A bicycle! (Don't ask where that came from; I have no idea) He rode it to Mordor with Frodo on the handlebars.
..::Who is Peter Jackson?::..

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The true name of the Mouth of Sauron.
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Where did Frodo, Gandalf, Bilbo, and the Elves go at the end of the Third Age of the Sun? And how?

They flew on a plane to the North Pole (they wanted to visit Santa Claus).
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What song did Frodo sing at the Prancing Pony?

The Barney "I love You" song. Everyone started booing and throwing their ale mugs at him. Strider had to whisk him off to safety.

What does Golberry like best about Tom Bombadil? [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img]

His big.....yellow boots. [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img]
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How come legolas' hair was soft and shiney ALL the time.

He uses Herbal Essences. [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]

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Do the Hobbits (Frodo, Sam, Merry, and Pip) like Tom Bombadil's songs? [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Do the Hobbits (Frodo, Sam, Merry, and Pip) like Tom Bombadil's songs?

No they though that they were stupid and worse yet Tom sung off key!

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Who were the Nazgul and why did they were those black robes? [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img]

They were MIB agents (And I like it VERY little.) but were Orcs.

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Who is Aragorn decended from?

santa claus.
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how did frodo and sam get to Mordor?

They took the Underground. Special two-way tickets on sale.
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Who did Aragorn marry?

His horse
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how many fingers did frodo have AFTER the journey.

8, because the Orcs chopped off both of his middle fingers.

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Where did Kingsfoil (Athleas) come from?

according to the ancient lore, kingsfoil was long used as a kind of third age Cling Wrap
How did Beleriand get its name?

It was named after the King who ruled it, and he was named Beleriand.

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What does "Orthanc" mean?

"Big toe"

How did Gollum escape from the elves?

He asked them real nice to let him go. The elves, being the softies that they are, decided to let him "escape".
..::Why do small children like to scream and squeal in the early morning? No, wait, scratch that (I've been spending too much time with my little cousins). Why did the ring have to be thrown into Mt. Doom?::..

Because it was to ugly.

Question:What is Merry's full real name?

Mermaid "Merry" Hornblower

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Who is Legolas' father, and what is he?

Glóin the ent.
..::Who is Sauron and how is he linked to the story?::..

He was some Hobbit and a friend of Frodo's he gave Frodo the ring.

Question:What are Hobbits?

Hobbits are another breed of birds.

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Who was Frodo's parents, and how did they die?

Frodo's parents are Arwen and Celeborn, and they staged their death.
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Why did Bilbo leave the Shire?

Because he wanted to visit a hobbit friend that didn't live in the shire.

Question:What is Frodo's favorite season and why?

Winter, cuz he liked to catch snowflakes on his tongue. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
..::What is Gimli's favorite ice cream flavor?::..

bbq pork, cuz he loves the smokey flavor
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what color were the black riders robes?

Flourescent orange. Duh.
..::Who are the Nandor elves?::..

Elves without pointed ears.
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Why did Frodo look in Galadriel's mirror?

To check that his nose was still there.
What is Aragorn's favourite colour?

pink because it reminded him of his watermelon flavored sword
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Where was the chief palantir located.

In Frodo's closet.
..::Why did Shelob try to eat Frodo?::..

she grew tried of the subway diet, and thought he was jared
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what was bilbo's invisible girlfriend named, and how did she lose her left eye?

Bilbo's invisible girlfriend is Pierce Brosnan. She lost her left eye in a sumo wrestling match.

Do elves suffer from indegestion?

Yup, because they can't accept the fact that tree bark is unedible!
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What color was the ring and who made it?

green and it was made by the oliphants
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how did gollum get the ring

he sent in the most box-tops
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was sauron's messenger called the
A) Mouth of sauron
B) Nose of sauron
C) Anus os sauron

It's gotta be the anos of Sauron, mos def! [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

(I never replyed in this topic, about time I do since the Barrow wight didn't close this)

Who was Aragorn's father's second cousin's, neice's, brother's husband's ( [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] ), nephew?

me
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shelob was a giant what?

A giant-oh can't say. Um...she was a giant wallabe. And the couds created her. From the horseradish. And the passerby weasel-beaver.

Who was the first king of Gondor?

one of santa's elves (named BIB the ELF)
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how many different names did gandalf go by and what were they?

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Gandalf had 3 names: Fluffy, Chibicheese, and Joey Tribiani.
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What is Denethor's name?