Be careful what you wish for...
Okay, this is a game my older brother came up with, and I thought it would be good for the Downs...
Make a wish. A Tolkien related wish, preferably. Someone else can grant it, but there must be an ironic, or comical consequence to the wish. They can be serious (if you want) but more likely just plain silly. Like so. Someone posts: I wish I could go to Middle Earth Someone else posts: Quote:
I wish I had a Silmarill **** And so on. I hope you get the idea. Please put your wish in bold letters so everyone can see it. Here is my wish... I wish there were more sheriffs in the Shire. [Edit: Make sure to quote the wish you are granting.] |
More Sherrifs!
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I wish Sauron was a pink fluffy bunny |
Your wish is granted. Michel Delving becomes Nottingham, all proceeds go to the corrupt Prince Faramir, and the hobbitry stand in need of a benevolent hero in green tights.
I wish I could bear one of the Elven rings. Argh. Cross-post. Well I like this answer, so I'm leaving it... |
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I wish the Barrow Wight and Tom Bombadill could get along. |
Pink llamas, maybe...
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My wish: I wish Shadowfax were a Llama instead of a horse. |
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I wish ents were fireproof |
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I wish Gandalf was around today. |
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I wish Aragorn was a Jedi Master. |
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(not very good I know ;) ) I wish the ring was a pretty blue butterfly. |
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Your wish is granted. But when Sam tried to put the Ring on to escape the orcs in Mordor it flew away and he was captured, taken to Sauron, and made to write out "I will not take the Master's Ring" on a large blackboard for all eternity. I wish Balrogs did not have wings. |
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I wish Pippin was a mathamatical genius. |
Your wish is granted, though Pippin will have no way of understanding how too use this knowledge except too build the biggest bridge ever, but he'll get lazy and it'll fall through killing thousands
I wish that Gil-Galad didn't die and had more lady-friends |
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I wish the Bill the Pony was the ring-bearer. |
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I wish Orcs would revert back to elves. |
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I wish that Arwen had chosen to live on after Aragorn's death. |
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I wish Maeglin had won Idril. |
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I wish that Finrod had killed Sauron in Tol-in-Gaurhoth. |
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I wish Gimli didn't have a beard. |
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I wish The Barrow Wights would become allies of Gondor. |
I wish that the ring would not have been destroyed and the fellowship would have died.
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'The riders of Rohan', you must grant a wish before requesting one.
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Your wish is granted. Unfortunately, the bare and unprotected landscape of the Barrow Downs become the first target for vengeful Easterlings. BW is eaten by a giant wolf. Pio falls to an orc arrow. The Barrow Downs is laid to a waste. I wish to hear the Great Music that the Maiar made at the beginning of time |
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your wish is granted. The barrow wights betray the people of Gondor and eat them. I wish the fellowship died before destroying the ring |
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I wish the Eagles would become a Middle Earth taxi service. |
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I wish Goldberry divorced Tom Bombadill. |
Your wish is granted. The Hobbits are now eaten by Old Man Willow, as Tom is too depressed to go pick flowers, and that he has no one to pick flowers for. Later on, he kidnaps Arwen and makes her his bride.
I wish the Witch-King would usurp the power of Sauron. |
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I wish Sauron's eye would cool down. |
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I wish Varda would marry Morgoth. |
Hey Dol, merry dol
[quote]I wish Varda would marry Morgoth.[/qoute]
Your wish is granted! Varda leaves Manwe to marry Morgoth! Morgoth is a very bad husband, and constantly beats Varda. She divorces him, and tries to go back with Manwe, but he is heartbroken. In anger, he removes Arda from the stars, and casts Varda into the void. She would be stuck there for all eternity with her abusive husband, Morgoth! I wish Tom Bombadil had destoryed the ring |
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I wish Boromir hadn't died. |
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Boromir's conversion to the Lite side saves him and he is able to forge a rejuvenated Fellowship in support of Frodo's quest to destroy the Ring. His strategic choices, his wit, his self determination and self-knowledge, his assertive training of others, brings him ever and ever greater renown. Aragorn, in awe of this new Boromir, decides to forgo the throne of Gondor in favour of Arwen's favours and returns with her to Lothlorien, where they set up the first hippy commune. But first he works tirelessly to educate the men and let us not forget the women also in the values of true leadership. Before Aragorn leaves, a strong form of constitutional stewardship is established in Gondor, to be remembered long years after in the form of parliamentary democracy established in the 7th age in the country called Cânâgórnmïr, one of the few remaining nations that still revered the two Trees in their contemporary form of the Maple Leaf Forever. I wish Eowyn had not succumbed to the charms of dynastic merges with Faramir. |
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After Aragorn brought Eowyn out of the darkness and she was walking around again, she decided to not listen to Faramir or the Head Healer and went off after the men of Gondor and Rohan to the Battle of the Black Gate. There, she saved Pippin from being crushed by the troll and Aragorn forgot his love for Arwen and married Eowyn instead. And Arwen married Haldi and they crossed over into valinor with Elrond, Galadriel, Frodo, Gandalf and Bilbo. Everybody's happy. I wish Glorfindel was in the movie to rescue Frodo and Co. instead of Arwen. |
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I wish Feanor selected to give up the silmarils. |
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I wish Thorin had not died at the battle of the five armies. |
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I wish Hurin was my next-door neighbor. |
Well this was fun!
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I wish Earendil worked for Duracel |
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I wish Gollum had his own talk show. |
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I wish Aragorn, Legolas and Gimli formed a rock group called 'Three Hunters'. |
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I wish Christopher Tolkien would write some more Middle Earth stuff. |
Your wish is granted. Unfourtunate.y, Christopher didn't inherit his dad's writing skills and none of his books were published.
I wish Peter Jackson didn't kill Haldir and the Two Toweres movie. |
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