The addictive thread that'l keep ya coming!!!
 

This will be great. Anything funny, interesting or just plain stupid about LOTR has found it's place... right here. Together lets make the funniest string there is but keep it Tolkien based. suggestions:
Riddles
Never would happens
LOTR conversations
jokes
You get the idea... [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

At the council of Elrond:
Elrond: Someone must take the ring to Mordor
Frodo aside to Bilbo: Now what tipe of fool would do that. [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img]

One word: WWWWWWAAAAAAAASSSSSSSUUUUUUUUPPPP!!

Frodo: *answers the phone* Hello.
Gandalf: Yo. Wasup?
Frodo: Nothing G, watching the game, having an ale. Wasup with you?
Gandalf: Nothing. Watching the game, have an ale.
Frodo: True. Ture.
*Sam walks in*
Sam: WWWWAASSUPP!
Frodo: WWASSUUPPPP!
Gandalf: Yo. Who's that?
Frodo: Yo. Pick up the phone!
Sam: *picks up a phone* Hello.
Gandalf: WWWWAAASSUUUPPP!!!
Sam: WWWWAAASSUUUPPP!!!
Frodo: WWWWAAASSUUUPPP!!!
Sam: Yo. Where's Merry?
Gandalf: YO MERRY!
Merry: *picks up a phone* Yo.
Sam: WWWWWAAAASSSSUUUUPPPP!!!
Merry: WWAASSUUPP!
All: AAHHH!!
*a call box rings next to Sam*
Sam: Hold on. Hello.
Pippin: *outside, screaming at the call box* WWWWWAAAASSSUUUPPPPP!!!
All: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
*Merry, Pippin, and Sam hang up the phone*
Frodo: So, Wasup G?
Gandalf: Watching the game having an ale.
Frodo: True. True.

HAHAHAHAH!!!!
[img]smilies/eek.gif[/img] [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img]

Q:Elladan and Elrohir, what was the first thing you did after dear old dad left Middle Earth?

Elladan: We grieved and wept and mourned the loss...

Elrohir: NOT!!!!

Elladan: What d'ya think we were gonna do?? We partied like there was no tomorrow.

Elrohir: Then we did all the things "dear old Dad" never let us do...

Elladan: We swam after we ate, neglected to brush our teeth and hair after meals...

Elrohir: stopped putting clips in our hair, and teased Arwen... A LOT.

Elladan: Duh!!

i found this Here along with other tolkien humor and parodies that site rocks!! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

you probobly wont think this is funny but every time i read where saruman says he is saruman of many colors i just cant help but think of an old hippie.

Isn't this just basically a small version of what this entire forum is?

Hey... you're getting technical in a nonsense forum. Doom! DOOM!!!

doom doom doom ba boom doom doom [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]

Galadriel: (Fellowship are standing in front of her) I guess you guys wanna stay so Jezz, take a bath [img]smilies/mad.gif[/img]

Don't get it [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img]

one word; WAAAAAAAAAZZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPP??????!!!!!!!!


LOL

Mosh piiiiiiiiiiit! *Jumps on top of everyone*

(That is what this is, isn't it?)

[ December 18, 2002: Message edited by: VanimaEdhel ]

Has anyone read the v. secret diaries of the fellowship? They are so funny this girl named Cassandra something wrote it and put it on the net it is soooo funny! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

WARNING: The Secret Diaries, a.k.a. Slash...all of you with problems with slash do not go...just a warning...thank you...have a nice day...

Elrond:Well if you do like cookies you should take this ring and toss it into a moutain Frodo. You will get a lot of cookies.
Frodo:Elrond, you stupid moron! Why the h*ll are you talking about cookies?
Elrond:You know what I mean,those jummy little round one's with the choclate bits in them.
Gimli:Choclate chip?
Elrond:Yes choclate chip's.
Boromir:It's a gift, a gift to the foes of Mordor, why not use this ring so that we can............
*everyone looks at Boromir and a large painfull silence follow's*
Elrond:Ehm Boromir, where talking about cookies and not about the Ring of Power.
Frodo:What is wrong with you people!!!??? The world is about to be taken over by an evil dark lord.
Elrond:Evil dark lord? Hmm evil Dark lord?
*Looks into emptyness and think's a lot.
Elrond:Ooooh I rember, elderly chap, long dark robe, pointy helmet.
*frodo's face brightens up*
Elrond:Havn't seen him for 3000 years.
Bilbo:Yes and that dragon to.
Frodo [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]ragon?
Bilbo:Yes a dragon, he went to get siggies 3000 years ago and never went back.
Legolas:I heard he live's on the lonly mountain know and has spawned.
Gimli:Oh really girl? Oh no he didn't.
Legolas:Yes he did girlfriend. What a tramp eh?
Frodo:Hey what will we do with the ring of power?
Aragorn:Oh Frodo:You and your stupid ring give it a rest. Stop being serious all the time, it's not as if it is your responsebillaty.
Frodo:But it is my responsebilety!!!!!I'm supposed to take it to Mt. Doom and destroy it.
Peter Jackson:Oh Frodo, you imbecile!!!!!!!! That was what this councel was going to decide!!!
Frodo:Well I'm sorry but you changed the storyline a bit so I got confused!!!!!!
*Everyone stands up angry and beats the living p*ss out of Frodo's sorry little *ss*

Yeah now that is how that councel should have been done. PJ pack your bag's I'm taking over.
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Galadriel: Will you look into my mirror?

Frodo: What will I see?

Celeborn: *to the side* A very clean underside, I should hope. I spent all day scrubbing it with my silver polish! After all that arm strength required, I feel invincible!

Galadriel: Shut up, wench!

Celeborn: Yes ma'am, so terribly sorry, do you need me to do your laundry?

WWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSUUUUUUUUUUUUUU PPPPPPPPPPPPP mmm cookies.

Sorry if this sounds whiny, guys, but isn't the Mayhem forum supposed to be about discussions that are funny?

Do these posts relate to each other? Are they going any where? Are they taking a Middle Earth idea and running with it?

Make me laugh, folks. Please.

Aelfwine

[ January 10, 2003: Message edited by: Aelfwine ]

FOR ALL YOU SILMARILLION FANS:

Does anyone else think it's a little weird that on Tulkas and Nessa's wedding night they just left the party early to sleep. Hello, even if Tulkas was tired its still their wedding night.

Skippy The "Dirty Minded" Nazgul

Hi all,

Skippy: They tricked everyone, they dod not go to sleep. They did something else.

Aelfwine:I tought the Mosh pit was very funny.*winks Vanima* and the other posts aswell. Just to get back a funny memory:

WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZZZZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPPPPP

Greetings,

Anuion
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