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Mlo 11-14-2002 08:59 AM

Hmm.. abt the Frodo and Sam pic, try to go here, you'll probably see it then [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img].

For the Aragorn pic,
Aragorn singing: Macho macho man! I've got to be, a macho man!

Ok, maybe it only was I who thought that was funny [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]

Melichus 11-14-2002 10:36 AM

Aragorn (to himself): Oooh yeah, work it, you sexy beast, oooooh yeah...

Elven Mistress 11-14-2002 12:42 PM

Aragorn: Tell me i'm beautiful! You know it's true! *throws head back*

Pippin: Yeah, man...whatever...

LePetitChoux 11-14-2002 12:54 PM

Aragorn: Humph! I look down on you!

Diamond18 11-14-2002 01:03 PM

http://wokkie.com/englanders/may2001...amandfrodo.jpg

What are they looking at?

TealDude3 11-14-2002 01:26 PM

Sam: So thats what elves do when there all alone.
Frodo: Eeewwww! Gross!

Lindril Arvilya 11-14-2002 02:19 PM

Sam: Someday son, all of this will be yours.
Frodo: Everything?
Sam: Everything the light touches, is our kingdom.
Frodo: And it'll all be mine?
Sam: Everything.

Diamond18 11-14-2002 05:05 PM

Frodo: "Okay...um...A...N R D...E—"
Sam: "No, it's a B."
Frodo: "It's an E."
Sam: "It is not! Admit it...you need glasses."
Frodo: "Never! My vision is 20/20! You need glasses."
Sam: "Look, the chart plainly reads, A N R D B J L X G P copyright vision charts international—"
Frodo: "You're not supposed to read the copyright information!"
Sam: "You're just jealous because you can't."
Frodo: "Well...girls go crazy over my beautiful blue eyes, so ha!"
Sam: *mutters* "Bug-eyed freak."
Frodo: "Fatso."
Sam: "Wimp."
Frodo: "Idiot."
Sam: "Let's not argue. You're my best friend."
Frodo: "I know. You're about the kind of friend I'd have."
Sam: "I'll try to take that as a compliment."
Frodo: "What does the chart say again?"
Sam: "A N R D E...no I mean—"
Frodo: "HA! These baby blues never lie! HA!"
Sam: "Eh, you laugh now, but just wait till Weathertop, Mr. White-Eyes."

Okay! I'm done! Whew... [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]

AddictedtoRumil 11-14-2002 05:39 PM

Caption this! [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]
http://www.bagendinn.com/images/ex19.jpg

gralin musicteeth 11-14-2002 06:21 PM

Argh! hey Rumil, where are you getting those pictures???

Aragorn: I wonder what Haldir(?) would do if I pulled on his hair?
Haldir: Little does the filthy human know I have a blackbelt in Karate!
Legolas: *whispering to Haldir* I think he can hear you...
Haldir: Oh well! I can take this heroic stance and look freaky!

(not very funny unless you read RPGs a lot)

Nevfeniel 11-14-2002 06:46 PM

Hmm, not the best Haldir's ever looked. . .

AddictedtoRumil 11-14-2002 06:58 PM

Quote:

Argh! hey Rumil, where are you getting those pictures???
I get them from here Bag End InnThey have loads of TTT pics, pics from the extended version and cast pics! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

[ November 14, 2002: Message edited by: AddictedtoRumil ]

Elven Mistress 11-14-2002 07:00 PM

Legolas: Oh my God, my hair is like SO much better then his!
Aragorn: No way, girlfriend! You know mine rocks!
Pippin *coming from up ahead with permed, black hair*: Move over, boys! I'm coming!

~okay, not very funny, but humour me! I'm tired...!

Arwen Melian 11-14-2002 07:02 PM

Yuck! Haldir has a double chin! Just kidding.

Haldir: Welcome to my beautiful home,Lothlorien.

Aragorn:It doesn't look so great to me. Actually it looked better last time I was here.

Legolas: What the hell is that!


Aragorn: It's Celeborn, oh no! He's taking a bath in Galadriels mirror! What happened to his face?

Legolas: I think he's on drugs! Run!

Arwen Melian 11-14-2002 07:49 PM

http://www.bagendinn.com/images/creaturs5.jpg

Maikadilwen 11-14-2002 11:45 PM

I couldn't resist this one.

http://www.bagendinn.com/images/ex9.jpg

[ November 15, 2002: Message edited by: Maikadilwen ]

LePetitChoux 11-15-2002 11:10 AM

Pippin: Soo sick...must-get-out-of-boat...BLEEEEURGH!

Merry: Whee! Teeth. http://www.plauder-smilies.de/tiere/grommit.gif

hmm... [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]

Diamond18 11-15-2002 01:03 PM

You know, right now I can't think of anything funnier than what was actually in the movie:

Legolas: "Lembas! Elvish waybread...one small bite can fill the stomach of a grown man!" *leaves*
Merry: "How many did you eat?"
Pippin: "Four...*belch*"

Mlo 11-15-2002 01:04 PM

Pippin: I wont even look at your direction Merry..
Merry: What? If you forget your toothbrush you have to improvise. Mommy always said that good teeth are the most important thing to have...
Pippin: I will not make a comment on that *whistles*

TolkienGurl 11-15-2002 02:10 PM

Merry: I'm telling you, Pip, it's wiggly!
Pippin: Hey - is that the Tooth Fairy?

Diamond18 11-15-2002 02:12 PM

Isn't this just adorable...
http://wokkie.com/englanders/august2001/3rd/40winks.jpg

TolkienGurl 11-15-2002 02:44 PM

Oh! That's so precious! I just want to go hug him, he looks so lonely.

*Aaaawwwww!*

That wasn't a quote. I'm serious! Umm... guys... dont't look at me like that... [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

[ November 15, 2002: Message edited by: TolkienGurl ]

Elenna 11-15-2002 02:47 PM

Got a REALLY big zit? Use Clearasil!

LePetitChoux 11-15-2002 03:49 PM

Where is he? I've seen that photo so many times, but the scene itself isn't in the film, is it? [img]smilies/confused.gif[/img]

[ November 15, 2002: Message edited by: LePetitChoux ]

Lindril Arvilya 11-15-2002 10:21 PM

I think I'm in love. *sighs tearfully* Poor hobbit... he's so alone.... I feel for him.

Lindril Arvilya 11-15-2002 10:24 PM

*from behind the camera*
Voice 1: Poor little guy! He's so little.. and all alone!... Can we keep him?
Voice 2: Pumbaa, Pumbaa.... these guys eat guys like us!

TolkienGurl 11-15-2002 11:12 PM

LePetitChoux: That's in the part "The Breaking of the Fellowship." I know that particular scene is not in the movie, but the giant head is. It's from the part when Boromir is talking to Frodo and is trying to take the Ring from him.

Diamond18 11-15-2002 11:34 PM

After a hard day of filming Elijah felt he could fall asleep anywhere. Unfortunatly, he forgot that the head was not really made out of stone, and made the folks at WETA very angry when the foam nose fell off.

Okay...so that wasn't very funny. But it was all I could think of beyond "Isn't this just adorable..."

dragoneyes 11-16-2002 07:39 AM

Is it me or do they try to show off the hobbits' feet as much as possible?

LadyElbereth 11-16-2002 08:19 AM

Awwww, that's the cutest picture! ok, I've been wanting to put this pic on for some while so....Caption this!
http://img-www.theonering.net/images/scrapbook/1295.jpg

Mlo 11-16-2002 08:57 AM

The big bad Boromir blew in his horn. He blew, and blew, and blew, but for no use. Then the three little orcs came and killed him..

dragoneyes 11-16-2002 09:27 AM

That's a drinking horn! Well, that explains the facial expression.... dear me.

TolkienGurl 11-16-2002 10:08 AM

Boromir was going to play 'battle' with his little orc friends. As they charged at him with evil looks in their eyes, he realized that he was definitely in trouble!

[img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]Yours truly [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
Tolkiengurl the maniac!!! Bwahahahahaha! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Elven Mistress 11-16-2002 02:37 PM

*Boromir gets done playing a tune on his horn that soundsvery much like the guitar, in tune to We Will Rock You...*

dragoneyes 11-16-2002 02:49 PM

Darn! You've got me singing it now! You got blood on ya face, big disgrace... *trails off as everyone stares at her*

Amanaduial the archer 11-16-2002 02:49 PM

lol Elenna i love that!

Merry and Pippin picture
Merry: *Ok now Pip isnt looking...oh yeah Ive been needing some good bogey all day...*

ok ill break my own rule here- that seemed pretty dire...

oh i love that song dragon!

[ November 16, 2002: Message edited by: Amanaduial the archer ]

AddictedtoRumil 11-16-2002 04:24 PM

Caption this!
http://www.bagendinn.com/images/andrastedvd3.jpg

LePetitChoux 11-16-2002 05:26 PM

ooh, oh no, aaargh, sam is going to be killed by the evil black riders!
[img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]

Arwen Melian 11-16-2002 07:52 PM

Elijah Wood:Oh no...Peter Jackson took off his shoes again...when will that man ever learn...he's not a hobbit, besides hobbits don't have fungus.
The man next to him: I'm not saying anything

TolkienGurl 11-16-2002 08:20 PM

Frodo: OOH! That had to hurt!
*as Aragorn accidently hits himself with his own sword in a battle scene*

[img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] Yeah. I know. [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]


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