Cause she was tired of listening to assorted members of the fellowship arguing.

What does the Swiss army Caving helmet have to do with LOTR?

Everyone wore one in lothlorien
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(swiss army caving helmets are my sister's invention)
Who was the first person to wear the ring?

My mother's uncle's sister's brother's dog's vet's best friend's aunt's sevth cousin twice removed. (In other words Shadowfax.)

Yes! first on page 5!

What's the name on Sam's 12th kid?

Sauron, though he had a saimese twin named galadriel
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Why did gandalf fight the balrog?

The Balrog claimed that he could fly, and Gandalf wanted to prove him wrong.
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Why did the Ents march on Isengard?

Because it was where the Ent Appreciation Parade was supposed to take place.
..::What did Frodo have to destroy and why?::..

[ August 22, 2002: Message edited by: Nevfeniel ]

The "Little Rat Land" of the Shire as ME had a pest problem!
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Why did Galadriel give Frodo her phial containing a bit of the light of Eärendil?

Because he was blind and it helped him feel around in front of him.
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What was Sauron's favortie kind of saltwater taffy?
*is eating some*

The kind you can only find in Mordor (thank God!) a.k.a the kind that is putrid, fly filled and topped off with ash!
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What happened to Bill after Sam let him go?

He went to a nearby tavern to get a pint of ale.
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Why did Galadriel go all green and scary when Frodo offered her the one ring?

because green is the color of a genius
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What did Frodo see when he looked into the mirror of Galadriel?

Why, he saw a bowl of water just waiting to be drunk.
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Where did Saruman live?

In the closet under the stairs. Where do you think J.K. Rowling got the idea? [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
..::How was Sauron defeated?::..

He was hit over the head with a baseball bat!
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What name did Frodo assume when at The Prancing Pony?

His name was Seto Kaiba! Duh!
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What is Aragorn's REAL name?

Frodo Baggins
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what was Sam's last name?

Samwise Half-witted!
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What was Sarumans' "colour" (you know,Grey Pink,canary yellow! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img])

Purple but he preferred pink.
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Why where Elves the firstborn?

because they are magical and made themselves first born
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why did Frodo have to take the ring to Rivendell?

He took it there because he was going to pon it off to figwit. who was going to use it to overthrow elrond, why? Because of his shiny hair...(one big conspiracy)

[ August 24, 2002: Message edited by: Keeper of the Feet of Melkor ]

You forgot to ask a question, Keeper.

Since someone forgot to ask a question I will:
What is a Hobbits favorite thing to do?

Fly in airplanes!
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Is there a hobbit school in the Shire? If so, describe it.

Yes, it teaches them how to work and be a real hobbit!
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How would you describe the Shire?

Red. Everything is red. Except for the water and sky, which is orange. In other words, all the colors are reversed. (Yes, I know that was a lame answer. I can't help it!)
..::If a hobbit could name a car, what would he/she call it, why, and what would the car look like?::..

[ August 26, 2002: Message edited by: Nevfeniel ]

The car would be named Bob because Bob is a very nice name. The car would be red or orange to match the sky or the ground and would be big so they would fit there big hobbity feet into. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
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How many mushrooms did Pippin eat in his life time?

Zero. Pippin hates mushrooms!
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Who did Gandalf favor in the fellowship and why?

Pippin- always great to have on long ring-destroying quests! Always there to get you killed and never shuts up!
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Theódred was the son of which King?

King Whallahoop, of course!! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

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Who was Frodo's father?

Why, Gandalf, of course!
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Why did Sam name his daughter Elanor?

Well, first he thought of Mary Sue, but then he thought But what about thousands of years from now when my family and I are famous? The fanfics will be horrible! So he thought Elanor.
..::Can anyone help prove my theory that Sauron didn't actually make a ruling ring, but a ruling charm bracelet?::..

he made a bracelet with a ring charm on it so he wouldn't lose it.
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Who is Pippin's best friend?

Farmer Maggot!

Where did Frodo keep the Ring?

In his shoe!

Why did Arwen fall in love with Strider?

She loves a man in drag.

Why do Hobbits eat so many meals in a day?

Hobbits need lots of energy for all those quests and journeys they go on.
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Why do hobbits live in Hobbit-Holes?

They can't afford houses or appartments.
..::What kind of jobs did the people of Middle Earth have?::..

They made creamed corn in coconut shells and they cooked salad for elven-toads...

Why does Melkor's/Morgoth's name start with an M?

He wanted to pay tribute to the great chocolate "nuts" known as M'n'M's!
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Why did Saruman send the Uruk-hai to capture the hobbits?

Because Uruk-Hai don't eat s much as Orcs. It costs hundereds for sauron to keep an army of them orcs.
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What and who is Galadriel?