Senior Favorites!
 

This is sort of like the Novice and Newcomer thread, "Alltime favorite characters." But, I intend this one to be more comedious. You remember the highschool years with those "senior favorites (Best looking, nicest eyes...etc) Well, here's my list, I hope to add yours, and if you have anymore "senior favorites" to add please do so.

Best Looking: Faramir and Galadriel

Nicest Eyes: Legolas and Arwen

Most Likely to commit suicide: I would say Denethor but he's already done it. So I will say, Elrond and Rosie (come on your husband left you for a man, and left you with 13 kids, that's got to be stressful).

Best Creature to ride: Ent

Cutest Couple: Eowyn and Faramir

Most Athletic: Boromir and Eowyn

Best Musically inclined: Tom Bombadil and Galadriel

Nicest Car(oops, I mean horse): Gandalf and Arwen (well it really was Glorfindel's horse, but oh well).

Nicest Hair: Legolas and Galadriel

Shyest: Gimli and dwarf women (They're too shy to even be mentioned in Tolkien, well except for Dis)

Most Manipulative: The Ring

Most likely to kill PJ because they got screwed when he made the movie: It was a tie between Eomer, Glorfindel, Haldir, Imrahil, Beregond, Ghan-Buri-Ghan, and The little hobbit uprisers during the Scouring.

Class of 3019
 

Most likely to make it to the prestigious Forlong 500 list: Sauron, for his (erm) drive to succeed.

Most likely to become a pot-smoking, tree-hugging hippy: Bombadillo. (That is, if he's willing to trade in his yellow boots for Birkenstocks.)

(Gollum voice) He's a liar, and a thief! A dirty, filthy thief!

You do mean Eomer's horse, of course, now don't you? :rolleyes: ;) :D

Great idea, Boromir!
 

Best Looking: Aragorn, Faramir, and Merry! :D
Nicest Eyes: Frodo`s- They`re just so big and blue!
Most Likely to Commit Suicide: Hmm...Faramir. Poor guy! Denethor is such a jerk! *kicks Denny Oops! Sorry Denethor! :p
Best Creature to Ride: A Fell beast- covers great distances.
Cutest Couple: Sam and Rosie
Most Athletic: Merry- Don`t know why.
Best Musically Inclined: Aragorn and Legolas- I mean, they made up Boromir`s death song right on the spot! Now that`s talent!
Nicest Horse: Shadowfax and Asfaloth
Nicest Hair: Arwen

Yearbook inclined
 

Ahh... i hate year books... Even i was voted most artistic :D

ok, here's your material:


Best couple: Aragorn and Arwen

Debate team: Glimi and Legolas

Valedictorian: Gandalf (well, duh!)

Honors Student: Galadriel

Most likely to succeed: Sam and Eowyn

Best laugh: Pipin and Merry

Best dance: Tom Bombadil

Most Creative: Sauron and Goldberry

Most Outspoken: Boromir (that's a dead give-away.. :rolleyes: )

well, that list is horrible...

- Coin-Oporated Ka

Most Glomped by Morgy: Denethor and Celebrimbor. They're soooo misunderstood! [/wail]
Best Dancer: Boromir! *does the Wave*
Best Looking: Uh...Elrond. *ducks slaps*
Nicest Eyes: Sauron! :D
Most Likely to Commit Suicide: Frodo. See Men At Arms by Terry Pratchett for reason why.
Best Creature to Ride: Hell-Hawk! What can I say? I'm a Nazgul Fancier at heart.
Cutest Couple: Celeborn and Galadriel. Everyone say 'Awww...'
Most Athletic: Gollum!
Best Musically Inclined: Pippin! *melts into pile of goo*
Nicest Horse: Rohyryn. *watches movie fans go 'Who?!'*
Nicest Hair: Elrond again... *cheesy grin*

*shrugs*

<==The Lofty Tree of Gondor
 

Most Glomped by Saphy: Merry and Pippin.

Best Looking: Pippin. :D And Eowyn.

Nicest Eyes: Sauron! (hehehe...) But, for reals, I'll say Merry.

Most Likely to commit suicide: Orc #1,372. The poor guy gets no respect.

Best Creature to ride: Fell Beast! Wheee!

Cutest Couple: A tie between Faramir & Eowyn, and Sam & Rosie. ^^ Kewte!

Most Athletic: Aragorn.

Best Musically inclined: Tom Bombadil. Oh, and Lindir. :D *watches Movie Fans go "Huh?"* Pippin's a close runner-up. *melts along with Morgy*

Nicest Horse: Shadowfax and Rohyryn! ^_^ (Right on, Morgy!) Oh, and Firefoot, naturally. :D

Nicest Hair: Galadriel

Most Manipulative: The Ring, or Saruman. 'Tis a toss-up.

Most likely to kill PJ because they got screwed when he made the movie: Glorfindel, Erkenbrand, Halbarad, Imrahil, Beregond, Radagast, Quickbeam, and the Barrow-Wight.

Great thread, Boromir! You know, on my Senior Favourites thing, my friend voted for me as Most Likely to be Wanted by the FBI. o.O Weird...

Abedithon le,

~ Saphy ~

Ah, how I would love next year to be named "Most Musical." Doubt it will happen, though. Oh well.

Can we have Sil characters as well? Because I do believe that Daeron and Maedhros deserve their credit as being the musical wonders they are supposed to be.

Let's see... what else...

Best Dressed: Galadriel and Gandalf the White

Most Likely to Succeed: Sam

Most Likely to be Committed to a Mental Institustion: Smeagol/Gollum

Most Likely to Do Time: Saruman, for destruction of public and private property (Isengard, the Shire)

Lol Numenor, thanks for adding in the yearbook, and the year ;) . The Forlong 500, I must say you are a very punny person lol.

Nim, but an Ent is funner to ride, not to mention safer. I imagine you have to spend your time and money training to ride a fell beast, where an Ent just sits you on and goes, lol.

Firefoot, it'll go to a judges decision, since Arwen did steal that horse. You'll have to bring your argument up to the Board of Decision-making, because Firefoot did get a solid 3rd place :rolleyes: .

The Ka, I like the new ones you added in, valedictorian, debate team...etc.
It appears we have two punny people, lol.

Morgul, oh my, forgive me for forgetting about Gollum as the most atheltic! Little thing can fish, hunt, hide, fit into tiny over-head storage bins. Oh which reminds me.
Best Contortionist: Gollum (I just picture him as a flexible kind of guy) and Gondorian Soldier #316 in the movie, that got crushed by a troll club. (Now that is some really creepy contortion, to the point of just being down right wrong).
Lol!

Oh Jeez, Saphire, I forgot about that long list of cut-outs myself. And with your last comment, I sit and wonder if I should be afraid, lol.

Encaitare, yes go ahead and add Sil people as well.
All I can say is, HAHA!

<==The Lofty Tree of Gondor
 

Yes, you should. http://www.handykult.de/plaudersmili.../firedevil.gif Just kidding. :D

And if we can do Silm, then I'll add:

Best Dancer: Luthien

Most Manipulative: Glaurung

Most Intimidating: Ungoliant. *snicker*

Most Creative: Feanor

Most Likely to Make Stupid Oaths: The Sons of Feanor.

Abedithon le,

~ Saphy ~

Re:
 

Oh dear... and here I thought that, having the day off, I could get out of my Yearbook horrors... (I'm helping with ours as Independent Study, which means one of my two weekly study halls gets devoted to actually making it to a class). And so, in honor of my class's superlatives (I'll admit to the lack of originality, but you must understand how my class works... they don't. :rolleyes: ):

Best Hair: Arwen's redheaded hand-maiden in Rivendell (movie)
Best Eye[s]: Sauron
Most Likely To Succeed: Aragorn
Class Debators: (ME! and my "brother"): Boromir and any Elf
Most Talkative: Pippen
Most Dramatic: Denathor :p
Most Musical: I'll have to second Aragorn and Legolas. I love the death song.
Most Accessorized: any one of the Haradrim
Class Clown: Pip and Merry
Most Likely To Get Caught: Sauron
Most Athletic: the Rohirrim
Most Entertaining: Gollum
Most Mysterious: Glorfindel. *watches movie fans say "wha??"
Best Dressed: Elrond
Best Smile: Arwen

Fea

<==The Lofty Tree of Gondor
 

AAAAUGH! IT'S AN UNCANONICALITY! There was only *one* red-haired elf, who, incidentally, didn't ever live in Rivendell.

One more for the Charge List. Take THAT, Peter Jackson! :p :p

Abedithon le,

~ Saphy ~

Warning! Off-topic (slightly). When I first saw this thread I instantly thought it was something to do with 'senior' as in terms of age. Clicking onto the thread, looking forward to indulging my curmudgeonly side, I was confronted with quite the opposite and now I feel even more old... I am both embarrassed and amused.

But I get the idea, despite not having that kind of thing at my school. We simply finished our exams and got told never to darken their doors again... ;)

Head Boy - Faramir, an all-round good guy.
Head Girl - Arwen, such a nice well-behaved girl.
Most Delinquent Girl - Eowyn. Always refused to do her homework. Would rather spend time with all those long-haired layabout Rohirrim.
Best Nails - Saruman.
Best Footwear - Tom Bombadil, even though yellow wellingtons are against the dress code.
Most Detentions for Disobeying Dress Code - Aragorn.

Most Likely to Be Incestuous: Turin

I'm thinking Mr. Tom Bombadil would beat Glorfindel in being mysterious...

Class Clowns: Merry and Pippin

Best at Arts and Crafts: Feanor

Hot-Dog-Eating-Contest-Winner: Sam .. although perhaps that one's better suited to the "Who Would Win?" thread..

The Most Straight-Edge: Legolas -- because he says no to drugs :p

Best Dressed: Tom Bombadil!

:p

Most likely to marry above himself: Celeborn ;)

Because we all know that Nerdanel, Maedhros, Amrod and Amras (still not entirely sure about Mahtan) are all one person.

Because we all know that the Prince of Doriath and Heir of Thingol who is the aknowledged King of All Beleriand by it's Native Residents (the Lindar) is far below the rank of an exiled cousin of a King of Murderers!

[/Fangirl Mode]

Warning: Poster Fangirls Celeborn, Thranduil, Denethor, Daeron and Celebrimbor. Please refrain from insulting or slighting these characters in posters presence as she can no longer afford her therepist's services.

Thank You.

*sweatdrop* ^^;; Heheh... Sorry, I haven't read Silm in forever. I just recall there only being a very few elven red-heads, and only one sprang to mind. *apologizes profusely* But, you can't argue that none of them were in Rivendell at the time of the War of the Ring.

Abedithon le,

~ A much humbled Saphy ~

*patpats the Saph-meister*

Best Public Speaker: Feanor

Heh. But, what about the alternate Elrond? *giggles wickedly* (go see Crazy Scenes for the alternate Elrond)

Most likely to be glomped by 'Leny: Daeron, Pippin, Maglor, Tinfang Gelion, Smeagol

Nicest Horse: Surely Snowmane deserves at least a nomination!

But, shouldn't that be Nicest Eye singular?

It's an opposite love... or other reasons for THE Ka to be nice to siblings.
 

i will have to agree with you there. For the sake of my brother, he has asked that I mention this (For some reason he refuses to accuire an account here. what a LOSER!! :p ) Anyway, he wish for me to tell you people that Bombadil is the best dressed of all time and to never doubt it...

His reason? They have the same brightly coloured yellow-clicking boots. That's enough for him. :rolleyes:

Well, i might as well add some more:

Most Questionable: Smeagol!!!

Most Inclined to spend a night with a good O'pint: Merry (the ULTIMATE hobbit. he's my favorite!)

Most likely to end up in juvenile detention: Heh. Pippin

Our favorite anachronistic good-council giver: Gandalf...

Our favorite systematic race: Dwarves

Our most voted repetitive leader: Sauron

Okay, i'll stop now before i become too creative with my adjectives...

~Creative Buzz Ka

aHEM. Nicest horses is Rohirrim . Hey, I can spell. :D

In our school we have this one called Most Accident Prone ,and that would most definitely be Frodo. I mean, for Yavanna's sake, every time somebody gets stabbed or punched or thrown or speared or attacked, it's Frodo!

Most Cowardly would also be Frodo. Whenever he does get stabbed, punched, thrown, speared, or attacked, he falls down, crawls backwards, and cries. Poor Frodo...

Looks Best in Leather is obviously Faramir, and half a dozen other really hot Gondorians (waaaaaay not including the guy they claim as Imrahil in ROTK movie).

Worst Hairdo , however, IS the guy that they claim to be Imrahil. Have you ever seen him? He leads the convoy carrying Faramir up Minas Tirith. :mad:

I changed my mind. Best Horse is Merry. Stybba is so cute in the movie.

Most Popular is definitely not Wormtongue. I would have to say Aragorn.

Duh.

Do not disturb the dragon Cech, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.

Am so with you there!

*squeeglo-*

*'Downies catch Morgy*

Darnit! Just a bit further....almost there...NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

*gets dragged away by 'Leny and Saph-meister*

<==The Lofty Tree of Gondor
 

Bah. Obviously, ye've not heard of the Elves in Black Leather. Gil-Galad would definitely take the Looks Best in Leather award, closely followed by Elrond and his sons. *nod nod*

Love the nickname, Morgy. ;) And you just better pray that I don't tell Dafydd that you tried to glomp him. 'Twill not be pretty. :eek:

Abedithon le,

~ Saphy ~

hmm. No, Boromir wear's the colors of the Scorpio (red,black,silver, ect.) so in my opinion he is best in leather.

I would have to agree with you on the movie Imrahil... he also has a uni-brow problem. Also, in the book he's pretty passive towards everyone(one of the many fav's of Ka) not like in the movie were you are wondering when he is going to start kissing the ground Denethor walks' on... please :rolleyes:

~Another Annoying Ka Post

Is movie Imrahil the guy that was like....

"It was as the lord Denethor predicted. Long has he foreseen this doom."

Then when Faramir comes up on a stretcher...

"Come....hurry."

Because if that's him, then I can't see how a man like Imrahil first off gets such a bad job, and I'll be slightly agitated because that guy is annoying.

Says you. :p

Depends on who you ask. Among the miserable, angsty, and pasty goth kids, Grima is a king.

So...I'll have Dafydd come after me waving a sword in those tight pants of his....?

Please tell! :D

<==The Lofty Tree of Gondor
 

Who else thinks that Legolas would be voted Prom King or something similar? ;)

.
He'd probably feed you to Thanduril. Or let Selene and Takua deal with ye. *grins evilly* Actually, what he said was "I can't believe one of our name-takers is a drooling fangirl". Thou hast brought shame upon us! Repent, and perhaps we shall take mercy upon thee!

Abedithon le,

~ Saphy ~

Repent? Of staring at that?! Is that even possible?

Fine, I'll repent....

[mutters] At least I still have the pass to use a potral how I'd like...*evil grin* Halls of Mandos, here I come! [/mutters]

I'm sure but, PJ has a way of keeping lesser seen characters hidden. so, i might or might not be right.

Eh.... No... But, he would fly as one of those goth-wanna-be's ... That I would agree on. Grima cares too much about other's in a gossiping way... definately not a goth... Maybe a "Mopey goth" but, he would have to become a little more anti-social and passive.

Does that include Pippin in Gondorian armour? ;)

i personally believe that it doesn't matter what race, anyone in black/silver is beautiful or hansome...Because, really people, those are hot colours!!! :D Take Edward Scissorhands for example...

Okay, perhaps goth was the wrong "label." Maybe he's more of an emo kid. ie: "This girl doesn't love me and now I have to go all evil and not bathe for weeks because I'm soooo sad about it! Waaaaaahhh!" :p

*drools* Indeed it does.

Another couple for Most Musically Inclined: Daeron and Maglor. After all they are the two greatest elven musicians ever. *nod nod*

Abedithon le,

~ Saphy ~

Daeron, Maglor and Tinfang.

Poor guy, always left out of these sorts of things...

Ah, forgot again! :eek: Thank'ee for correcting me, Morgy!

Abedithon le,

~ Saphy ~

Best Looking: Aragorn

Nicest Eyes: Arwen

Most Likely to commit suicide: Gollum - if he hadn't fallen in

Best Creature to ride: Shall I be naughty with this answer? Nah, maybe next time. ;) Shadowfax

Cutest Couple: Eowyn and Faramir

Most Athletic: Aragorn

Best Musically inclined: Tom Bombadil

Nicest Car(oops, I mean horse): Gandalf

Nicest Hair: Legolas

Shyest: Faramir

Most Manipulative: The Ring

Most likely to kill PJ because they got screwed when he made the movie: Glorfindel, Arwen or Tom Bombadil

I would have thought Arwen would be more along the lines of "Most likely to love PJ forever and ever because he actually gave her an active role"... ;) :p