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suicidal elf chick 08-18-2002 02:52 AM

Gollum, because he wanted friends!
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Where was the ring forged?

Brinniel 08-18-2002 12:08 PM

At Walmart where Sauron worked.
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What did elves use as weapons?

Galadel Vinorel 08-18-2002 10:11 PM

They would braid their long hair and use them as whips.

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Why did Gollum follow the Ringbearer wherever he went?

suicidal elf chick 08-18-2002 11:35 PM

Because he wanted some of Frodo's great cologne!!!
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Who was the Ringbearer?

Brinniel 08-19-2002 11:54 AM

Why, it was me, of course!
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How did Saruman die?

Frodosgirl 08-19-2002 12:08 PM

he ate himself

how did Frodo lose a finger?

Galadel Vinorel 08-19-2002 12:17 PM

Sam was trying to cut the ring off of Frodo's finger with an electric saw (Sam wanted the Ring), but, instead, he accidently cut off one of Frodo's fingers. (lame, I know)

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What advice did Frodo recieve in Rivendell, and who did he recieve it from?

suicidal elf chick 08-19-2002 12:35 PM

In Rivendell, Denethor told him to eat lots of taffy.
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Who was Treebeard?

Galadel Vinorel 08-19-2002 12:53 PM

He was a big tree that had been sprinkled with fairy dust so that he could fly!! WWEEHHHH!!!!

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Why did Borromir want the Ring so badly?

Brinniel 08-19-2002 01:14 PM

Boromir was attracted to shiny things.
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What was Sam's fav item?

Galadel Vinorel 08-19-2002 01:17 PM

He's ruby bracelet.

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Why did the Fellowship enter the Mines of Moria?

[ August 19, 2002: Message edited by: Galadel Vinorel ]

Brinniel 08-19-2002 02:46 PM

Gimli told them there was a toy store inside.
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Who in the fellowship annoyed Gandalf the most and why?

Galadel Vinorel 08-19-2002 03:52 PM

Legolas, because Gandalf knows that Legolas is much better looking thatn he is, and he is jealous of all of the fans (especially girls) that Legolas has.

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Why did Frodo agree to take the Ring to Mordor?

Nevfeniel 08-19-2002 04:09 PM

Because he wanted to impress Arwen.
..::In what ways are hobbits similar to goats?::..

Galadel Vinorel 08-19-2002 08:36 PM

They are both not liked by humans.

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Why did the orcs attack the Fellowship in Moria?

Brinniel 08-19-2002 10:21 PM

Legolas refused to sign his autograph for an orc's sister-in-law, angering all of the other Moria orcs.
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What happened when the four hobbits returned to the Shire?

Galadel Vinorel 08-19-2002 10:43 PM

There was a big party given by Sharkey's men. WWHHEE!!

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Why did Frodo, and all the others leave Middle Earth?

Brinniel 08-19-2002 10:47 PM

They all thought it would be much fun if they lived in Disney World instead.
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What was Sam's hobbies?

Galadel Vinorel 08-19-2002 10:51 PM

Making jewelry, bowling, and stepping on plants, of course!!

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Why did Frodo look into Galadriel's Mirror?

[ August 20, 2002: Message edited by: Galadel Vinorel ]

suicidal elf chick 08-20-2002 01:44 AM

He wanted to make sure there was no steak in his teeth, of course!
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How old was Galadriel?

Galadel Vinorel 08-20-2002 09:19 AM

She was just born, didn't you know?

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Why did each of the members of the Fellowship agree to go to Moria? (name a reason for each peerson)

Aylwen Dreamsong 08-20-2002 10:27 AM

*Merry and pippin thought it would be fun.
*Sam wanted to find a place to plant some flowers
*frodo thought he might be able to lose the ring and have no one notice.
*Legolas thought the cool cave air would be good for his complexion
*Aragorn and Boromir decided to have a competition to see who could kill more orcs.
*Gandalf wanted to see his old friend the Balrog again.
*Gimli, well...he just wanted to see all his relatives on the ground with arrows through their hearts [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

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Why didn't any help come when Boromir blew his Horn before he died?

Brinniel 08-20-2002 10:54 AM

Merry and Pippin were fighting about how they should help, Legolas was braiding his hair, Gimli was polishing his axe, and Aragorn was playing Go Fish with Frodo and Sam.
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Who did Frodo and Sam run into in Cirth Ungol and did whoever they ran into help them at all?

[ August 20, 2002: Message edited by: Brinniel ]

Catherine 08-20-2002 02:26 PM

They ran into, Merry and Pippin and they gave them food to help them.
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Why does Sam like elves so much?

Brinniel 08-20-2002 04:05 PM

He thinks he may be related to one.
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How did hobbits come to be?

Glorfinniel the Lost 08-21-2002 01:06 AM

Hobbits were the result of Sarumans experiment-gone-wrong to create Uruk-Hai!
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Why did Cirdan give Gandalf Narya?

Catherine 08-21-2002 10:45 AM

because he wanted to get rid of narya
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Where did Gandalf "fall" in TFotR?

Brinniel 08-21-2002 11:15 AM

Gandalf fell into the Great River and floated away because he couldn't swim.
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Do hobbits travel a lot? If so, where do they go?

Galadel Vinorel 08-21-2002 12:24 PM

Hobbits travel often to Candyland in hot air balloons. WWHHEE!!

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Where was Boromir born?

Brinniel 08-21-2002 02:19 PM

In a galaxy far, far away.
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Where did Frodo have to destroy the ring?

Nevfeniel 08-21-2002 04:32 PM

Frodo? Why would Frodo destroy the ring? He created it. It was Sauron who had to destroy it, and he had to do it in Frodo's kitchen sink, since everyone knows that it's next to impossible to get something out of the drain with out a professional, and there weren't any plumbers then.
..::What was the name of Frodo's long-lost sister's puppy?::..

Salix 08-21-2002 05:55 PM

Kalimac Brandagamba!

How is Sam related to Harry Potter?

suicidal elf chick 08-22-2002 02:13 AM

They are twins who were sparated at birth, didn't you know?
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Who ACTUALLY destroyed the ring, and did Yugi help them? (You don't need to know who Yugi is, just answer the question)

Salix 08-22-2002 08:24 AM

Smaug destroyed the ring and Yugi (his pet bird) brought the ring to him!

What is Gandalf's real name?

Antien 08-22-2002 12:18 PM

Orlando Bloom
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where is the shire?

Salix 08-22-2002 12:19 PM

In my closet.

Who is Melkor?

Antien 08-22-2002 12:20 PM

You
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Why Did frodo go into mount doom?

Galadel Vinorel 08-22-2002 12:20 PM

Because he thought that the firses of Mount Doom was actually Mountain Dew Code Red!!

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Where was Frodo born?

[ August 22, 2002: Message edited by: Galadel Vinorel ]

Salix 08-22-2002 12:21 PM

To see the Wizard of Oz.

Why is Antien so mean to me?(not real question)

What happened th Theoden?

Antien 08-22-2002 12:23 PM

He fell into shadow
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why did galadriel give the fellowship gifts?


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