If ME had...
 

I am truly sorry if this has been done before:

What if they had personal adds in ME? What would they be like? (Like if Aragorn wrote one...)

There was one done like that a while ago in N&N, I think....but feel free to do one here, if it's alright w/the admin, that is....

SWM seeking tall, blonde lady to cuddle with in vast halls. No children, evil jealous husbands welcome.

Who is it?

That'd have to be Gimli eh? He fancied that tall bit o' elf crumpet, despite her hubby. lol

Speaking of... did Tolkien EVER have a *female* dwarf anywhere?!??! It just occured to me that in all I can recall of Tolkien, he never has a female dwarf....

Somewhat tall, male hobbit looking for a normal size female hobbit. I'm funny, stupid and good company...

(if ya hadn't figured it out yet, that was pippin's)

Wanted. Tall Scarry looking men that had a tendency to Kill Animals as a child, and steel small hobbits luch money. To apply for Saurons minions send a small stamped Envelope with you name and adress of you and anyone you care anything about to

Recruitment offices
666 Cirith Ungol RD
Mordor

(in fine print) Applicants may be subject Murder and torure at the will of Sauron, if you have any further questions dont bother asking as it may result in much pain.

Hmmm, I'm not sure on this one, but I like the address!!

Let me guess: The Nazgul?

Well, of course, I filled out that application a while ago! Two Ages ago, to be exact.

And might I say you're doing a simply FABULOUS job!! [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

Lost: One plain, unadorned ring; utterly valueless, but has great sentimental value. Please reply to Mr. Smith, Primrose Cottage, King's Avenue, Minas Ithil. Reward offered.

[ September 27, 2002: Message edited by: Squatter of Amon Rudh ]

Courier Needed: For routine drop within borders of Mordor. Applicant preferably large bird; Eagles welcome.

Prime Real Estate: Between Emyn Muil and Dagorlad. Historical area; soft lighting already installed.

SOB (Single-Orange-Balrog), smoker, seeks companion for long walks down vast, glittery-hallways in (permanent) night-time atmosphere. (However, reading-light never a problem.) Enjoyment of whips, orc-music and big, warm hugs a plus. (No wizards, please.)

[ September 27, 2002: Message edited by: Evenstar1 ]

WANTED:
Name: Known name is Baggins.

Discription: Halfling that Possesses the One Ring.

If you find this Halfling, bring him/her to:
1) An ork
2) Sauron
3) A Ringwraith

Reward: Your Life. [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]

On the female Dwarf: only 1/3 the Dwarf population was female, and there was one female Dwarf mentioned: Dis. And, rumor has it that female Dwarves were mistaken for male ones a lot (some rumors even say that the female Dwarves had beards too...*shivers at the thought*)

Hmmm...

Wanted: SWF, please of no relation, as that has caused me death and heartache in the past. Must not mind self-pity and rooming with Dwarves for a while.

Ugh. That could cause a whole lotta confusion. Especially in the dark...

Bad Isilya! Bad! You put a very, very nasty mental image in my head that will be hard to get rid of!

Some 1100th post this is...

SWM seeking non-fangirl who enjoys archery, lembas, and frolicking. No pet balrogs. Must enjoy hairstyling and dancing on the snow.

I apologize....BUT IT'S TRUE!!