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You'll watch any movie that has any actor from lotr, even if it's easterling # 15 or so, and make connections to lotr... you are completely convinced that absolutely everything is related to LoTR...with good reason-it is! |
You're obsessed (with the movie) when you twist every other movie you watch by giving the characters nicknames from LOTR. Like in Finding Nemo when Nemo is about to be captured and he screams you scream "NAZGUL!!" when the diver pops up! Heh, heh, no?
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You know your obsessed when your boyfriend asks you to tell him something nice, and in your sweetest voice, you reply in elvish...
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You know you are obsessed with LOTR when... you get in chat fights with Harry Potter fans.
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To get rid of an annoying five-year-old, you:
Imitate Gollum, asking, "Does it have it? Where is it? We wantsss it! Give it to usss! Give usss our Preciousssss!" while frisking him. Start shouting at him in Elvish, calling him orc, troll, and a few other things best left unnamed. Freak him out with your monologue about how he distinctly resembles Gollum and should watch out for short, fat, fifty-year-olds with hairy feet and magic rings. Poor child... |
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ok Tinuviel.. I do that too... but I also make refrences to gnomes... heh [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
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You know you're obssessed when you think it would be cool if you had hairy feet/ is cool that you do (I know people whose feet have hair on them). [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
...when you get into deep philosophical discussions about the relationship between the works of Tolkien and C. S. Lewis. ...when you marvel at how HP fans can live with themselves. ...when you have zoned out, then you randomly hear something LOTR-related, come back down to earth, and look around excitedly, hoping to join in a Tolkien discussion, only to find out that whatever you heard had nothing to do with Tolkien at all (wow, that was a long run-on sentence). ...when your typing skills are derived mainly from multiple posts here at the Downs. ...when you draw diagrams of human ears in relation to elf ears and hobbit ears (in correct proportion and life-size, no less). ...when you spend your free time trying to furhter solidify your precious images of all the characters that you had before the movies came out. ...when in English/lit. class you're supposed to connect something you just read to previous reading, and all that comes to mind is Tolkien. ...when most to all of your private jokes have something to do with Tolkien. ...when you could hug a hobbit. Wow! That was a long list! [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img] But believe me, I have done every single thing on this list (some of them many times). [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] |
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EDIT: This isnt on-topic enough for a new post, but I finally found out how to shoot really far with my bow! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] The price? I lost my best arrow. [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img] To make it worse I only had 6 in the first place. People you dont know very well come and ask you questions about how stuff works in LotR (such as Gandalf dying). Also, you inspire 3 people to learn dwarf runes, and are getting more. And random people come up to you and ask if you can write in runes, and when you reply yes they go off mumbling about freaks. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] Its scary cos basically everything Ive posted is true, and Ive actually done it. My friend asked how many of the things on the list I had done, and now Im gonna give her a long lecture [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [ June 21, 2003: Message edited by: the guy who be short ] |
Since when did I shoot anyone accidently? It's always on purpose!
You know your obssessed because when your freak of a younger brother watches HP of DVD, you run away screaming and refuse to come out of the garden shed until he finishes! |
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(And if you think that was a long run-on sentence, check out the last page of the Round-About game. Now those are long.) |
youare obsessed when you start eating 6 meals a day like the hobbits
when you greatly desire pointed ears when you put rogaine on your feet to make them hairy as like hobbits as well i only do the 2nd one [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/confused.gif[/img] |
~You have started developing bags under your eyes that strongly resemble Gandalf's because you watch FOTR and post on the Downs instead of sleeping like you should. [img]smilies/redface.gif[/img]
~Peace~Love~&~Rings~ |
all of these were truly funny [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
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All of these were truly hillarious [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
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you know your obbsessed if.....
~your WORST ENEMY makes a comment of your obbsession being bad and you scream"I ALWAYS KNEW THAT YOU WERE A URU-KAI!" ~IF YOUR PARENTS ACT ANNOYED WHEN YOU TELL STRANGERS THAT"I WILL GIVE YOU THE 1 RING IF YOU ASK IT OF ME"(HOLDING UP A RING YOU GOT OFF A BOOK MARK)THEN AS THEY REACH OUT YOU SAY"YOUR SO NOT READY FOR THE BURDEN!" AND CALMLY WALKOFF MUMBLING"I WISH THE RING HAD NEVER COME TO ME" [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] |
1.WHEN ON HALLOWEEN YOU CONSTANTLY SCREAM AT YOUR PARENTS"WE MUST GET OFF THE ROAD!"
2.YOUR IN DETENTION AND TELL YOUR BUDDIES AS THE PRINCIPAL WALKS IN"THEY HAVE A CAVE TROLL!" 3.IF YOUR PARENTS HAVE TO TAKE YOU TO A SHRINK BECAUSE,YOU WOULD OUT OF THE BLUE GET IN A CAR(YOUR PARENTS)AND SHOUT"NOROMIE ASFOLATH"AND YOUR PARENTS ARE MISTAKIN FOR RINGRAITHS AS YOU SCREAM"IF YOU WANT ME COME AND CLAIM ME!" [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] |
And with that very loud trio of posts I declare this topic closed.
You are all obsessed!!! |
You're obsessed when...
...you've read the book so much that you've accidently begun memorizing it, and can rattle off a few chapters. ...you think to yourself "I bet I can find the real middle earth"...and wish you could find it so you could live there. Lol, I'm guilty of the ears thing(afore mentioned), and my second one. [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img] |
you know so much about all the actors that people start believing you know them personally
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~You've memorized at least 14 poems/songs from the books (Not just LotR)
~When at horse-back riding you yell 'Noro lim, Asfaloth, noro lim!' at your horse. (It works, too) ~While on a cruise, you recite Legolas' 'Sea poem' from RotK for no apparent reason. ~While on that same cruise, you discover that the Captain's name is Rocco so you call him 'Captain Horse' for the rest of the cruise. (Rocco means horse in Quenya) |
You know you're obbsessed when:
Some girl you've never seen before taps you on the shoulder and asks if it's true that you can speak elvish (I replied with 'shut up' in Sindarin. She was very impressed, especially when I told her that I'd said 'yes, my lady' [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]) You go through your sister's HP books, crossing out the word 'elf' wherever it is misused and repacing it with 'pixie' (she caught me at it and tried to make my parents make me rub it out. [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]) You converted your cousin from HP to LotR. (I think she was just so sick of not knowing what I was talking about) You pose in front of mirrors with a bow. |
WHEN YOU,CLAIM THAT YOUR BIOLOGICAL PARENTS
ARE ELVES WHEN YOU CONSTANTLY REPEAT THE LOTR LINES ALLOWED IN PUBLIC. GUILTY,GUILTY,GUILTY [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img] |
Vey, is your caps lock key jammed?
~Menelien |
It was yesterday. [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img]
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Thank you, vey, for not writing in capitals anymore. See, you do get the hang of things after awhile, right? [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img] Keep up the good work and improvement.
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her caps lock key was jammed i called and asked her
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Yeah, that was very off-topic. Oh well. To make up for it, here's some obsessive stuff I do. I have both soundtracks and on the FOTR one I know what music goes with every part (like "oh, this music goes with the part when they go through the Argonath), etc. I have both soundtracks memorized. If my dad calls me I say "What orders from Mordor, my lord, what does the Eye commmand?" I constantly say "Fool of a Took" when my brother does something stupid. I bought the Merry and Pippin action figures (with sword winging action! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] ) What can I say, they were so cute in plastic.... [ June 23, 2003: Message edited by: peonydeepdelver ] |
When you actually look plastic surgery for the ears up on the internet. (Dang, that's expensive)
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[ June 23, 2003: Message edited by: Duncariel ] [ June 25, 2003: Message edited by: Duncariel ] |
You know your obsessed when instead of keeping a diary or journal, you use that expensive journal book you bought to store all the poems, songs, and versus by Tolkien
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A general notice to everybody - A lot of what you say can be posted on the quotes thread (forgotten the exact name [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] ) So that will hopefully turn this thread into a more action thread, as in we write about things we do rather than say. I find them a whole lot more interesting by the way. |
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~All your friends know exactly what to get you for birthday/Christmas/etc. ~Your parents never ask your opinion on what movie to go see. **Oh, and there are some people who are LotR fans and HP fans, so watch it or me and Helka will come and get you. [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] ** |
FYI: it's easier to get pointy ears by using cosmetic glue; like the kind used for fake fingernails and eyelashes. It looks fairly good and is relatively painless, at least compared to rubber bands.
*I'm not obsessed with LOTR..I'm obsessed with fantasy in general!* I too, get annoyed when Santa's "elves" are mentioned...they are imps or something I make references to LOTR all the time. ie I'll see a bridge and want to do the Khazad Dum scene (of course, my non-LOTR friends sometimes don't get it) getting in long conversations about why swords are soooo much better than guns Make honest attempts to dress and act Elvish(like buying shirts with flowing sleeves or a general ethereal feel). Ask the person you are shopping with if you look like an elf. -Elvanui PS...what is wrong with liking other books (ie Harry Potter)...just because it isn't Tolkien doesn't mean it can't be entertaining. |
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- you beg your mom to put you in archery lessons so that you can surf down stairs on top of a metal shield, while shooting arrows like Legolas (guilty!)
- you persuade your also LotR-obsessed friend to train her horses with Elvish commands - let out a Nazgul screech whenever someone insults LotR or Tolkien - you answer in fluent Sindarin when someone asks you the way to a classroom at school - you randomly speak in Sindarin to your friends and in the hallways to anyone who'll listen - you create entire speeches in Quenya and Sindarin for your speech class, when the assignment is to create a speech in another language (except English!) |
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Sorry about that. Had to get the shout out of my system. Anyway... It has gotten to the point that my sibs can finish the LotR quotes that I start. (As one of them is only three, that can get rather amusing) I spend the day on the Barrowdowns and when my sisters say, "Let's go swimming!" I actually stay home, which is very strange as I think I should have been born a mermaid or an elf. One or the other. |
What's wrong with HP?
(apart, obviously, from the house-goblins) [img]smilies/confused.gif[/img] [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] |
Why do people have to get so cranky about house elves? There is more than one type of elf.
And anyone who answers with "Yes, Teleri, Noldorin, etc." is dead [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img] [ June 25, 2003: Message edited by: Meela ] |
Right on, Meela. [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]
You're obsessed when you find it hard to think of a topic of discussion with your friends that doesn't involve LotR in any way, shape, or form. This also applies if you can take any other thing that your friends are talking about and connect it to LotR in some way. |
I know this is a bit off topic guys but let me give you some advice on how to deal with those people who can't disdinguish between "elven" and "elfin." Do what I do. Whenever people say that elves are short ...I say that during the middle ages , when Christianity took over...the christians didnt want anything to come jeopardize the authority of God. THerefore they had people start believing that elves were short and less powerful. Because ,previously Norse and Celtic people believed they were tall and beautiful. I cant stress this enough you people who don't know the difference( not any barrowdowners of course). And believe me ....whta I sya is true...it's in books.
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