*cheering in the background*

"And the gold medal for the 1000 metre hurdle goes to..."

Or more realistically...

"And the award for best efforts aside from finishing 2 days after the other contestants goes to..."

*singing*
we only wish to catch a fish so juicy sweeeet!

PJ: cut!! wrong character!

Legolas: Urrr... Finally got my underwear off my head. Who knew Gimli could give such a wedgie? Now I have only to get them out of my-
Aragorn & Gimli: HAAAA HAAAAAAA!!!!!!!! *die laughing* [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]

(for that Legolas' hands behind his head one)

[ July 07, 2003: Message edited by: Lily Bombadil ]

Sam: Hey! That Helkahothion guy just called me fat! BODY SLAAAAAM!!!!!!

Mr. Frodo! Look what Gollum taught me to do! Pirouette!

Cadillac, black-jack, git down, Boot Scoot BoogEEEEEEEEE!

If I may... Click on the link because the pic is too big to post. Clicky Here

Celeborn: Elrond! What happened to your hair?!!

Elrond: Arwen and I had a little talk...Arwen got ticked...Arwen put Aragorn's hair grease in my shampoo bottle...

Or: I came up with this one from a joke I heard.

Elrond: Celeborn is that you?

Celeborn: No, I am Celeborn possessed by Sauron. Now give me Vilya!!

Elrond: Well I am the ghost of Chirstmas past, you touch my ring I kick your a$$.

Celeborn: Tell me how is it that you, an elf of no extraordinary value can measure 6'3" while I, the King of Lorien, measure only 5'9"?

Celeborn: Too much chili... *groan*

Elrond: Er... excuse me?

Swan song,
~Menelien

Elrond: Celeborn, the U.P.S. just arrived with your custom made platform shoes.

Celeborn: Good. Then it's all going perfectly to plan. With these shoes, I will be able to RULE THE WORLD!! Mwoo hoo, ha, ha! Mwoo hoo, ha, ha! Mwoo hoo, ha, HAAAA!!!!
*lighting flashes & thunder claps*

Celeborn: Uh, there has been a problem. Galadriel found out about our "tirp away" and has cut me off from the palace. She is very very angry.

Elrond: she ahs even cut you off from-

Clelborn: uhum, yes... even the Herbal Essence cupboard.

Elrond: oh my dear Eru!

Celeborn: *tears now on his face** I know, and its not as if i even did anything that wrong!!!

Elrond: So like, this elf, dwarf, and wizard walk into a bar... he he...

Celeborn: *yawn*

Arwen: (yes I know its elrond, but just pretend)AAAAHHH!! not you too! I thought daddy was the only one who tried on my dresses!

Celeborn: Uh, Elrond...your face is blue...

Elrond: Estel switched my soap with prank soap. Shut up.

This antenna is worthless...I'm sick of this eyeball channel! I want HBO!

Saruman:'Show me what Arwen is doing at this very moment...'
Sauron: 'Man, you really need to trim your nails. I bet Isildur's heir could do some wonders for your fingers...'
[img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]

Peace

Sauron: Scratch a little to the left. Ahhhh... right there.

I know I'm the one who found the picture in the first place, but I just thought of a caption for it.

Hmmm, good thing Wormtongue told me where Eowyn takes her showers. THIS could get interesting... *grins*

Heart attack! someone call a doctor!

Saruman is blessing one of the seeing stones with his evil poking fingernails of doom.

Saruman: mirror, mirror on the wall...err, i mean ball, ball in the hall who has the longest nails of all?

Sauruman manages to break through Saurons block to gain access to the
www hotrohirrimbabes com
on his palantir.

Dont ask [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]

[ July 14, 2003: Message edited by: Arwen_Evenstar ]

Saruman: gee, this new computer sure is something!

Gandalf: Gerrof my nose, you dumb animal!


Gandalf: *mwah, mwah* Thursday, we'll do lunch, darling!

Gandalf: Renech i lu i erui govannem?

Shadowfax: Nauthannem i ned ol reniannen.

Gandalf: Gwennin in enninath... Ú-'arnech in naeth i si celich. Renich i beth i pennen?

Shadowfax: You said you'd bind yourself to me, forsaking the immortal life of your people.

Gandalf: And to that I hold. I would rather share one lifetime with you than face all the ages of this world alone.

Don't ask me where I got that from, it just seemed funny at the time.

ewww, And i thought the Balrog had bad breath

Or: Suddenly, Gandalf The White realized he'd left his breathmints in Moria.

Gandalf: Ack, Shadowfax, how many times have I told you that getting your lip pierced would come back to haunt you?! [img]smilies/mad.gif[/img]

Shadowfax: Well you know, your nose ring doesn't exactly improve the situation... [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]

Shadowfax: Now, if you be a good wizard, I might give you a little kiss on your head! But if you are a bad wizard I will have to kick your teeth out.

(A little role reversal there.)

Just moments before this picture was taken, in a daring burst of speed Shadowfax took a lump of sugar from Gandalf's lips.

Shadofax: A-a-a-a-a-achoo!!!!!
Gandalf: What happened?
Shadofax: How many times do I have to tell you! Get a haircut! Or at least get rid of those dandruffs!

[img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] Seemed funny at the time [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

-Aredhel

"Did you put on my favourite dress again?!?"
"I am sorry, Theoden king, let me explain..."

"What d'ya mean, I need moisturiser..."

YOU--STINKY--WIZARD!You stole my hair conditioner!Well, i can see it worked...your hair even changed colour.

Gandalf: Sir! Sir! The Blue Meanies are coming.

Theoden: Not here, young Gandalf, they wouldn’t dare.

Theoden: Gandalf! If I've told you once I've told you a thousand times, never wear white after Labor Day!!!

Gandalf: But the latest Cosmo said white was the new black!

Theoden thinks: 'If I could just reach out and smash that little staff, then maybe that pompous windbag would keep his sturm and drang elsewhere. Must restrain self from clawing apart his perfect clothes, from ripping out his hair...aiieeee!'
Theoden finds himself glued to his throne.
[img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]
Peace

Theoden: look, now you have seen me can you please drive me to the Clinic, as you can see it has been a long time since i had my last botox injection.