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Taure Leafsilver 09-26-2002 08:37 PM

LOTR Musical: what songs????
 
hhhhhmm if lotr was a broadway musical what songs would the chariters sing and in what scene
i think Sam and Rosie should sing "All I Ask of You" from phantom of the opera during the shourering of the shire

Tigerlily Gamgee 09-26-2002 09:42 PM

Let's see...

~Legolas gets to sing "I Feel Pretty"
~Eowyn gets to sing "I Am Woman"
~The Hobbits all rejoice with "It's A Small World" and break into "Zip-A-Dee-Do-Dah" as they make their way into The Old Forest.

Actually... www.tolkientrail.com has a LOTR musical... check it out!

Tigerlily Gamgee 09-26-2002 09:43 PM

Oh yeah... Gimli chants "Hi Ho, Hi Ho, It's off to work we go" as the Fellowship leaves Rivendell...

Elven Mistress 09-27-2002 05:32 AM

I think one of the characters...hmmm...maybe Pippin or Sam (??) should sing Mr. Cellophane from Chicago. And of course they should all sing Into The Woods when they enter Lothlorien...

Taure Leafsilver 09-27-2002 05:50 AM

yes into the woods is a good idea
lets see maybe some one sing "Up, UP, UP, to the hevy side lair" when sam carries frodo to Mt. doom? [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Arwen Imladris 09-27-2002 04:13 PM

Somebody could sing The Balad of Bilbo Baggins by Lenord Nimoy (Mr. Spock).

Taure Leafsilver 09-28-2002 07:12 AM

WHOA I found MR cellaphane it wuoldnt realy fit in the storie but it fits merry's chariter

elengil 09-28-2002 10:36 AM

All: It's the End of the Word as We Know It (REM)

Aragorn: Another One Bites the Dust (Queen) - in reference to any and every thing he kills

Legolas: I'm too sexy (right said fred) - Any time he appears on screen

Boromir: Blaze of Glory (Bon Jovi) - durring his last fight

Boromir: Always look on the bright side of life (monty python) - as he lays with multiple arrows in him

Frodo: You dont really wanna hurt me (culture club) - to Nazgul

Sam: I'll Be There (Escape Club) - to Frodo

Merry: I'm Alright (Kenny Loggins) - To anyone willing to listen

Pipppin: Eat It (Weird Al Yankovic)

Gimli: Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheep (AC/DC) - At council

Glorfindel: Dont You Forget About Me (Simple Minds) - To screen, interrupting touchy scene between Strider and Arwen

Glorfindel: Little Miss Cant Be Wrong (Spin Doctors) - to Arwen

The Nazgul: Dont Play With Me Cause You Play With Fire (dont know artist) - to Aragorn

Tom Bombadil: Dont Worry, Be Happy (Bobby McFerrin) - after Barrow Downs

Saruman: Everybody Wants To Rule the World (Tears for Fears) - To himself

Sauron: Abracadabra (Steve Miller Band)-to Frodo

Gollum: Ring Ring (ABBA)-to Ring

Elrond: We're Not Gonna Take It (Twisted Sister) - to Gandalf / Council

Eowyn: Dont You Want Me (Human League) - to Aragorn

Aragorn: Tainted Love - to Eowyn

Faramir: Dont Do Me Like That (Tom Petty) - to Eowyn

Orcs in Moria: We Got The Beat (Go-Go's)

The One Ring: Wrapped Around Your Finger (Police) - to Sauron

[ September 28, 2002: Message edited by: elengil ]

Arwen Imladris 09-28-2002 01:01 PM

Saruman: In my coat of many colors (from Joseph and the technicolored dream coat) [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Taure Leafsilver 09-28-2002 03:31 PM

[img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img] [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] I love that play!!!! what about sam singing follow me? ((i know, im a sam fan [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] cant help it!))

Taure Leafsilver 09-28-2002 09:03 PM

this is good keep it up [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

steve 09-28-2002 09:28 PM

ooh ooh
Rivendel (Rush) Bilbo as he leaves the shire after his party

Kithrčna Greenarrow Legolas 09-28-2002 11:29 PM

Frodo: HERE HE COMES TO SAVE THE DAY!! (I think its the Dudly Do-right theme) --As Aragorn saves them from the Ringwriths at Weithertop

Arwen: Love Me Love Me (Dont know name of Artist) --Dureing that mushy bridg scene

And although it has nothing to do with the topic, I've allways pictured the fellowship sitting around a blazeing fire on a cloudy day singing the first part to "Kiss From A Rose" By Seal...Of corse, I'm nuts...

[ September 29, 2002: Message edited by: Kithrčna Greenarrow Legolas ]

Taure Leafsilver 09-29-2002 01:08 AM

here i come to save the day is mighty mouse [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]

Kithrčna Greenarrow Legolas 09-29-2002 01:44 AM

Ohh...OOPS!

Thanx alot!!! *Hugs*

how about for an opening scene, all the Fellwship come sout in black tights and tap-dance shoues and dose the riverdance???

I'm tired...Cant think stright..And I'm beind a keyboard...RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!

Orome 09-29-2002 09:23 PM

and love me love is the Cardigans

Elven Mistress 10-02-2002 05:28 AM

Sauron singing the theme from Phantom of the Opera to Frodo and Sam in Mordor...think about it...
"My power over you
Grows stronger yet
And though you turn from me
To glass behind
The phantom of the opera is there
Inside your mind..."

Taure Leafsilver 10-02-2002 06:05 AM

hhm it fits!! but the words are glance not glass

Diamond18 10-02-2002 09:41 AM

Galadriel and Celeborn should sing a rousing chorus of "Be our guest, be our guest, put our magic to the test" in Lórien.

The Fellowship should sing "I feel the Earth move under my feet" when Moria is falling down around them.

Sam should definitely sing Carole King's "You've got a friend" to Frodo.

Pippin should sing these lyrics, "Why's everybody always picking on me?" It's from a song from the fifties, I can't remember the title or artist, but it fits.

Gollum should sing "One is the Loneliest Number" by Three Dog Night.

Legolas and the Mirkwood Elves should sing, "Who Let the Dogs Out?" only, "Who Let the Gollum Escape?"

And at the field of Cormallen, let's have everyone sing "We are the Champions" or "Na na na na na, hey hey hey, goodbye".

Oh, oh, I've got it...Arwen should sing, "You Make Me Feel Like a Natural Woman" to Aragorn.

Elven Mistress 10-02-2002 03:12 PM

Lol, i know - i did it off the top of my head [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img]

The two groups should meet (aragorn, legolas, and gimlias one group and the orcs as another) and start fighting back and forth, singing America from West Side Story, only with the words mordor for the orcs and, i don't know...the shire (???) for the other three

Galadrie1 10-02-2002 03:41 PM

Quote:

Dont Play With Me Cause You Play With Fire (dont know artist)
Hmm.. I think that's the Rolling Stones...?

Narlothgulwendil 10-02-2002 06:07 PM

Yes, gotta love Joseph! "It was red and yellow and green and brown and scarlet and black and ochre and peach and ruby and olive and violet and faun..." I know the rest, but I'm too lazy to go on.

Ok, I saw it on Mouth of Sauron, but it's great!

"The Orcs are gonna have their day tonight"
"The West is gonna have its way tonight."

And since I'm also a Mizzie, there is this line in Les Miserables that would fit in excellently if Gandalf said it. Guess where?
"This is a warning to us all, these are the shadow of the past."

In fact, if LotR were a musical, Colm Wilkinson would make a good Gandalf.
Again, merging Les Mis and LotR, Arwen could sing "I Saw Him Once" or "In My Life", Eowyn could sing "On My Own", Gandalf could sing "Bring Him Home" to Gwaihir when telling him to go rescue Frodo and Sam.
I can't think of anything more, and I'm not sure if these are funny, since not everyone here may know Les Miserables. So perhaps I'd better stop typing.

Narlothgulwendil 10-02-2002 06:09 PM

Oh, and Rebecca Caine might make a good Arwen. I think Lea Salonga would be a good Eowyn, but I won't recommend, her, as she is blonde.

Kithrčna Greenarrow Legolas 10-02-2002 06:17 PM

As thier sailing away from Lothorin(I know I didnt spell that right) Aragorn and Legolas should stand up in thier boats and start belting out as loud as possible "Orinoco Flow" by Enya with Gimoli as the background vocals.

Diamond18 10-02-2002 07:02 PM

Ahhh, I just had an inspiration (so I'll be amused by it even if no one else is):

Gollum should sing Les Poissons from "The Little Mermaid." Not familiar with it? Never fear:

Quote:

Les poissons, les poissons
How I love les poissons
Love to chop and to serve little fish
First I cut of zeir heads
Zen I pull out zeir bones
Ah mais oui ca c'est toujours delish

Les poissons, les poissons
Hee hee hee, haw haw haw
With ze cleaver I hack zem in two
I pull out what's inside
And I serve it up fried
God, I love little fishes, don't you?

Here's something for tempting ze palate
Prepared in ze classic technique
First you pound ze fish flat with a mallet
Zen you slash through the skin
Give the ze belly a slice
Zen you rub some salt in
'Cos zat makes it taste nice!
Thanks to google for that. You didn't think I had it memorized, did you? [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]

[ October 02, 2002: Message edited by: Diamond18 ]

arelendil 10-03-2002 11:45 AM

i always wanted a lotr musical but could we interupt..
fever by kylie when faramirs lying in the house of healing
F: fever sure has got me good
nurse: what you do when fever takes hold
Aragorn: i can't help..
F: don't you feel the fever like i dooo
Eowyn and merry:Ahhhh,ahhh etc
or Arwen can sing Fragile and share it with Eowyn! sorry kylie in the background i'll stop now!!!

arelendil 10-03-2002 01:25 PM

just had dinner and came up with...
Aragorn on the bridge: Never felt a girl like you before! With a guitar solo on his sword!

[ October 07, 2002: Message edited by: arelendil ]

Taure Leafsilver 10-05-2002 11:57 PM

just Thought of this aragorn and whoever cant think of name its late sings "ive never been in love before"

Lady_Espel 10-07-2002 01:48 PM

At the end of the 1st movie, the whole cast could come out from behind the hill singing 'Tommorow' and holding hands. Then, Pippin (who has had his hair permed), can step forward and sing the last bit going high at the end.
Wait scrap that, they could all sing 'Yesterday', Aragorn having a major solo.
Why do I even post?

Taure Leafsilver 10-11-2002 10:52 AM

Hehe just relized that the song "follow Me" mentions a ring well a weding ring but it still works!!

TealDude3 10-20-2002 01:35 PM

Here's a few

The Army of Rohan at Helm's Deep: We Will Rock You (Queen)

Orcs at Helm's Deep: Keep Rollin (Limp Bizkit)

Legolas: Hey Bady (No Doubt) In the lyrics, change boy to girl, and girl to boy.

Bilbo to Gandalf before the party: Puff the Magic Dragon (Unknown)

Nazgol at Weathertop: Men In Black (Will Smith)
"The bad guys dress in black, remember that,
just in case, we face, and make contact."

Saruman to Gandalf: In The End (Linkin Park)
"I tried so hard and got so far,
but in the end, it doesn't even matter."

Aragorn to Eowyn: Jaded (Aerosmith)

VanimaEdhel 10-23-2002 05:44 PM

Gandalf on Thorondor: "I Believe I Can Fly" (R. Kelly, right?)

Eowyn (about Aragorn): "Life Goes On" (new Leann Rimes. A small sample:
...Baby shame on you, if you fool me once
Shame on me if you fool me twice
You've been a pretty hard case to crack
Should've known better but I didn't
And I can't go back

Oh life goes on
And it's only gonna make me strong
It's a fact, once you get on board
Say good-bye cause you can't go back
Oh it's a fight, and I really wanna get it right
Where I'm at, is my life before me
And this feelin' that I can go back
Life goes on...)

Boromir: "Family Album" (Pink)

I have more, but I don't have time to type them...

Mintyztwin 11-14-2002 05:37 PM

Hahahahahahahah! These are great! I know all the musical songs . . . Pippin and Merry should sing "stay we must not lose our senses Orcs who stick at no offenese . . " etc. right before the Orcs sweep them away at the end of FotR. It's from Pirates of Penzance!

VanimaEdhel 11-14-2002 06:16 PM

Eowyn: "Bootylicious" by Destiny's Child to Aragorn, trying to tempt him.

Galadriel: "Bibbity-Bobbity Boo" from Cinderella when explaining the concept of so-called 'magic' to the Hobbits.

Aragorn: "Just a Spoonful of Sugar" from Mary Poppins when he is healing Faramir.

Aragorn: "If It Makes You Happy" by Sheryl Crow dedicated to Arwen.

Arwen: "My Heart Will Go On" by Celine Dion when Aragorn dies (then she lays down and 'dies' of course, but shhhhhh: they don't need to know that)

Eowyn: "Man, I Feel Like a Woman" by Shania Twain when she reveals that she is actually Dernhelm.

At any time, how about change "The Road Goes Ever On and On" to "Everyday is a Winding Road" by Sheryl Crow. [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

Legolas: "Because I Got High" when he is explaining why smoking is bad.

Aragorn: "Mambo #5" by Lou Vega when Eowyn lusts after him.

Beren: "The Story of a Girl" by Three-Doors Down about Luthien (I know, not LotR, persay, but...)

Gollum: "In The End" by Linkin Park as he's plummeting with the ring.

Gandalf: "Backstreet's Back" by the Backstreet Boys when he rejoins Legolas, Gimli and Aragorn (and he breaks into a boy-band dance while he does it as well).

Well, that is all for now...I'll be back! Okay: doesn't work as well when you are a girl...

Lindril Arvilya 11-14-2002 06:27 PM

I don't know where, and I don't know how, but somewhere in this crazy, mixed-up musical, we've gotta sing Bohemian Rhapsody.

VanimaEdhel 11-14-2002 06:33 PM

Hmmm...*thinks*

Okay:
Merry and Pippin when captured by the Orcs: "Bohemian Rhapsody" by Queen.
Demonstrates how it works:
Merry: I'm just a poor boy nobody loves me
Other Orcs Chime in Harmony: He's just a poor boy from a poor family | Spare him his life from this monstrosity.
Pippin: Easy come, easy go, will you let me go?
Head Uruk-Hai: Bismillah! No - we will not let you go
Orcs: Let him go
Head Uruk-HaiBismillah! We will not let you go.

And the madness continues...

Elven Mistress 11-14-2002 06:57 PM

Ummm...when Merry, Pippin, and Sam meet again after Frodo and the rest leave they can sing Old Friends from Company (Company? I think that's what it's from...) Sam can be Mary and Pippin and Merry can be Frank and Charlie!!

Legolas and Gimli can sing Our Time...I can't remember what it's from, a play by Stephen Sondheim....But think about it..."Feel the flow, hear what's happening, we're what's happening. We're the movers and we're the shapers...."

When Gandalf, Bilbo, Frodo and the lot are leaving to go across the sea, They can sing No One Is Alone to Sam, Merry, and Pippin!

When Pippin pushes the skeleton down the well in Moria, They can sing an original version of Your Fault from Into The Woods!

Orual 11-18-2002 09:39 PM

I agree with the REM idea, and I think "Innocent" by Fuel for Sam and Frodo in Mordor, (All those colours long since faded/And all our smiles all confiscated/Never were we told/We'd be bought and sold/When we were innocent) as well as "Wonderwall" by Oasis (All the roads that lead you there are winding/And all the lights that light the way are blinding). For Eowyn, "Just A Girl" by No Doubt. For Aragorn, "Superman" by Five For Fighting. That's all I can think of for now...

~*~Orual~*~

Sapphire_Flame 11-20-2002 11:09 AM

Heehee!!! This is so funny!!
'Kay, my turn.
  • "Only the Strong" by Flaw, for Frodo
  • "Ordinary Day" by Vanessa Carlton, for Rosie (about Sam)
  • "Frankenstein" by The Edgar Winter Group, for all those nice little battle scenes (background music)

That's all I can think of right now. I'll have more later, I swear!!

dragoneyes 11-20-2002 12:39 PM

Gollum can sing 'unbreak my heart' by Toni Braxton(?) about the ring.


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