the following flavours. Chocolate, caramel, banana, vanilla, Apple-Cinnamon, Chilli, Paprika, Cheezze, Sourcream&Onion etc, etc. Very popular with young elves, as well as
WiteMix. That´s a mix of white mead and lemonade. 5/6 lemonade, that is. [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]
And another: Falma, elven Vogue. Shows all the trends, tips and celebs in elven settlements all over ME. Esssential to Eldar under 1500.

For more, visit www.elventeen.com/what_you_need.html

(no, that doesn´t exist either)

This one really does exist! At least I think so.

Well..it had to happen eventually, LOTR has become the fruit flavored gummy candy kids love.

Click here!

they should sell the one ring in bulk.You can just imagine what gollum would do in that situation...
gollum: (rolling in the rings) PRECIOUSSES!

As for the gummies, I always just use a lemon or butterscotch Lifesaver as my "one ring of power"

Note: Do not try wearing these on your finger, they tend to get stuck at the most inopertune times....

Anyhow.... what about Galadriels mirror.....

I can see myself owning "Galadriel's mirror". I would look into it and see myself 40 years from now!