Ask a stupid question
Well since things are a little slow(for now). I thought of a game for everyone to pass the time. This is a game where you ask a stupid LOTR related question and get a possibly stupider answer back. Okay? Here we go.....
First person: Why did Gollum where a loin cloth? Second person: Loin cloths?! Why they are all the rage in the cave scene, of course. I'll start you off! :D Why didn't Sam and Frodo just get an Eagle to ride to Mordor instead of walking all of that way? |
I'll give it a go....:p
Q: Why didn't Sam and Frodo just get an Eagle to ride to Mordor instead of walking all of that way? A: Because someone convinced them, that walking makes you grow. If I get this right I go on with the next question? Why was Boromir, named Boromir? |
Valier, I think it works like the "Be Careful What You Wish For..." thread. So you give a whacky answer and then give us a whacky question to give a whacky answer and so on so forth.
So here's my whacky answer! :p Quote:
A: Because Denethor liked r's. Boromir, Faramir. Q: Why did the Ents go to war? |
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Which credit cards do they accept at the Gap of Rohan ? |
Bean, your question has got to be a little more lotr related than that. Only the answer can be that "far out" :D . I think that is what makes this game really funny and fun. It could be a question that you've always wanted to ask or just a silly question, but obviously one isn't going to get the answer that they are looking for. I probably should have named the thread "give a stupid answer" :rolleyes: ahh well.
If you don't mind Bean I'll ask another question. What do Lembas taste like?(always wondered that one myself) |
Q:What do Lembas taste like?(always wondered that one myself)
A: Like Turkey on Rye, of course!;) Q: Why does Gollum hate/Love the One Ring? |
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Q: Why did the Istari come to Middle-Earth? |
Q: Why did the Istari come to Middle-Earth?
A: Because after some research...they decided that they would much rather be stuck in the Middle with you. Q:Why are Ents so slow? |
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Q: Why is it that, though elves are so in-tuned with nature, that they have to buy wine of men? |
Okay. I'll give it another go.
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Q: Why is Gandalf the Grey grey? |
Because he washed his black clothes with too much bleach.
Why is the Balrog hot? |
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Q: Why is Sauron's eye surrounded by fire? ( I have seriously been wondering about this one...) |
Q: Why is Sauron's eye surrounded by fire? ( I have seriously been wondering about this one...)
A: Because of all the black smoke and ash The Eye has irritated eye. Q: What really are the Mearas? |
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Q: Why do Ringwraiths have such high pitched screams? |
Q: Why do Ringwraiths have such high pitched screams?
A: You don't want to know, but think of the old-fashioned method of producing countertenor voices. (The Italians called those singers castrati...) Q: What were the birthday presents Bilbo gave his guests at the long-expected party? |
Q: What were the birthday presents Bilbo gave his guests at the long-expected party?
A: Foot hair clippings....in every last one of them. Q:why do all the men have long hair? |
Q:why do all the men have long hair?
A: Because they're jealous of the girls getting all the attention. Q: Why does Aragorn never bathe? |
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Q: Why did the Fellowship travel down Anduin? Questionf for Naria: Do we have to stick to LotR? Or can we ask Sil and Hobbit questions?? |
Sure! Go for it ladies and gents ;) Have questions coming from where ever just as long as Tolkien spearheaded them. So far so good all...keep up the fun!! :)
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Q: How much would Pippin have to eat to explode? |
A:Pippin's stomach is a bottomless pit,so obviously he wouldnt explode. :D
Q:Why are hobbits so short? |
Q:Why are hobbits so short?
A: They aren't short....they're vertically challenged. Q: Why did Saruman switch sides? |
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Q: Who was prettier Legolas or Arwen? |
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Q: Why did Morgoth go bad? |
A: Legolas.
Q: How do you get an Oliphaunt into a Hobbit Hole? |
NOTE: In the circumstance where a xpost happens, the first person to get their post up gets the next question. :)
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Q: Why did Morgoth go bad?
A: Because Eru gave Manwe a super cool GI Joe action figure, and all Morgoth got was a sissy pink bunny rabbit. And to prove his manliness he went into rebellion. EDIT: Q: How do you get an Oliphaunt into a Hobbit Hole? A: You cross breed it with a chinchilla which makes a miniature oliphaunt-chinchilla hybrid and a very cute pet. ______________ Q: Why did Sauron take the form of an Eye? |
Q: Why did Sauron take the form of an Eye?
A Because a glowing red nose had been registered as a trademark by Rudolph T. Reindeer. Q Why are Nazgul hydrophobic? |
Q: Why are Nazgul hydrophobic?
A: They were bitten by a rabid warg. Q: Why was Quickbeam so hasty! |
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Q: Who is Eru? |
Q: Who is Eru?
A: No one, the name is a shortening of the popular cry "'Ere, you!" Q: How old is Gandalf? |
Q: How old is Gandalf?
A: Not as old as Saruman. Q: How did the good guys win the battle of the Pellenor Fields in spite of being vastly outnumbered? |
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Q: Why did the Sacksville-Baggins hate Bilbo so much? |
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Q: Why is Wormtongue named so? |
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Q: Did Balrogs ever get heartburn? |
Q: Did Balrogs ever get heartburn?
A: No, they always took their Tums. ______________________________ Q: Why is Denethor so grumpy? |
Q: Why is Denethor so grumpy?
A: Because they don't make hula skirts in his size. Q: How come Radagast was called Radagast the Brown and not Radagast the Maroon? |
Plop!
Q: Why is Denethor so grumpy?
A: Because Valium hasn't been invented then yet. ______________________________ Q: Where do Dwarves go when they die? |
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A: The halls of Aule so they can bug him and Yavanna to death. Q: Why did Saruman bewitch Theoden? |
Q: Why did Saruman bewitch Theoden?
A: Because Saruman wanted Theoden's horde of Raisin Bran. ___________________________________________ Q: Why did Galadriel ever marry Celeborn? |
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