Ask a Question to an LOTR Character
 

Okay, this is like a game. The first person will specify who they're asking and ask a funny question. The next person will make up a silly reply and make up a question of their own, so the game goes on and on.

EX:

Gandalf, what did you have against Pippin? Everytime he did something, you freaked out on him.

(Next poster)
Gandalf:He stole the last Klondike Bar.

Ooh...I think I got it. I think it would be only appropriate to start with this one...

To Tom B.: What are you? :D

Tom B: I, good fellow, am a male.



To Frodo: Why on Earth did you send Samwise away? Gollum is not trustworthy!

Frodo: see that never happened! and yes I am in courts suing Peter Jackson for slander, the Baggins's good name has been dragged through the mud!

Mr. Ted Sandyman, why are suuch a meany?

Sandyman: It is because I too wished to see Elves in the woods someday; despite my rough and crude exterior is the soul of a poet who doesn't know it.

O Entwives, why did you see fit to disappear forever?

Entwives: We needed something new to nag, preferably something smaller.

Sauron why did you fail at taking Middle Earth?

I almost put why didn't you kill Peter Jackson.

Sauron: You wouldn't believe the labor troubles I've had since the Orcs unionized. Getting things done has been impossible.

Maeglin, why are you such a jerk?

Me?Jerk?Oh,not at all!Idril was trying to saduse me and when I resisted to her lasty intentions-because of my friendship with her husband:D-she spread all those nasty and totally not true rumours!



By the way,Idril,why did you prefer this useless rat to me?

Idril: He can cook up a MEAN tuna casserole.


Glorfindel: How does it feel to be a twice-born Balrog slayer?

Absolutely perfect!It is a miracle that after so much hardship I still look so gorgeous!:D

Nerdanel,how inGod's name you managed to have 7 sons with that idiot?

Nerdanel: His crafting of balls is excellent. I have no idea why he saw fit to call them silmarils. What silly names.

Treebeard, how are Ents made?

They spring out from holes in the ...ground;).
Like the rest of the creattures,of course!


Sador,why did you insist in using an axe when you knew you couldn't avoid total distruction?

I'm actually half dwarf (the good half, that is).

Fëanor, why is Caranthir so temperamental?

Feanor:Aww, he's just mad because I grounded him for staying up too late. :)


Arwen, why did you steal Glorfindel's horse and scene in the movie?

He asked me too. Glorfindel was having a bad hair day.

Daeron, Beren's birthday is coming up... What are you getting for him?

Daeron: I may get him a members account on Runescape so that we can go questing or something.

Gimli, has it ever ocurred to you that asking for a strand of Galadriel's hair is kinda stalker-fanboyish?

Do you think anyone has the guts to serve me with a restraining order?

Glaurung: Why toy with your enemies all of the time instead of just killing them?

I am part cat, so I like to play with my prey.

Elrond, do you have a sense of humour?

Nope, I lost it thousands of years ago dealing with men - which I know are a part of me. Lesser things might make one lose gaiety in life.

Isildur, if you had a wife at the time we were inside Orodruin, would you have acted differently?

No, instead of giving it to my future wife as an engagement gift, I would've given it to my big toe!

Oh, Saruman of Many Colours, Why did you see fit to help Scour the Shire? It never did anything to you!

Saruman: Are you kidding me?! I tried to start my own weed and beer business, but those hobbits already had a monopoly! It was the only way!

Haldir: Why do you act so arrogant?

I do not act arrogant;what can I do if the others are inferior to me?


Amarie:Will you finally marry Finrod?-we got really bored by the vague situation between you!-

Nope. After all, my name rhymes with "namarie", which means "farewell".

Eärnur: what were you thinking???

"I just... lost my mind for a while. I hate goths so much and..."

Sauron, any comment on the complaints of poor working conditions directed at you by your sla... workers?

"Occupational hazards of working in Mordor. They complain, they get fired, lots of others waiting for job opps. Now don't you talk of workers unions or I'll toast you!"

Legolas, why address your father all the time with "my elven-lord"?

Legolas: One cannot helpl but admire such a genius at poker.

Sauron, why craft a ring of gold? I believe silver would complement your compexion much better.

"To be honest, result of a drunken boast I made to Gothmog. You know, you exterminate one village, I exterminate a larger village; you make a silver ring, gold is way more expensive..."

Gothmog, how does it feel knowing that the Pig-Orc from the film assumed your name?

"Ermm.... that really is how I look"


Witch-King, why wear black?

Witch King: Black is the most intimidating color; why do you think I do not wear pink, despite it being my favorite? If I had my choice, free of bias due to who I am, I would wear this:

http://i303.photobucket.com/albums/n...%20dress/7.jpg



Gollum, how do you feel after hearing why Sauron made the ring gold?

Gollum:See now why I managed to escape.Easy with the liquors,Dude!:D


Aragorn,why did you refuse to become Ecthelion's heir and set an end to the whole story earlier?:smokin:

Aragorn:Well, Arwen got to be all "I'm going against my father", so she got more drama, and I just wanted to have some too.

Gimli, why wear your beard in braids?

"Well, imagine having all your hair in your face while in a council of Elves with their impeccable hair, or a battle. And I'm not one for haircuts."

Saruman, how many colors did you choose to complete the "Many Colors" title of yours, and what were they?

Saruman:Ah,all of them with a slight,a tiny preference to pink's palllet.(Actually,I originally wanted to be Saruman the Fuxia,but the other :mad: istari/jerks:mad: called me names so I changed to white,waiting for the time of my colourful revenge to come:D)

Eowyn,since you declared you wished to be a free,independent etc.etc woman,why have you ended up a housewife?

Eowyn:Er, I am independent! It's just, no one knows...;)



Tom Bombadil:What do your made up words mean?

"If I told you what my independent words mean, well, I won't be independent anymore! Those poor words will be bound to the rules of language, no more freedom, oh noes!"

Elrond, how does it feel to be a father of twins?

Elrond: It's a real hassle. Even now that they're all grown up they still put rubber spiders in my breakfast and pull pranks all across Middle-Earth.

To Frodo: After your performance at the Prancing Pony (though it ended in near disaster), did you ever think to join the musical theater?

"Actually that moment was an epiphany for me. I took the burden of Ring so that when Sauron's regime ends, I might open a theatre somewhere in Bree or the Shire."

Gollum, was your grandmother the stern type, or the one who spoils everyone?

Gollum:She sssspoilssss nicccce fisssh!*gollum*


Bobby the balrog, why did you see fit to pursue the fellowship in Moria?

Pursue? Pursue! I'll have you know I was taking my usual afternoon stroll through Moria when some old bearded geezer with a nasty stick was blocking my way onto the bridge (he seemed to be drunk). He then started swearing at me and calling me all kinds of nasty things. Then he broke the bridge under my feet! Well, I can tell you, I was quite upset. Perhaps pulling him down into the chasm with me was rather over the line, but he was so rude!


Gandalf, wouldn't it have been smarter to cross the Misty Mountains just east of Rivendell (the way you took in the Hobbit) and travelling along the Anduin to Lothlorien, rather than getting so close to Sauron's spies and eventually having to go through Moria? I mean, doesn't that make more sense?

Gandalf" My good fellow, have you ever tried explaining anything to Aragorn? The man has no sense of reason whatsoever!



Galadriel, why didn't you just take the ring from Frodo? It would've been so easy.